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An online pastor in Colorado who claims he was following God’s guidance faces charges of civil fraud in the alleged sale of $3.2 million in bogus cryptocurrency that state regulators say is “practically worthless” to those who fell for the scheme.
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Confronted with the charges, Eligio Regalado released a video statement saying that he might have “misheard” the divine instructions, leading to violations of Colorado’s anti-fraud, licensing and registration laws.
“The Lord said: I want you to build this,” Regalado claimed. “We took God at his word and sold a cryptocurrency with no clear exit.”
The filing said more than 300 unwitting investors lost millions of dollars, which the Regalados used to sustain their extravagant lifestyle.
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Regalado claims he and his wife only raked in about $1.3 million from the sales and admitted to spending “a few hundred thousand dollars” on “a home remodel that the Lord told us to do.”
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“Either I misheard God, and every one of you who prayed and came in — you as well. Or two, God is still not done with this project,” Regalado said.
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“God is in the business of doing new things and breaking seals. And he did tell us to do this.”

“I said: Lord, I don’t want to do this. I don’t know how to do this. I don’t have any experience in this industry. I don’t know what I’m doing. I don’t want to be caught up in something.”

Regalado blamed technical issues for his ordeal and denied that anything criminal had occurred.

“We launched an exchange. The exchange technology failed. Things went downhill,” the pastor said. “I know this looks terrible.”

The business venture sank in November, around the time Regalado said he had a mental breakdown due to signs the operation was failing, leading to demands from investors to get their money back.
 
as we had pervious pastors say they require a fleet of private planes because it brings them closer to go amazed that he is getting pulled on it

the problem was say crypto should of just said donations to the church
 
meanwhile in texas

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... in order to show jurors a glimpse of how far they’d have to go to correct his unapologetically recalcitrant behavior, Carroll’s attorneys relied on a deposition Trump gave under oath at an unrelated case against the New York Attorney General. In that separate case, Trump countered accusations that he inflated his assets and lied to banks by asserting that he did indeed have a near bottomless bank account.

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In the video shown to jurors on Thursday, Trump can be seen answering questions about his inflated sense of self-importance from AG senior enforcement counsel Kevin Wallace, comparing his brand value to that of Coca-Cola.

“In my case, I know it’s billions and billions and billions of dollars,” Trump said under oath, not aware that his testimony would later be used as a target in a defamation claim.

During the deposition he threw around all kinds of sky-high figures, pegging his famous name and related brand at $2.9 billion and even $3 billion.

“I wrote a book recently and it sold through the roof!” he said. “It’s all brand value.”

Billions and billions :thumbs:
 
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