Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[petee]

More from the Midwest

Ohio House overrides governor Mike DeWine's veto of gender-affirming care ban

The law would ban types of gender-affirming care, such as surgery and hormone therapy, for those under 18 and also bars transgender girls and women from playing on women's sports teams.

www.cbsnews.com

i suspect dewine was banking on that.

 

[PTK]

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Done in protest at the stupidity of book bans

Well, I think it may be a good thing to ban some dictionaries. When I was at school, at about the age of ten, we looked up the word "fart" in the dictionary, and we were all irreparably psychologically damaged by its definition: "an explosion between the legs".

 

[existentialist]

I've been here long enough to notice your constant policing efforts.

What's also tragic is just how important these forums are to you and how many hours you spend on here. I bet you're a bizarre, unpleasant individual in real life aswell. You must be unbearable.

Yeah, it's funny how much you can tell about someone from how they post on a forum

 

[two sheds]

Isn't this what the republicans are trying to impeach Biden for, but without any actual evidence ... or admissions that he did it?

 

[Yossarian]

Isn't this what the republicans are trying to impeach Biden for, but without any actual evidence ... or admissions that he did it?

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[two sheds]

I liked that the judge let Trump have his little rant in court, I think he unwittingly admitted to a couple of things during it.

 

[existentialist]

I liked that the judge let Trump have his little rant in court, I think he unwittingly admitted to a couple of things during it.

"Give 'em enough rope..."

 

[gosub]

Isn't this what the republicans are trying to impeach Biden for, but without any actual evidence ... or admissions that he did it?

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By very little evidence..there is a clear audit trail from Ukraine and China to Hunter Biden..or do you think that had nothing to do with a nepoitistic work around?

Not asking as a defence of Trump - that his contempt for the constitution is so total he has no use for the 5th amendment. Which is handy

 

[two sheds]

By very little evidence..there is a clear audit trail from Ukraine and China to Hunter Biden..or do you think that had nothing to do with a nepoitistic work around?

True, although that's not to daddy Biden who they're trying to impeach.

 

[gosub]

True, although that's not to daddy Biden who they're trying to impeach.

Somehow I don't think it'll be Toby Jones playing Biden in any docudrama

 

[Yossarian]

By very little evidence..there is a clear audit trail from Ukraine and China to Hunter Biden..or do you think that had nothing to do with a nepoitistic work around?

Doesn't seem very comparable - I don't think there's any doubt that Hunter Biden is sketchy as fuck and profited off his father's name, but they haven't found any evidence Joe Biden profited from it, and definitely not while he was in office, and he had enough sense not to give h
Hunter any role in government.

Trump, meanwhile, has admitted making money from foreign governments - and when it comes to sketchy family members, his son-in-law Jared Kushner, who was deeply involved in domestic policy and foreign policy, received $2 billion from the Saudis after Trump left office.

 

[gosub]

Kushner really should get more flak

 

[DaveCinzano]

I liked that the judge let Trump have his little rant in court, I think he unwittingly admitted to a couple of things during it.

Closing arguments are part of the record, but I don't think they have evidentiary merit.

 

[chandlerp]

They don't but the judge allowed it so he can't say he never had a chance to speak at appeal

 

[chandlerp]

I wonder if Donald is aware that if he wants to speak he has to pay the entire judgement into escrow pending the result. Good luck!!

 

[two sheds]

It would normally be the lawyer who delivers it, so that wouldn't be evidence shame if it's not for Trump himself.

I wonder whether bomb threats are ...

 

[two sheds]

Aaaaaaaaaand ...

Judge orders Trump to pay nearly $400,000 for New York Times' legal fees

A judge has ordered Donald Trump to pay nearly $400,000 for The New York Times' fees in a now-dismissed lawsuit.

www.cbsnews.com

wonder if they'll see any of that

 

[Yossarian]

Aaaaaaaaaand ...

Judge orders Trump to pay nearly $400,000 for New York Times' legal fees

A judge has ordered Donald Trump to pay nearly $400,000 for The New York Times' fees in a now-dismissed lawsuit.

www.cbsnews.com

wonder if they'll see any of that

He doesn't pay his own lawyers so I guess it will take a lot of arm-twisting to get him to pay the New York Times' lawyers

 

[petee]

 

[spring-peeper]

"President Trump," she begins with a cracking voice and frequent pauses to sob, "if you see this, please save us. I don't even see our American flag anymore. Biden's talking with some kind of crazy flag. This is America. This is our land. Please, President Trump. Please, please. I hope you have a plan. God, please save us. Save us from the Devil, please. Y 'all, I'm about to have a panic attack. This is our country. Our country. This is awful. God, please save us, please."

 

[krtek a houby]

"President Trump," she begins with a cracking voice and frequent pauses to sob, "if you see this, please save us. I don't even see our American flag anymore. Biden's talking with some kind of crazy flag. This is America. This is our land. Please, President Trump. Please, please. I hope you have a plan. God, please save us. Save us from the Devil, please. Y 'all, I'm about to have a panic attack. This is our country. Our country. This is awful. God, please save us, please."

We can laugh, of course, but she seems to be having some kind of breakdown

 

[gosub]

If you Google Biden images / news most my top hits have a stars and stripes in. News has stars and stripes + Israel...is that what she's talking about ? Mistaking star of David for a Pentagram

 

[petee]

We can laugh, of course, but she seems to be having some kind of breakdown

i hope i phrase this caefully, but:
we can say she's having a breakdown. but what she'll be said to have is a deep love of jesus, america. and trump. and the depth of her feeling is proof of the truth of it, no?

 

[spring-peeper]

If you Google Biden images / news most my top hits have a stars and stripes in. News has stars and stripes + Israel...is that what she's talking about ? Mistaking star of David for a Pentagram

I was wondering what flag she was on about. The image of Trump hugging the American flag was flashing through my mind.

Maybe she is talking about the UN flag, Nato, or even a state flag.

 

[Yossarian]

I think this is where she gets her flags

 

[Jeff Robinson]

 

[Orang Utan]

A silver lining would be for him to kark it before he does any more damage. Or would it be?
He’s probably a lot less healthy than Old Joe

 

[chandlerp]

He needs to be soundly beaten at the ballot box and then die of a massive heart attack whilst shitting himself live on TV.

If he dies before the election the conspiraloons will have a field day.

 

[Orang Utan]

He needs to be soundly beaten

this too

 

[Nylock]

..with a brick in a sock.