Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[petee]

from just about 3 yrs ago

 

[Yossarian]

 

[8ball]

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Loads of American men actually think like this, though.

 

[Orang Utan]

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Who are they referring to?

 

[Yossarian]

Who are they referring to?

Kansas City Chiefs player Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift

 

[Orang Utan]

Kansas City Chiefs player Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift

Country singer?

 

[petee]

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a few weeks ago some twerpnozzle said the chiefs lost a game becuase taylor swift = distraction = woke and here they are in the super bowl.

 

[belboid]

Country singer?

Winner of 12 US Country Music Awards. And 5 Canadian ones.

 

[Orang Utan]

Winner of 12 US Country Music Awards. And 5 Canadian ones.

I only know one of her songs and it’s deffo not country

 

[Ax^]

she been in the industry since 14 so maybe changes styles more than one

 

[petee]

it begins ...

 

[DaveCinzano]

I only know one of her songs and it’s deffo not country

Ah, you like the western one

 

[chandlerp]

it begins ...

So fucking stupid

 

[Dom Traynor]

Ah, you like the western one

I like both types

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

a few weeks ago some twerpnozzle said the chiefs lost a game becuase taylor swift = distraction = woke and here they are in the super bowl.

I don't get it.

Is the argument here that sportsmen should be living some sort of warrior monk lifestyle rather than going out with popstars or something?

 

[Jeff Robinson]

 

[petee]

I don't get it.

Is the argument here that sportsmen should be living some sort of warrior monk lifestyle rather than going out with popstars or something?

oh no, having a "hot" gf/wife/woman in your professional orbit is part of what a "real man" (like a football player) is supposed to have (Trump's lawyer Habba e.g. has come in for praise from rightwingers and not for her lawyering) but swift is anti-trump and really prominent and is "misleading" potential voters towards biden.

Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden

Right-wing conspiracy theorists are claiming the NFL Super Bowl has been rigged to facilitate a Taylor Swift endorsement of Joe Biden.

www.google.com

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

oh no, having a "hot" gf/wife/woman in your professional orbit is part of what a "real man" (like a football player) is supposed to have (Trump's lawyer Habba e.g. has come in for praise from rightwingers and not for her lawyering) but swift is anti-trump and really prominent and is "misleading" potential voters towards biden.

Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden

Right-wing conspiracy theorists are claiming the NFL Super Bowl has been rigged to facilitate a Taylor Swift endorsement of Joe Biden.

www.google.com

OK, that is properly nuts.

Seems quite funny that the result of this is apparently that they're all cheering on San Francisco against Kansas City. Surely SF is basically Woke Central to them.

 

[pogofish]

I only know one of her songs and it’s deffo not country

She first rose to fame as a young country singer, then went mainstream.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

oh no, having a "hot" gf/wife/woman in your professional orbit is part of what a "real man" (like a football player) is supposed to have (Trump's lawyer Habba e.g. has come in for praise from rightwingers and not for her lawyering) but swift is anti-trump and really prominent and is "misleading" potential voters towards biden.

Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden

Right-wing conspiracy theorists are claiming the NFL Super Bowl has been rigged to facilitate a Taylor Swift endorsement of Joe Biden.

www.google.com

It just amazes me how the GOP and its media affiliates can point at someone and say "hate" and their base hates. It's like something out of Orwell and the two minutes of hate.

 

[petee]

just an example of what i mentioned above

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

just an example of what i mentioned above

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Perhaps he should have hired someone with a better understanding of the law and more experience.

 

[Ax^]

it begins ...

 

[two sheds]

Good

Man who threw Molotov cocktails at Ohio church gets 18-year prison term | Ohio | The Guardian

 

[Nylock]

oh no, having a "hot" gf/wife/woman in your professional orbit is part of what a "real man" (like a football player) is supposed to have (Trump's lawyer Habba e.g. has come in for praise from rightwingers and not for her lawyering) but swift is anti-trump and really prominent and is "misleading" potential voters towards biden.

Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden

Right-wing conspiracy theorists are claiming the NFL Super Bowl has been rigged to facilitate a Taylor Swift endorsement of Joe Biden.

www.google.com

All the usual commentary sociopaths over at fox are absolutely losing what constitutes their collective minds over her expressing a fairly vanilla "get out and vote" message. It's not like she's advocating her fanbase eats the rich or runs a purge of the 1%... What a bunch of fucking melts.

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[two sheds]

Where the donations go :

Trump Spent $50 Million in Donor Money on Legal Bills Last Year

According to the Times, 10 cents of every dollar donated to Trump’s campaign is being directed towards Save America, which in the last year has operated virtually exclusively as a legal slush fund for the former president.

 

[two sheds]

This is a shame, left to their own devices they implode

'God's Army' border truck convoy falls flat amid right-wing 'honeypot' paranoia: report - Raw Story

The “God's Army” trucker convoy that's headed to the southern border in a "Take Our Border Back" campaign has been decimated by conspiracy theories that it's an FBI front, Vice News reported Monday.


The line of trucks that departed Virginia Beach Monday had just a few dozen participants — much less than the 700,000 organizers had promised.

According to Vice's report, the less-than-stellar turnout was likely due to theories circulating in right-wing circles that the convoy could be a “psyop” or “honeypot" trap laid by the federal government to coax people into committing violence.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

A bit mean to walruses but otherwise love this

 

[spring-peeper]

GOP lawmaker nominates Trump for Nobel Peace Prize | The Hill

Tenney’s nomination came just a few days after three Army soldiers were killed in a suicide drone attack in Jordan. In the nominating statement, Tenney touted Trump’s Abraham Accords, the treaty that formally normalized the relations between Israel, Bahrain and the United Arab Emirates (UAE).


“Donald Trump was instrumental in facilitating the first new peace agreements in the Middle East in almost 30 years,” Tenney said in the statement on Tuesday. “For decades, bureaucrats, foreign policy ‘professionals’, and international organizations insisted that additional Middle East peace agreements were impossible without a resolution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. President Trump proved that to be false.”

Trump, the current GOP front-runner, has been nominated for the prize multiple times. The former president was nominated in 2022 by a Norwegian official for brokering relations between UAE and Israel. He also received a nomination from four Australian law professors.