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Starry Wisdom
Isn't that an artist's impression of teuchter being left on the shelf?
Entirely unashamed anti car propaganda, and the more the better.
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liquidindian
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It's Radio 2 DJ Steve Wright.
platinumsage
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In summary, this is where the anti-car propagandists appear to have positioned themselves with regard to garages in UK new-build homes:
They approve of large garages that you can easily fit a Range Rover Sport inside, without needlessly sacrificing living space. If you can afford this sort of house you're fine, because you can subversively use the garage to run a bike repair workshop or yurt-weaving classes:
They disapprove of small garages that can only fit a Skoda Octavia inside. These garages sacrifice living space and mean that people who can only afford such small houses will have a miserable existence eating dinner in their kitchens or sharing their living room with children's toys:
They approve of large garages that you can easily fit a Range Rover Sport inside, without needlessly sacrificing living space. If you can afford this sort of house you're fine, because you can subversively use the garage to run a bike repair workshop or yurt-weaving classes:
They disapprove of small garages that can only fit a Skoda Octavia inside. These garages sacrifice living space and mean that people who can only afford such small houses will have a miserable existence eating dinner in their kitchens or sharing their living room with children's toys:
liquidindian
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Which one is best for sneaking downstairs to have your way with the car? I don't know if proximity is best so less sneaking is required, or being slightly detached so your squeals of delight are less likely to be heard.
teuchter
je suis teuchter
Yurts are made of felt. You don't weave them. If someone offers a yurt-weaving class, they are not offering legitimate training.
It would be quite sensible to offer smaller houses with purpose designed workshop/utility space rather than a garage. Then it wouldn't have to be the size of a car and could be in proportion to the rest of the house. It could have things like natural daylight and ventilation.
It would be quite sensible to offer smaller houses with purpose designed workshop/utility space rather than a garage. Then it wouldn't have to be the size of a car and could be in proportion to the rest of the house. It could have things like natural daylight and ventilation.
beesonthewhatnow
going deaf for a living
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
They removed one of those in Durham as people tried to get through on back of the cars paymet in front. I witnessed a car getting it's radiator bollarded, water pissing everywhere and the couple stuck on it looking fucking embarrassed.
T & P
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I wonder if any car parks that install such bollards to prevent fare dodgers have included something in their T&Cs about car owners being responsible for the damage caused by such bollards. I suspect a lawyer-happy driver might want to argue in court that claiming thousands of Pounds of damage to a car to prevent the evasion of a measly two-figure amount parking fee is a disproportionate measure.They removed one of those in Durham as people tried to get through on back of the cars paymet in front. I witnessed a car getting it's radiator bollarded, water pissing everywhere and the couple stuck on it looking fucking embarrassed.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Looks like someone claimed successfully.
You'd think the filth would get a free pass !
Bollard claims new victim
A POLICE officer was left redfaced after becoming the latest victim of a city’s rising bollard.
platinumsage
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All our local ones in the town centre have been removed and replaced by enforcement cameras. Much easier for the council to maintain, and they bring in revenue too. Of course what cameras don't do is stop people driving down the roads in question, so people with dodgy plates or too much money get to charge about like they own the place.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Tbf if Lambeth's parking spaces are in Holland I can see why they can't charge top dollar for it.
Does one in Lambeth look much different! It’s a weird point to focus on.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
6 meters squared be buggered. My cars take up about 10 square meters and I’ve got two of them on Westminster residents permits at about £160 each a year.
Seriously good value in these rip-off times.
teuchter
je suis teuchter
By my rough calculations, Westminster council is losing about £1,500,000 per year because of this, and that could be used towards building a children's hospital, so I hope you are going to do the right thing.
They'd probably just spend it on another shit hill!! Truly awful council.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Tbf it’s the Mini that looks daftest in that picture.
Can’t agree with that. It’s definitely the stupid oversized SUV
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
I am 5’10” and struggle to fit in old Minis, whilst no fan of SUVs getting in and out without spinal cord injury is where I set my baseline for cars.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
liquidindian
Hello
Horse tastes great, at least raw. Never had it cooked.
