Entirely unashamed anti car propaganda, and the more the better.

[krtek a houby]

True for England but not the rest of the UK:

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However your 20% tax for everyone is falls into the fallacy that everyone in London is well off which really isn’t the case. And also, by that logic, those freeloaders in NI need to start paying their way!

The 6 counties didn't ask to be occupied, tbf

 

[teuchter]

As has already been established, my life is so empty that I try and fill the void of meaninglessness by taking pictures of parked cars.

I was in Oxford in the week.

You often hear death machine drivers banging on about why are cyclists in the road if there's a cycle lane for them.



Sometimes you just have to make sure that you are simultaneously blocking the pavement and also the cycle lane - two birds with one stone.

That last one with the blue van, me taking the photo triggered a passing motorist in the same way that these photos will successfully trigger the usual suspects on this thread. He was shouting at me out of his window, calling me a "count" I think. Not sure why he was calling me a "count".

 

[teuchter]

In the interests of balance, this isn't really ok either:

 

[edcraw]

As has already been established, my life is so empty that I try and fill the void of meaningless by taking pictures of parked cars.

I was in Oxford in the week.

You often hear death machine drivers banging on about why are cyclists in the road if there's a cycle lane for them.

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Sometimes you just have to make sure that you are simultaneously blocking the pavement and also the cycle lane - two birds with one stone.

That last one with the blue van, me taking the photo triggered a passing motorist in the same way that these photos will successfully trigger the usual suspects on this thread. He was shouting at me out of his window, calling me a "count" I think. Not sure why he was calling me a "count".

Way to judge people - for all we know these drivers may all have had medical emergencies and needed to stop straight way. We need to find out what exactly happened in each case before we can comment.

Shame on you!

 

[SpookyFrank]

People who operate needlessly loud vehicles for fun are basically getting off on an act of violence.

 

[teuchter]

Way to judge people - for all we know these drivers may all have had medical emergencies and needed to stop straight way. We need to find out what exactly happened in each case before we can comment.

Shame on you!

Certainly the professional taxi driver would only be parking on a pavement, a cycle lane and a double yellow line all at the same time, if in his professional opinion an emergency was occurring.

 

[platinumsage]

The problem with the cycle lanes being blocked is the presence of the cycle lanes. Remove them and cyclists wouldn’t feel compelled to cycle in them, and thus wouldn’t feel aggrieved when motor vehicles enter them, which they’re perfectly entitled to do in those instances.

 

[Saul Goodman]

In the interests of balance, this isn't really ok either:

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Five inconsiderate cunts in one single shot. That's not taking into account the ones behind you that you didn't photograph. Proof that cyclists are at least 5x more likely to be cunts than any other road user.

 

[krtek a houby]

Five inconsiderate cunts in one single shot. That's not taking into account the ones behind you that you didn't photograph. Proof that cyclists are at least 5x more likely to be cunts than any other road user.

Meh, pedestrians are the worst

 

[Saul Goodman]

Meh, pedestrians are the worst

Yeah but they're not strictly road users. Granted, they're a fucking nightmare, with as much regard for their own safety as cyclists, but at least they don't do much damage to others.

 

[maomao]

Isn't it strange how miserable people either want an outright ban on the things they don't do, or want to charge others for doing them? Do you not see how very selfish this is? How would you feel if frottaging was banned or taxed out of existence?

How does a sexual fetish compare to something that gives kids asthma and cancer (when it isn't killing and maiming them outright on the street)?

 

[Saul Goodman]

How does a sexual fetish compare to something that gives kids asthma and cancer (when it isn't killing and maiming them outright on the street)?

I've no idea, I haven't tried it.

 

[krtek a houby]

Yeah but they're not strictly road users. Granted, they're a fucking nightmare, with as much regard for their own safety as cyclists, but at least they don't do much damage to others.

If only everything was roads and everyone were car drivers

 

[maomao]

I've no idea, I haven't tried it.

You've never been stimulated or stimulated someone else through clothing? Are you permanently naked or something? Actually, please don't answer that.

Cars just aren't the harm-free hobby you think they are. And we can't all live in rural Ireland.

 

[krtek a houby]

You've never been stimulated or stimulated someone else through clothing? Are you permanently naked or something? Actually, please don't answer that.

Cars just aren't the harm-free hobby you think they are. And we can't all live in rural Ireland.

Tbf, it's not all cars in rural Ireland. There's plenty of cycling going on.

 

[maomao]

Tbf, it's not all cars in rural Ireland. There's plenty of cycling going on.

I know because I've seen the crotch shots of cyclists that Saul Goodman puts in the internet.

 

[Saul Goodman]

You've never been stimulated or stimulated someone else through clothing? Are you permanently naked or something? Actually, please don't answer that.

Cars just aren't the harm-free hobby you think they are. And we can't all live in rural Ireland.

Of course they're not harm free. They're probably the most harmful thing on the road, but until someone comes up with a workable alternative, we're kinda stuck with them. The current government couldn't give a flying fuck about the problem. The money they're spunking away on the HS2 could be put to much better use. They could have spent it on park and ride, or a multitude of other things that would keep cars out of cities, but instead they're spending it to get more people into London, when they should be moving people out.

 

[krtek a houby]

I know because I've seen the crotch shots of cyclists that Saul Goodman puts in the internet.

Probably just neighborhood watch stuff

 

[Saul Goodman]

I know because I've seen the crotch shots of cyclists that Saul Goodman puts in the internet.

You're only jealous.

 

[krtek a houby]

You're only jealous.

Neighborhood crotch stuff

 

[edcraw]

Of course they're not harm free. They're probably the most harmful thing on the road, but until someone comes up with a workable alternative, we're kinda stuck with them. The current government couldn't give a flying fuck about the problem. The money they're spunking away on the HS2 could be put to much better use. They could have spent it on park and ride, or a multitude of other things that would keep cars out of cities, but instead they're spending it to get more people into London, when they should be moving people out.

Park & ride you’re really up on your transport planning there.

 

[Spymaster]

“Transport planning”

 

[Saul Goodman]

Park & ride you’re really up on your transport planning there.

Yeah, I was talking about riding bikes, but you're obviously a bit behind the door.

 

[krtek a houby]

Am more than ever convinced that the anti-cyclists secretly own bicycle tandems and indulge in vegan holidays when it suits

 

[maomao]

Of course they're not harm free. They're probably the most harmful thing on the road, but until someone comes up with a workable alternative, we're kinda stuck with them. The current government couldn't give a flying fuck about the problem. The money they're spunking away on the HS2 could be put to much better use. They could have spent it on park and ride, or a multitude of other things that would keep cars out of cities, but instead they're spending it to get more people into London, when they should be moving people out.

You're all over the place. One minute it's a harmless hobby, the next minute it's harmful but all the government's fault. One minute cyclists are all evil, the next you're masturbating over them at traffic lights. It's easy to pretend to win an argument if you change you're position every two minutes.

 

[Saul Goodman]

You're all over the place. One minute it's a harmless hobby, the next minute it's harmful but all the government's fault. One minute cyclists are all evil, the next you're masturbating over them at traffic lights. It's easy to pretend to win an argument if you change you're position every two minutes.

I've never changed my position. I never said cars are harmless, and I've never strayed from the fact that the Vast majority of cyclists are cunts and shouldn't be allowed on the road, and I still believe that all road users should have to pass a test to prove they're competent to be on the road, and third party insurance should be mandatory for all road users.
Have I left anything out?

 

[maomao]

I've never changed my position. I never said cars are harmless, and I've never strayed from the fact that the Vast majority of cyclists are cunts and shouldn't be allowed on the road, and I still believe that all road users should have to pass a test to prove they're competent to be on the road, and third party insurance should be mandatory for all road users.
Have I left anything out?

But you or your mates doing 200 on a public road is a laugh and none of this harm is actually worth doing anything about.

Not only unwilling to do anything about it but determined to mock anyone who wants to. Sitting in your garden, getting pissed in daylight hours and winding people up on the internet for the attention. You've got no right to call anyone a cunt, you're a cunt on purpose.

 

[Saul Goodman]

You've got no right to call anyone a cunt, you're a cunt on purpose.

Me?!?!

 

[Saul Goodman]

Sitting in your garden, getting pissed in daylight hours and winding people up on the internet for the attention.

I wasn't getting pissed, by the way. I was enjoying a nice cold beer on a nice sunny day after working hard all morning.
Jeez, talk about begrudgery. Is this why you hate motorists, because they might be enjoying something?

 

[edcraw]

I wasn't getting pissed, by the way. I was enjoying a nice cold beer on a nice sunny day after working hard all morning.
Jeez, talk about begrudgery. Is this why you hate motorists, because they might be enjoying something?

I think the problem is they aren’t enjoying it - constantly stuck in traffic and trying to blame it on something other than too many cars.