Entirely unashamed anti car propaganda, and the more the better.

[maomao]

“Bike-happy” - when it becomes necessary, in extremis, to shoot someone on a bike for the safety of others

It's not Tobyjug lol. It's just Spymaster flinging turds because he knows he lost this argument many years ago.

 

[Spymaster]

It's not Tobyjug lol. It's just Spymaster ...

Blimey, that one was easy.



You used to make me work for these. I guess this is what happens when cycle wallies get old and infirm!

 

[maomao]

Blimey, that one was easy!

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I know that being able to occasionally predict people's behaviour on the basis of their previously observed behaviour must seem like some fantastic dark art to you but it's really a very basic human ability. But if it's getting you hard, have a wank on me.

 

[Spymaster]

... have a wank on me.

Christ no!

I think edcraw might oblige if you ask politely though.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Who was the attempt made on?

Why do you say there was an intent to kill, which is what attempted murder requires?

Murder isn’t just unlawful killing.

There was no intent not to kill either.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

There was no intent not to kill either.

Ha! None of yer fancy-pants stuff, just deal with some real logiczzz kabbes !!!

 

[Spymaster]

Aaaaaaaand just when you thought Plank couldn't be a bigger bellend ...

There was no intent not to kill either

 

[Saul Goodman]

There was no intent not to kill either.

Top Gun one week, Judith Sheindlin the next... Your talent knows no bounds.

 

[Spymaster]

Top Gun one week, Judith Sheindlin the next... Your talent knows no bounds.

Even maomao's cringing at this one.

 

[maomao]

Even maomao's cringing at this one.

Yes. Cringing at the thick old twats that can't recognise an obvious joke and think they've scored a massive point.

 

[teuchter]

SpookyFrank's early morning provocation post has been at least twice as successful as Spymaster's.

Good work SpookyFrank.

42,000 views of anti car propaganda so far, thanks to this thread's continuing success.

 

[Spymaster]

Yes. Cringing at the thick old twats that can't recognise an obvious joke and think they've scored a massive point.

Oooh yeah, he got us there!

 

[Saul Goodman]

Yes. Cringing at the thick old twats that can't recognise an obvious joke and think they've scored a massive point.

SpookyFrank joking like a boss.

 

[Spymaster]

Top Gun one week, Judith Sheindlin the next... Your talent knows no bounds.

Him and maomao often make similar legal pronouncements and then try to pass them off as jokes

Take that, Law Society!

 

[maomao]

Oooh yeah, he got us there!

Well technically yes because he made an obvious joke and you two got excited and started posting up cartoon 'Tada's and GIFs. I'd anyone ever read this thread that would be one internet point right there.

 

[Spymaster]

Well technically yes because he made an obvious joke and you two got excited and started posting up cartoon 'Tada's and GIFs. I'd anyone ever read this thread that would be one internet point right there.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Well technically yes because he made an obvious joke and you two got excited and started posting up cartoon 'Tada's and GIFs. I'd anyone ever read this thread that would be one internet point right there.

Did he tell you that you could be his wingman?

 

[maomao]

Yeah, whatever, I'm on holiday, I don't give a shit. But you both responded as if a comment made in jest was serious. You lose by your own rules.

 

[Spymaster]

Did he tell you that you could be his wingman?

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Check out the Begum thread if you want to see Plank & Maomao Solicitors, in full flow!

 

[Spymaster]

I don't give a shit.

 

[edcraw]

Fuck - it’s like watching a private circle jerk.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Check out the Begum thread if you want to see Plank & Maomao Solicitors, in full flow!

Lionel Hutz in da house

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[Saul Goodman]

Fuck - it’s like watching a private circle jerk.

We do try to break it up once in a while but it's an inevitable consequence of these threads.

 

[Spymaster]

Fuck - it’s like watching a private circle jerk.

You got there in the end!

 

[maomao]

Check out the Begum thread if you want to see Plank & Maomao Solicitors, in full flow!

No thanks. I couldn't really take the sight of you rimming Athos while getting excited about killing teenage girls all over again.

 

[Spymaster]

No thanks. I couldn't really take the sight of you rimming Athos while getting excited about killing teenage girls all over again.

You owe me a tenner Saul Goodman

 

[not-bono-ever]

Along with sensible road layouts and speed control. Loads of Sadiq Khan's silly 'war on motorists' stuff is being quietly ditched in London at the moment. Look around and you'll see stretches of blanket 20mph zones being re-signed as 30mph and roads that were designated as bus/cycle lanes being put back to car use. The tell-tale signs are lots road markings visibly rubbed-out and sudden lack of traffic chaos. One of the favourite "cycle friendly" measures was to close one lane of a 2 lane road to cars. All that happened was that you got an enormous tailback alongside an empty lane that had one bus and a couple of cycles go down it occasionally. Most of those have now fortunately been binned but it does seem sometimes that TfL's road planning department is populated by people with the intelligence of edcraw .

Round here it’s full on LTN and streets being blocked

 

[maomao]

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You owe me a tenner Saul Goodman

Are you claiming to have predicted that I would accuse you of tonguing Athos's ring-piece? Either way I'll take it as an admission of guilt.

 

[Spymaster]

Now now maomao

 

[teuchter]

Went on a little ride around town this evening. Here is a virtually unused bike lane of the type that all the car people are getting all frantic about because it's denying them their human rights to be in a car traffic jam in the same location.