England vs Panama (Group G) - 13:00 - 24/06/2018

[The39thStep]

“Hi, my name’s Barry, & I’m a twat.”

Its quite a funny Twitter account actually

 

[5t3IIa]

Come on Yorkshire!!

 

[Lord Camomile]

That bloody anthem always dampens my enthusiasm; aside from the content, it's just such a bloody dirge. Completely fails to get you pumped up for the occasion.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I've gone for 3:1 to England with Sterling as first scorer. If that comes off it will net me large pork pie!

 

[The39thStep]

England playing from right to left

 

[colacubes]

Boom

 

[Lord Camomile]

John fucking Stones!!

 

[belboid]

May as well give us the trophy now

 

[Supine]

Stop trying to cuddle us and start to defend you cheating cnuts.

1:0

 

[TruXta]

Well then.

 

[tommers]

Imperious.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Great header! Though sadly the pork pie won't mine now. I should have gone for the Yorkshire lad!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Just before that mum said "oh no, I have to go to the toilet", I said "don't worry, we'll score from this corner and you can go during the celebrations".

She just scarpered

 

[oryx]

Bloody hell, Panama are dirty.

 

[J Ed]

England are going to be up a few more by half time, surely

 

[editor]

I'm going to be in deepest Essex for the second half. I'm imagining a land bedecked with Ingurland flags and populated by sunburnt drunk geeeeeezahs.

 

[marty21]

I'm going to be in deepest Essex for the second half. I'm imagining a land bedecked with Ingurland flags and populated by sunburnt drunk geeeeeezahs.

I'm sure you will fit in

 

[Lord Camomile]

Panama are having a bit too much of this game so far.

 

[TruXta]

Reckon England will need another goal, they're too easy to beat atm.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Work was heaving when i left with people doing their shopping before the BMB (big match buildup)!

My Aldi was full of nannas doing a weekly shop and loads of blokes on their own buying BEER and MEAT.

 

[J Ed]

Is this the only country where significant portions of the population berate themselves quite so much for flying flags during major sports competitions?

 

[TruXta]

My Aldi was full of nannas doing a weekly shop and loads of blokes on their own buying BEER and MEAT.

Are you saying nans don't like the meat?

 

[TruXta]

Is this the only country where significant portions of the population berate themselves quite so much for flying flags during major sports competitions?

You should see Norway, it's like a nazi rally sometimes.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Is this the only country where significant portions of the population berate themselves quite so much for flying flags during major sports competitions?

Not themselves. The awful others.

 

[J Ed]

Are you saying nans don't like the meat?

or beer lol

 

[Lord Camomile]

I really hate this disingenuous "hard when making a tackle, weak when being tackled" bullshit. Either be a hard bastard and give as good as you get, or be a weak flair player. Yis cannit have it both ways.

 

[TruXta]

Jesus, the Panama defense is nothing if not naive.

 

[colacubes]

Here we go

 

[Steel Icarus]

Are you saying nans don't like the meat?

No, but they had reasonable amounts, as opposed to forty eight burgers, thirty six sausages and twenty four cans of beer.

 

[binka]

Is this the only country where significant portions of the population berate themselves quite so much for flying flags during major sports competitions?

It is ridiculous isn't it? What's wrong with England flags everywhere in England during a WC England are playing in?