eastenders - bizarre and shit

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Charlie jnr doesn't want Dot to see Nick in his coffin.

He's up to something and the funeral director is in on it.
Last night Ian accidentally knocked it over and an arm fell out so someone is in there.

There are various theories on digital spy. Nick faked his death and is in witness protection/the person in the coffin is another of Nick's victims/some insurance scam.

Fuck knows!

Ooh fun! I was quite surprised they'd apparently killed Nick off, so I hope he's not dead after all.
I never understood why Nick's son was with the policewoman who came round to tell Dot he was dead in the first place (when he kept quiet). Maybe she wasn't a real one.

 

[barney_pig]

This scam, if scam it is, is getting more convoluted and involved all the time. Surely dot hasn't enough money to justify the expenditure.

 

[Hellsbells]

oh ffs. Bizarre and shit x1000000000000000. And add repulsive, riddiculous and totally unbelievable to that.

 

[spanglechick]

oh ffs. Bizarre and shit x1000000000000000. And add repulsive, riddiculous and totally unbelievable to that.

he was *oiled*!

 

[Geri]

I can't decide who is worse, Max Branning or Peter Barlow.

 

[tony.c]

I haven't been following stenders recently. Who was the blonde girl? I didn't recognise her. Is she Ian Beale's daughter?

 

[Hellsbells]

I haven't been following stenders recently. Who was the blonde girl? I didn't recognise her. Is she Ian Beale's daughter?

yes, Lucy. I didn't recognise her at first tonight. She doesn't normally wear her hair down or have that kind of makeup. Max's obsessions with young girls is really disturbing. I thought he was still in love with Stacy last week aswell...

 

[twentythreedom]

I can't decide who is worse, Max Branning or Peter Barlow.

Max. I was just coming to this thread to wonder what it is that makes him such a studmuffin - Peter Barlow is at least a half-decent specimen of masculinity, Max though... Can anyone enlighten me?

 

[twentythreedom]

Oh yeah and who was Danny Dire's dad on the phone to at the end?

 

[zoooo]

It's just written that way. I don't think non fictional people fancy him, do they? (Aside from his real life partner, of course.)

 

[Hellsbells]

Max. I was just coming to this thread to wonder what it is that makes him such a studmuffin - Peter Barlow is at least a half-decent specimen of masculinity, Max though... Can anyone enlighten me?

No. It's one of the many answerable eastenders questions. Along with why does no one own a washing machine & how can market stall workers afford to live in large victorian houses in London.

 

[twentythreedom]

oh ffs. Bizarre and shit x1000000000000000. And add repulsive, riddiculous and totally unbelievable to that.

Whenever I watch it with my mum, she ALWAYS ends up saying "I don't know why I watch it, it's such rubbish" etc, but then when it's on next she's glued to the telly So I'm trying to wean her onto corrie

 

[Looby]

Oh yeah and who was Danny Dire's dad on the phone to at the end?

I think it's the Carter's other son, Lee.

 

[Looby]

It's just written that way. I don't think non fictional people fancy him, do they? (Aside from his real life partner, of course.)

I have in the past chosen Max in a 'which Branning would you shag?' debate.

 

[spanglechick]

I have in the past chosen Max in a 'which Branning would you shag?' debate.

tell me the only other option was ian beale!

 

[Hellsbells]

'Which Branning' would rule out Ian Beale

So you'd choose Max over Jack?
Actually, I probably would myself, if that was the choice.

 

[Looby]

tell me the only other option was ian beale!

It was either Max, Jack or Derek I think. Could have been Bradley instead of Derek.

One of my friends chose Derek.

 

[zoooo]

I have in the past chosen Max in a 'which Branning would you shag?' debate.

You dirty girl.
Mind you they're all a bit rough.
Oh, could I pick Bradley?

It was either Max, Jack or Derek I think. Could have been Bradley instead of Derek.

One of my friends chose Derek.

EWWW!

 

[Hellsbells]

Derek?!? Really??!
I'd have chosen lovely Bradley without a second thought if he'd been one of the choices.

 

[Looby]

Yup, Derek. But then I've seen people she's dated and she's got weird taste.

 

[Looby]

'Which Branning' would rule out Ian Beale

So you'd choose Max over Jack?
Actually, I probably would myself, if that was the choice.

I couldn't stand Jack and I found him really icky, especially when he was kissing. *shudders*

Max is a bit naughty isn't he. Bradders was too young, sweet and rosy cheeked.

 

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I don't find Jack attractive at all. He looks like Desperate Dan or something.

 

[Hellsbells]

I don't find Jack attractive at all. He looks like Desperate Dan or something.

Yeah, he's kind of odd looking with crazy massive ears. There's something slightly pathetic about all the Brannings tbh. They all prance around like they're hard men, but they're all so needy and weak underneath all that fake hardness. Apart from Bradley. He was kind of the opposite

 

[crustychick]

Bradley is dead though! all of you wronguns that would have picked Bradders need to take a long hard look at yourselves he's a corpse

a choice between Jack and Max isn't really much of a choice though, Derek obviously being already excluded (and also now dead). Could I pick Carol?!

 

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Heh. There is literally not one good looking man on Eastenders at the moment.
Unless Shirley's son does come back. He was very pretty.

And I suppose Danny Dyer is quite... cuddly.

 

[twentythreedom]

That market inspector is really annoying. What's the point of him? He just seems to be handy when a generic dickhead bloke is needed for a plot line. "Bizarre and shit" is pretty much spot on wrt EE nowadays

 

[Hellsbells]

Whathisface is ok. Jake? Can't remember his name, the one who was having an affair with Lauren He's a crap character though. And that supposed 'suspense' last night as the audience were meant to be think Lucy was off to meet him - that was pathetic & so obvious.

I also (bizarrely probably) find Jay quite attractive & lovely. He's not really my type in real life, but I like watching him on the telly (if you get what I mean!)

Does anyone else find it bizarre that Danny Dyer's wife looks like Bianca's older sister? They look SO similar

 

[Corax]

Bradley is dead though! all of you wronguns that would have picked Bradders need to take a long hard look at yourselves he's a corpse

You're so vanilla

 

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I also (bizarrely probably) find Jay quite attractive & lovely. He's not really my type in real life, but I like watching him on the telly (if you get what I mean!)

Oh yes, Jay is very sweet.

 

[Hellsbells]

don't really watch properly anymore so bit confused. Is martin fowler back in it? I thought he was dead!
when did jay suddenly fall in love with lola?
quite liking new army guy. Although isn't that family getting a bit big?!