eastenders - bizarre and shit

[twentythreedom]

Stacey's coming back next year

And Matt from Busted is playing her boyfriend

 

[zoooo]

WHATTTTTTTTTT?

That sounds fun if true!

 

[Limerick Red]

things just got double naughty!

 

[Spymaster]

This is a great new way to buy property. Rock up with a few hundred grand cash in a sports bag, hand it over to the pub owner in the street; he chucks you the keys and bingo!

You've bought a boozer!

 

[Lord Camomile]

This is a great new way to buy property. Rock up with a few hundred grand cash in a sports bag, hand it over to the pub owner in the street; he chucks you the keys and bingo!

You've bought a boozer!

Don't forget to stare.

A lot.

 

[Limerick Red]

treble naughty

 

[DotCommunist]

how many bodies has janine got on her now and yet she keeps getting parole

also, Danny lol

 

[zoooo]

They're not going to say... Tiffany's pregnant.... right?

 

[RedDragon]

I thought fuck Bianca has aged until I sussed it was a Mrs Dyer.

 

[Hellsbells]

I thought fuck Bianca has aged until I sussed it was a Mrs Dyer.

yeah, that's exactly what i've been thinking

 

[Looby]

They're not going to say... Tiffany's pregnant.... right?

I really hope not, she's what 11 or something.

Who else would be in their house?

Could Terry's ex have snuck in and put it there?

 

[twentythreedom]

David's evil chair

 

[Hellsbells]

yeah,Terry's ex is my bet.

Wouldn't Ian Beale's little kid be the dad if Tiffany was pregnant?

 

[twentythreedom]

Oh and Masood asking for his money back Eastenders is so laughably bad now that I find I watch it more than I used to

Any time I'm round my mum's and EE is on, she ALWAYS says "oh this is such rubbish, I don't know why I watch it!" But I know that her tellyrecordingbox is set to record every episode

 

[zoooo]

yeah,Terry's ex is my bet.

Wouldn't Ian Beale's little kid be the dad if Tiffany was pregnant?

Yep!
I know Eastenders likes to be 'edgy' but I can't imagine they'll really make it Tiffany! I bloody hope.
Must be Terry's ex, or maybe Liam has a secret girlfriend.

 

[spanglechick]

what abut whitney? does she still live there?

 

[zoooo]

Yep, but she's said it's not her.
And without biting her lip and giving a furtive glance afterwards. So she was telling the truth.

 

[catinthehat]

I have been most impressed with the way the NHS have treated Carol. Such speedy results - and the way her consultant sees her in a nice office. We have the other system here where you wait at least six weeks for results and when you see the consultant its in a little room where you sit with a half fitting hospital gown on. Also impressed with Max's legal people who managed to get a contract for partnership drawn up between what seemed to be about 1500 and 1800.

 

[Spymaster]

Didn't watch it yesterday but I did see Max"s portacabin being hauled. Has David ripped him off?

 

[spanglechick]

I have been most impressed with the way the NHS have treated Carol. Such speedy results - and the way her consultant sees her in a nice office. We have the other system here where you wait at least six weeks for results and when you see the consultant its in a little room where you sit with a half fitting hospital gown on. Also impressed with Max's legal people who managed to get a contract for partnership drawn up between what seemed to be about 1500 and 1800.

My experience with my dad's leukaemia is that if it's serious/bad, they see you very quickly indeed. And I've always been given the chance to get dressed before the consultation bit. Being made to sit there in your gown isn't standard nhs practice at all.

 

[catinthehat]

My experience was lost notes, as I described, cancelled surgery etc. I guess its a lottery and Im pleased if my experience was unusual - the representation got my goat as it was so different from my experience - but as I say, good if its typical.

 

[twentythreedom]

So many Eastenders characters are bugging the shit out of me at the moment. David Wicks, Max, that one from off of that Hollyoaks, Fatboy, oh man the list goes on. Pretty much all of them tbh

Eastenders really is astonishingly crap atm, even Danny Dyer isn't really adding much.

In fact I'm struggling to think of anyone I do like / sympathise with / find vaguely likeable

 

[zoooo]

I rather like the new Danny Dyer family at the moment. Plus Shirley.
Not remotely interested in anyone else.
Actually it hardly feels like anyone else has been in it for ages.

 

[RedDragon]

east-carters

 

[Daisy Backayard]

get Carters - liking the new family (a bit) except for the mother from another carry on camping planet. particularly liking the over urbanised daughter who is prone to fits and wearing oversized football shorts.

 

[zoooo]

Isn't that Heather, twenty years older?

 

[twentythreedom]

Isn't that Heather, twenty years older?

No, she's one of those from the union of British actors who've been on the Bill and a few other things. She usually plays pretty quirky characters. She does look a bit like Hev though

 

[zoooo]

She does look very familiar.

Oh of course, she was in Doctor Who.

 

[Looby]

Stacey Slater, ice skater!!! Whoop whoop!

I'm very excited about David and Carol for some reason too, I can't stand Carol but I really want David to stay.

 

[zoooo]

As usual, I can't remember a thing about why Stacey left. Or what particular connection she has with Kat. Are they cousins?