eastenders - bizarre and shit

[youngian]

The new grown up David helping Janine out. I take it he's going to siphon her money.

 

[crustychick]

How many room's does Bianca's house have?
It seems to be able to absorb more and more people!

 

[Geri]

Er...was that Lauren's new bloke and the woman from the salon snogging at the end?

 

[Schmetterling]

Er...was that Lauren's new bloke and the woman from the salon snogging at the end?

I think so. Don't know what that is about. I have not been watching regularly so have no ideas who she is anyway.

What did the piece of paper that Janine found say?

 

[Hellsbells]

I think so. Don't know what that is about. I have not been watching regularly so have no ideas who she is anyway.

What did the piece of paper that Janine found say?

Some crap about Scarlett's shoe size or something, I think. I'm guessing it's meant to show, from Janine's reaction, that she really did love Michael & does have a heart, somewhere in there.

 

[Looby]

Er...was that Lauren's new bloke and the woman from the salon snogging at the end?

Yeah!

In the previous episode, he looked very shocked when Lauren mentioned she lived on Albert Square so he was bound to turn up eventually.

 

[Geri]

Poor Lauren

 

[Frankie Jack]

Salon woman and Lauren bloke are married. Obvious.

 

[Hellsbells]

are we actually supposed to care about Lauren's bloke and salon woman? They don't even have proper personalities yet. And I don't really care that much about Lauren either. No doubt she'll turn back to the drink to get over all this

 

[zoooo]

I like Lauren, but I couldn't care less about this insta-love relationship with some bloke off Hollyoaks who we barely know. Who cares?

 

[Looby]

I can't work out which house they've bought. It says something when I'm more bothered about that than their storyline.

 

[Hellsbells]

those houses must be worth ridiculous money. How can anyone on the square actually afford to live there? Its mental

 

[crustychick]

Max is a proper DICKHEAD. I really wish he'd leave. like he'd actually ever have any women fighting over him.... urgh.

Also, Joey (is that his name?) and Janine? *voms*

ALSO, evil Warren/Lauren bloke is a shit. Poor Lauren I can't see this making for a good storyline though - drags on for months, then it all comes out, shit hits the fan, someone gets drunk/leaves?

 

[zoooo]

Bring on Danny bloody Dyer, I say.

 

[butchersapron]

Is there anyone in this who isn't an alcoholic nowadays?

 

[zoooo]

Tiffany?

 

[butchersapron]

Tiffany?

Secretly addicted to prison bed-leg booze.

 

[Geri]

I love soap weddings. All the neighbours are invited, even if they have only just moved in, yet all the main character's relatives are conspicuously absent (apart from Aunt Sal, who makes an appearance roughly once every 10 years).

 

[Hellsbells]

So, Kat and Alfie are back together. Yawn
Riddiculous episode last night. As if Alfie would be able to run up to a plane just about to take off and bang on the door to be let in. And how did he manage to buy a ticket in 5 seconds? And also, why was he carrying his passport with him?
AND - ok, I haven't really watched EE properly in a while, but since when did Bianca become best/soul mates with Kat?!

 

[crustychick]

So, Kat and Alfie are back together. Yawn
Riddiculous episode last night. As if Alfie would be able to run up to a plane just about to take off and bang on the door to be let in. And how did he manage to buy a ticket in 5 seconds? And also, why was he carrying his passport with him?
AND - ok, I haven't really watched EE properly in a while, but since when did Bianca become best/soul mates with Kat?!

EXACTLY! all of this!

 

[youngian]

Looks like the war on terror has yet to arrive at Southend Airport. Alfie should have been shot.

 

[Hellsbells]

I wish Alfie had stayed on the bloody plane and gone to Ibiza with Kat. Why are they coming back to the square for gods sake?! Why are they even back in the show? I have this vague memory they left for several years, didn't they? Neither of them are good characters anymore. They need to go!!!

 

[Geri]

AND - ok, I haven't really watched EE properly in a while, but since when did Bianca become best/soul mates with Kat?!

They've been working on the market stall together for a few months.

 

[Looby]

Is this how they bring Danny Dire in? Alfie gets booted out of the Vic for ditching Roxy?

 

[youngian]

Has Kat shagged anyone yet? Max is available and that depressed alchoholic plank doesn't look too fussy.

 

[crustychick]

oh god, Sam : "Dexter is my LIFE". Just fuck off. I don't like Sam

 

[zoooo]

I don't really like either of Dexter's parents. Dexter is adorable though.

 

[Hellsbells]

for gods sake, are we supposed to be shocked at Joey's 'revelation' that he actually (shock horror) isn't really in love with janine

 

[zoooo]

Vaguely racist oven gloves.
Eastenders done a funny!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Stacey's coming back next year