eastenders - bizarre and shit
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Hellsbells
World's best procrastinator
I didn't see him but i wasn't really paying attention. Just got very confused when they kept talking about 'Martin'. Was also very confused to see a practically grown up Rebecca. Has it really been that long since Sonia was last on the square?!
lance
New Member
Eastenders is the most depressing crappy show on earth. 9/10 the scene will end with a weird stare or someone throwing a glass or phone in anger. I've seen Max get out the shower and out of bed with a whiskey already in hand. There are always the cliche empty bottles on tables if a character happens to be depressed. You can often predict the script before even hearing it just by watching how the scene is developing!!
Market wars! 
Off screen Eastenders. Trevor of little Mo's iron fame lives around the corner from me. He may well think I did a starstruck double take on seeing him, when in fact my attention was piqued by someone pissing in broad daylight in the car park he was walking past.
Now here's Tracey with the weather....
Now here's Tracey with the weather....
I saw Nigel in Clissold Park and Phil Mitchell in Highgate 
barney_pig
Po-cha-na-quar-hip
Turned over in time for master chef. Someone's dead. I don't care who.
I saw Nigel in Clissold Park and Phil Mitchell in Highgate
Phil Mitchell and Minty used to be on the piss in The Wrestlers all the time.
Minty is a cunt. A mate of mine was selling the Big Issue at New Southgate once and Minty didn't buy a paper
I lived on North Road for a few years, saw Phil quite a few times, always looked like a miserable wanker
Anyway, Enders... So, was it Jake? He was gawping at Lucy and Lee from the kitchen last night, plus he's a bit fucked in the brian - I reckon he's a likely candidate 
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
don't mean to make assumptions on your physique, but she's got to be a size 6 at most. I have occasionally pondered since she took on the role - can't think of many uk telly actresses that teeny-slim. Must've been quite tricky for the wardrobe dept.
Tbh that last shot where she was leaning against the wall in shadows did make me think wtf she looks like a twig
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
i don't think it's a bad thing. She's been in the show since her late teens so it's probably her natural body size... just unusual, even for an actress.Tbh that last shot where she was leaning against the wall in shadows did make me think wtf she looks like a twig
Although not in america, obv. The actress who plays Nick's gf in 'Grimm' is positively wispy.
I know not this 'Grimm' of which you speak
Imagine Ian Beale being your dad though
zoooo
zero tolerance for walkers
Heh, that is a very good point. It looked big on her but I probably wouldn't be able to get one arm in.
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
I know not this 'Grimm' of which you speak
Imagine Ian Beale being your dad though
Grimm is great - nonsense american crime procedural with gory fairytale stuff in it. Bit like a slightly more grown up Buffy with weird evil animal-hybrids instead of vampires.
Phil Mitchell just saved a puppy's life
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Ian's face did some mad contortions in the emotional final scene there 
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
ARFGGHH!!!! WOOH!!
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I had to tune into this to see Ian's face.
I hope he gets fitted up by corrupt cops and endures further torments in prison. If Ian were a biblical character he'd be Job.
I hope he gets fitted up by corrupt cops and endures further torments in prison. If Ian were a biblical character he'd be Job.
Schmetterling
I saw something nasty in the woodshed!
How has it been? I have not dared to watch; too much like my biggest fear.
Hellsbells
World's best procrastinator
How has it been? I have not dared to watch; too much like my biggest fear.
pretty awful. They keep trying to re-anact similar scenes from way back that were also awful, but in a comical way. Like when Grant Mitchell (i think) fell to his knees and howled in the square. Peter Beale doing it last night was just plain awful. I think half the problem is that the audience (well, speaking for myself) just don't really care all that much for the characters because they don't seem belevable or all that likeable anymore. I don't care that Lucy's dead. Nor do i really care about Ian or Peter's supposed grief.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
People like seeing Ian suffer. He does pathetic very well
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
there was once a whole episode dedicated to the utter destruction of Ians world. It was great. Also: shotgun wound to the stomach, cucolded by masood, head flushed down toilet by phil (more than once iirc) and of course, homeless beardy beale.
excellent.
excellent.
He did his "catatonic tramp" thing again
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