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poptyping said:
Pictures of Lucy. I really hope Billy didn't do it. He's a bit of a wrong un for sure but not that wrong?
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We won't know who it is until February apparently, so it must be another 'ooo, it could be so and so'. The amount I give a fuck is already at rock bottom. :D
 
poptyping said:
Pictures of Lucy. I really hope Billy didn't do it. He's a bit of a wrong un for sure but not that wrong?
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They'll be Peter's I reckon. Maybe he found them and decided to hide them from Ian. Maybe there's naked pictures on there or something.

Either that or Peter was obsessed with her and killed her in a fit of jealousy because she was shagging Max and Lee.
 
I hope they don't make it Peter, that would be ick.

I thought it was going to end up being Roxy's foreign market inspector boyfriend, but it doesn't seem like it now.
Maybe it's her off of This Life's firefighter girlfriend - she's supposed to have a violent past and all that.
 
Well this thread title doesn't seem to date. So let me get this right, a 50 something bloke has been stealing the leccy which makes him an obvious suspect for the Ol' Bill to stitch him up for a murder case. And Max Brannan is still an irresistible sex machine that even coppers investigating him as a murder suspect can't say no to. Please explain the Max Brannan sex god one to me ladies I just don't get it. That Nancy is rather good but what's the betting she will have some girly makeover as some point and become a regular sauce pot.
 
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If I had to choose a Branning brother, it would be Max.

What the fuck is Billy up to, it can't be him can it?
 
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youngian said:
Well this thread title doesn't seem to date. So let me get this right, a 50 something bloke has been stealing the leccy which makes him an obvious suspect for the Ol' Bill to stitch him up for a murder case. And Max Brannan is still an irresistible sex machine that even coppers investigating him as a murder suspect can't say no to. Please explain the Max Brannan sex god one to me ladies I just don't get it. That Nancy is rather good but what's the betting she will have some girly makeover as some point and become a regular sauce pot.
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No one can explain the Max Branning phenomenon. I cannot believe so many women have fallen for his "charms" or fought over him over the years. It really does put the bizarre into Easties!
 
Billy did used to be a wrong'n waaay back when he first came along. He was beating up beautiful little Jamie. So I suppose if they did make him the murderer, they could say it's not a total personality transplant.
Doesn't seem very believable though.
 
zoooo said:
Billy did used to be a wrong'n waaay back when he first came along. He was beating up beautiful little Jamie. So I suppose if they did make him the murderer, they could say it's not a total personality transplant.
Doesn't seem very believable though.
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Nah, there's no way. This is just a distraction...
 
I've been considering the whole Max phenomenon and this is what I think. Clearly it's not his looks the women go for. I think it's the element of neediness and patheticness in him. He really does become weak and slightly pathetic around women - he gets this look in his eye that kind of says 'I need to be looked after and saved and only you can do it'. It's that neediness, combined with the badness and wrongness which seems to be at the core of all his 'relationships' that I think attracts all these women. Just my opinion :)

God, I need to get a life! :D:oops: I don't even really watch ee anymore, yet I still think about these bloody things!!
 
Hellsbells said:
I've been considering the whole Max phenomenon and this is what I think. Clearly it's not his looks the women go for. I think it's the element of neediness and patheticness in him. He really does become weak and slightly pathetic around women - he gets this look in his eye that kind of says 'I need to be looked after and saved and only you can do it'. It's that neediness, combined with the badness and wrongness which seems to be at the core of all his 'relationships' that I think attracts all these women. Just my opinion :)

God, I need to get a life! :D:oops: I don't even really watch ee anymore, yet I still think about these bloody things!!
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ahhh, this cheered me up :D I am actually LOLing :D
 
So they release Jake based on Billy's statement? Eh? Unless they are going to charge Billy, why would they do that?
 
I'm not getting this; give me some money Ian or I'll give the police an alibi for you as where you were on the night of the murder. Still there is a lot I don't get in Eastenders.
 
Hellsbells said:
I've been considering the whole Max phenomenon and this is what I think. Clearly it's not his looks the women go for. I think it's the element of neediness and patheticness in him. He really does become weak and slightly pathetic around women - he gets this look in his eye that kind of says 'I need to be looked after and saved and only you can do it'. It's that neediness, combined with the badness and wrongness which seems to be at the core of all his 'relationships' that I think attracts all these women.
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*takes notes* :hmm:

What about Ian though? He really is repellant, more than Max, surely?
 
Doesn't anyone watch eastenders anymore??! I really had to hunt for this thread. Admittedly, I did stop watching for quite a while but now the repeat's always on when I get in from work so I've started back on it.

Was amused to see ANOTHER new actor playing Ben Mitchell. And yet another one with dodgy acting 'skills'!

Has anyone been watching this regularly who can update me on the Lucy storyline?
Or am i the only one watching now.....
 
i do watch EastEnders - i think it's become mildly less shite over the past month or so, but maybe i'm mistaken.

re: the Lucy plot, well it's been so drawn out and convoluted that by the time i started re-watching regularly (because i pretty much stopped when it was at its most shit) i had literally no idea what the hell was going on. the scene last night with new ben and jay, well, it totally threw me :confused:
 
I'm still watching. I think it's less shit too dolly. I love Stacey being back and hope she gets some good storylines.

Bloody Alfie is doing my head in, he's just so pathetic. I know that's really harsh but there's only so many times he can make stupid, idiotic mistakes.

Then he burns his house down, what a dick.

What's the point of destroying all your stuff for the insurance money. You've got to buy stuff again so your net gain is going to be pretty small once you've replaced the essentials. Dick.
 
Ok, just watched the end of last night's episode. Ages ago, someone was shown burying Lucy's stuff at the allotment, obviously that was Jay. Then he burnt that hat at the arches.

If it's Ben I'll be well pissed off as my husband called that months ago.
 
sparklefish said:
Ok, just watched the end of last night's episode. Ages ago, someone was shown burying Lucy's stuff at the allotment, obviously that was Jay. Then he burnt that hat at the arches.

If it's Ben I'll be well pissed off as my husband called that months ago.
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That would be pants. Who even cares if if was Ben. He's such a rubbish character & has been out of the show for so long, it'd just be pointless if it was him.
I really can't understnd why they have such problems casting a suitble actor for the part. Regardess of his rubbish script and storylines, a decent actor would at least make you care about him.

And yeah, i think one of the reasons I started watching again was because Stacey's back in it. I really love Stacy. Just get her away from bloody Max.
 
Hellsbells said:
so is Peggy coming back? And when did Jay get together with Lola? He belongs with Abbie!
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Jay is with Abbie still, but clearly he's going to stay in Walford with Lola. It's been brewing for a while, I think they're good together.

No idea about Peggy, maybe she'll pop back for a bit.

I forgot that Ronnie was pregnant, who's the father?
 
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