One hour special! Phil told Ian that Maximatosis was boning Lucy! 
The undertaker chap is a bit weird
The undertaker chap is a bit weird
eastenders - bizarre and shit
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Ooh it's all kicking off at the funeral! 
Apart from Mugabe, Hitler and Kim Jong Un, I think Ian Beale is the most ghastly man alive 
paulhackett
voiced by strother martin
Apart from Mugabe, Hitler and Kim Jong Un, I think Ian Beale is the most ghastly man alive
Surely even in soap world, Hitler is dead?
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
It's TV legend Roger Sloman!One hour special! Phil told Ian that Maximatosis was boning Lucy!
The undertaker chap is a bit weird
And yet Ian Beale lives. How is that fair?
He is a good character. One of those faces
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
His finest work is Nuts In MayHe is a good character. One of those faces
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Peter gave Ian a run for his money in the blubbing stakes. Hilarious
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Is Max made of wax?
Nah. All them fags and scotch would've melted him by now
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
He's got this weird translucent skin, like one of the Engineers in Prometheus
His eyelashes are a bit strange too tbf
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Something nasty to him in the bath. I think she tried to drown him.
Poot
My wife thinks I work too hard
Oh, that sounds about right. That must be the lighthearted storyline they're using as comic relief in the whole depressing Lucy-was-murdered plot. Cheerful.
Hellsbells
World's best procrastinator
what a silly ending. Surely the focus should be on the Lucy story.
i haven't watched it for a week. Are there any new amazing revelations? Or just Max being her lover?
i haven't watched it for a week. Are there any new amazing revelations? Or just Max being her lover?
crustychick
doo-woop-de-doo
oh god, Shirley is Mick's mum?! I wasn't expecting that...
Hellsbells
World's best procrastinator
It's going on until next year so you'll need to give up for quite a while!
zoooo
zero tolerance for walkers
Is that what actually happened?
I thought they were just saying that she tried to drown him rather than his mum. But I wasn't exactly paying 100% attention.
*checks Twitter*
Oh wow that is what happened, trust me to totally miss an actual interesting twist.
Well, I must say Shirley has produced two quite sexy sons. Well done her.
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crustychick
doo-woop-de-doo
yeah, it was just at the end when she was raving " I must tell my boy I'm sorry..." and then she ran not to Dean but to Mick... *penny drops for Phil*
purenarcotic
Conveniently Pocket Sized
My mum was on the phone so I've not been watching properly but did that old woman just discover pictures in Billy's flat of lots of young girls? Is he now some sort of pedo? 
Or was that pictures of Lucy?
Or was that pictures of Lucy?
Thimble Queen
Called away to another place
Pictures of Lucy. I really hope Billy didn't do it. He's a bit of a wrong un for sure but not that wrong?
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