eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Looby]

Just for you Minnie_the_Minx, a few other eastenders frocks.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

sparklefish

your pictures have shown me that I obviously have a very bad memory

as for your friend who's a Sharon friend, you could always show him this thread

 

[zoooo]

I quite like Sharon's old one.

 

[dolly's gal]

Roxie married Phil? I must've missed that episode

 

[Looby]

sparklefish

your pictures have shown me that I obviously have a very bad memory

as for your friend who's a Sharon friend, you could always show him this thread

Oh no, I'm not showing him Urban!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Oh no, I'm not showing him Urban!

Spoilsport

Go on, show him this

WE HATE SHARON, WE HATE SHARON, WE HATE SHARON!

 

[Lea]

I haven't watched Eastenders for years. Tuned in last night and saw that Sharon was going to marry Phil again. Only saw the bit when Sharon was talking to Ian just before she walked up the aisle. Can someone tell me in a nutshell what was going on. I am intrigued. Why is she marrying Phil again. Why did he say she trusts Phil? Was there some dodgy deal going on?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I haven't watched Eastenders for years. Tuned in last night and saw that Sharon was going to marry Phil again. Only saw the bit when Sharon was talking to Ian just before she walked up the aisle. Can someone tell me in a nutshell what was going on. I am intrigued. Why is she marrying Phil again. Why did he say she trusts Phil? Was there some dodgy deal going on?

Phil got her beaten up in her bar. She found out about it, so decided, with his accountant I think, to screw him. He found out about it so decided he was going to dump her. They both eventually found out about what each was up and had a massive barney, but I think Phil was impressed with the way Sharon came around to accepting Ben (sort of), or something like that

I've got things in slightly the wrong order, but not to worry

 

[Lea]

Phil got her beaten up in her bar. She found out about it, so decided, with his accountant I think, to screw him. He found out about it so decided he was going to dump her. They both eventually found out about what each was up and had a massive barney, but I think Phil was impressed with the way Sharon came around to accepting Ben (sort of), or something like that

I've got things in slightly the wrong order, but not to worry

Sounds complicated.

As I have said I have not watched Enders for years. I was really schocked to see that Ian has a massive beer belly now!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Sounds complicated.

As I have said I have not watched Enders for years. I was really schocked to see that Ian has a massive beer belly now!

Ian's had a beer belly for quite some time now

 

[twentythreedom]

Aleks' family having to speak English

 

[zoooo]

Okay, sudden crush on Charlie Cotton.

 

[Geri]

He's fit.

 

[zoooo]

He's all nice to kids and probably small animals too. *swoon*

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

It's about time they got someone nice looking in. Benders is seriously lacking in eye candy

 

[zoooo]

Yes, I've been forced to fancy Danny Dyer.

 

[Geri]

I like him as well. He's more similar to my real life type, kind of chunky.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Well yeah, more realistic, but I refuse to admit I could fancy a man who wears a pink dressing gown

 

[twentythreedom]

Tamwar is so fucking irritating now. The whole family are awful tbh. And Alfie is fucking annoying. There's so many shit characters in it

 

[Geri]

Alfie is a waste of space.

 

[zoooo]

Alfie is so useless.
I still like Tamwar, I wish they'd give him a proper storyline though, instead of just hinting they're about to and then not.

 

[youngian]

If I was choosing a pantomime for the kids a double act of Nick Cotton and Mrs Doyle would fit the bill. And this is currently the highlight of Eastenders! ("resurrection Ma, thought you'd like that"). The Linda rape storyline in particular is repugnant for its melodrama ickyness. Also a wet kipper slap for Max's latest squeeze; "haven't you ever made a mistake" she asks her boss. Accidently shagging a suspect in a murder investigation, it could happen to any copper. Good to see Jabberwocky's Griselda Fishfinger (Aunt Babe), in fact the whole programme could be improved by filling it with Terry Gilliam grotesques. Danny Dyer's daughter is pretty sound though.

 

[Geri]

Nick Cotton and Mrs Doyle snogging. Urgh.

 

[Kaka Tim]

ms kak is tuning in regularly again - her being pregnant and all - so I have a certain amount of enders-awareness at the mo.

Whats really standing out for me at the mo is the utter shitness of so much of the acting - young peter beal is the worst offender - his posh doing cockney accent "Yah - im the son of a market trader" and the fact he always sounds like he is just reading the script. Just terrible - where do they get them from?
Danny Dyer - shit,one dimensional, can only do breathy faux hardmine voice - obviously learnt from Phil (breath) Mitchell.
Nick Cotton - fucking awful - like a bad panto villain ("IM BACK MA!!" twirls 'tache and gives evil laugh).

They are shown up by the decent older actors - him from nuts in may (mr coker) - tim west and the peerless June Brown.

And agree that the rape story is exploitative and melodramatic.

And then of course there is the mystery of Max Branning's continuing ability to continually attract attractive younger women despite being utterly charmless, boring, humourless, selfish and ugly.

 

[butchersapron]

Nick Cotton and Mrs Doyle snogging. Urgh.

 

[zoooo]

Whats really standing out for me at the mo is the utter shitness of so much of the acting - young peter beal is the worst offender - his posh doing cockney accent "Yah - im the son of a market trader" and the fact he always sounds like he is just reading the script.

But he's so prettyyyy.
That whole him suddenly doing coke too storyline is a bit silly though. Completely out of character.

 

[spanglechick]

But he's so prettyyyy.
That whole him suddenly doing coke too storyline is a bit silly though. Completely out of character.

You're kidding. Doing coke isn't out of character for many young adults with an active social life.

 

[zoooo]

You're kidding. Doing coke isn't out of character for many young adults with an active social life.

You must bear in mind that I am a massive square.

 

[twentythreedom]

'EEEEEE'S YA BRUVVAAAAH!!!

Omg, oh noez, wtf!!

Bizarre and shit indeed

 

[youngian]

That was not much of a beating of Dean after a three month wait.