Driving Standards

[bimble]

hash tag don't, i'm scared enough as it is to be fully alert when in the car, no horror stories required.

 

[hash tag]

Don't be afraid but, be aware, there are many stupid thingshappening out there, as you are starting to find out!

 

[T & P]

Skillz

 

[hash tag]

If it wasn't for the bloody cyclists, this would never have happened. A close shave for sure

 

[hash tag]

Another one for an ambulance! Man threatens to 'smash' ambulance

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Ambulances should be made to use the multi-story like the rest of us. Fire engines too. And as for the Coastguard and them Mountain Rescue people, they take the fucking piss, parking willy-nilly all over the countryside

 

[hash tag]

Pushing a stretcher with a sick person on it up 10 or more ramps could be a new Olympic sport.

 

[hash tag]

They do work, a bit Speed awareness courses more effective than penalty points

 

[hash tag]

Bahnhof Strasse ...audi drivers

6 attempts at a breath test after doing 114

Breath test jockey in 114mph police chase

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Bahnhof Strasse ...audi drivers

6 attempts at a breath test after doing 114

Breath test jockey in 114mph police chase

Anyone would be puffed out after doing 114!

 

[cupid_stunt]

Bahnhof Strasse ...audi drivers

6 attempts at a breath test after doing 114

Breath test jockey in 114mph police chase

In mitigation, the court was told by Deutsch's lawyer he was a "sensible young man" who had "done something remarkably stupid".

Not a great defence, as doing the stupid thing proves he's far from sensible!

 

[twentythreedom]

Not so much driving as taste. But just look at it A black faux velvet wrapped Merc. The state of it.

 

[T & P]

I reckon you could strike a match on it

 

[blairsh]

Do you think instead of washing it they just use a giant lint roller?

 

[weltweit]

There must be more to this story:

Will Young handed driving ban after car crash

Will young gets driving ban

 

[The Boy]

There must be more to this story:

Will Young handed driving ban after car crash

Will young gets driving ban

Already had 11 points and a conviction for drink driving as explained in the article. I'm amazed anyone would think the case wouldnt lead to a ban tbh.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Don’t see that a twenty year old drink drive has any relevance, but 11 points and another 5 = six month ban.

11 points, not divisible by three, so probably another careless driving in there somewhere...

 

[kebabking]

Don’t see that a twenty year old drink drive has any relevance, but 11 points and another 5 = six month ban.

11 points, not divisible by three, so probably another careless driving in there somewhere...

Yeah, to get 11 points you've got to drive like a cunt. No sympathy from Chez Kebabking...

 

[twentythreedom]

Do you think instead of washing it they just use a giant lint roller?

It's shit isn't it. Looked fucking awful from a distance (why would you do that to your car ffs?) let alone close up

 

[Saul Goodman]

Not so much driving as taste. But just look at it A black faux velvet wrapped Merc. The state of it.

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I don't think the owner thought that one through very well.

 

[twentythreedom]

I don't think the owner thought that one through very well.

How did they get to the stage of thinking "yeah, that fake velvet is just the job. My car will look awesome and people will see me driving it and think I'm cool"

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

How did they get to the stage of thinking "yeah, that fake velvet is just the job. My car will look awesome and people will see me driving it and think I'm cool"

A corduroy wrap, that’s what you need in 2018.

 

[Saul Goodman]

How did they get to the stage of thinking "yeah, that fake velvet is just the job. My car will look awesome and people will see me driving it and think I'm cool"

The mind boggles. I couldn't imagine anything worse you could wrap it in.

A Where's Wally wrap would be cool, but you'd have little cunts circling him in black marker if you left it parked anywhere.

 

[T & P]

Don’t see that a twenty year old drink drive has any relevance, but 11 points and another 5 = six month ban.

11 points, not divisible by three, so probably another careless driving in there somewhere...

Yeah, to get 11 points you've got to drive like a cunt. No sympathy from Chez Kebabking...

I love it when my Spanish friends and relatives complain about the points system, which was introduced in Spain just a few years ago and it’s so much more lenient. You start with 15 points and have them deducted for certain infractions. Incredibly, drink driving doesn’t necessarily get you an automatic ban, or at least it didn’t use to, and unless you’re properly hammered they just take some points away

 

[The Boy]

Don’t see that a twenty year old drink drive has any relevance, but 11 points and another 5 = six month ban.

11 points, not divisible by three, so probably another careless driving in there somewhere...

I'm of an age that I work out how long ago something happened by counting back from 2000.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[hash tag]

If this is filmed on a gopro camera why are the pictures being filmed at very different angles and from behind the wheel?
Drivers' fury as elderly man drives mobility scooter down busy dual carriageway

 

[not-bono-ever]

i present:

the south london full road width three/five/seven point turn at rush hour on a busy carriageway

thread winner

 

[sleaterkinney]

Admit to killing someone on the roads: 12-month community order and banned from driving for 18 months.

Driver avoids jail after admitting causing cyclist's death

 

[sleaterkinney]

Do 70 in a 40 zone and kill someone: community order and lose your license for a whole year.

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