longdog
What is it you can't face?
Couldn't we have a New Forest Experience in Lapland?
Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park
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Couldn't we have a New Forest Experience in Lapland?
free spirit
more tea vicar?
I trust you made clear the fact that he'd be losing your custom if he didn't remove the offending items forthwith?
trashpony
Hag
longdog
What is it you can't face?
Guildford?
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Or Chatham, to be fair.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
it could only improve chatham
Will we still remember LLNF in the years to come? I think so.
trashpony
Hag
A large concrete block dropped from a great height would improve Chatham
It will become the standard measure of crapness and disappointment.
longdog
What is it you can't face?
They did that decades ago. It's called The Pentagon.
Ah... The Pentagon... Shit shops, shit pub, shit bus station covered in piss and shit, Wimpey on the top floor next to the bus station that stinks of piss and shit and of course the totally unforgettable (if only for the name) and totally shit V.D Bar nestling romantically in the car-park amongst the piss and shit.
On the plus side dropping stuff into traffic from the bridge over The Brook.
Happy days
spacemonkey
I Love Noodles
longdog
What is it you can't face?
Like an SI unit.
16.5megaLLNF's.
Surely that would be an unrealistic level of disappointment for any experience. Might I suggest a more natural unit in the manner of the Celsius system of 0 degrees = freezing and 100 degrees = boiling?
1LLNF = Dropping your last malteaser in dog shit.
100LLNF = That sinking feeling you get half way through your fish and chips when you remember it never actually tastes as good as you thought it would.
spacemonkey
I Love Noodles
That's got legs. Is it linear, or like the richter scale though?
longdog
What is it you can't face?
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Ah.... Good point.
A logarithmic scale would be nice. For every 3 extra LLNF the disappointment increases by an order of magnitude
Would there be a negative scale though?
Would there be an absolute zero LLNF which below which the level of disappointment ceases to be disappointing? What level of disappointment would -273.15 LLNF denote?
Ah.... Good point.
A logarithmic scale would be nice. For every 3 extra LLNF the disappointment increases by an order of magnitude
Would there be a negative scale though?
Would there be an absolute zero LLNF which below which the level of disappointment ceases to be disappointing? What level of disappointment would -273.15 LLNF denote?
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
Surely absolute zero of disappointment, -273.15 LLNF, would be complete contentment. Therefore a really good shit while watching your team score an injury time winner on an iPad. Throne football FTW.
longdog
What is it you can't face?
I would find any mention of football whilst having a really good shit would in itself increase the LLNF levels.
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Come, friendly block, and fall on Chatham,
No longer a home to dockyard action,
Mythical home to a social faction,
Swarm over, Death!
With profuse apologies to Sir John Betjeman!
longdog
What is it you can't face?
Come, friendly block, and fall on Chatham,
No longer a home to dockyard action,
Mythical home to a social faction,
Swarm over, Death!
With profuse apologies to Sir John Betjeman!
<timeslip 1978> But Chatham has Serena Super Save (cheap electronic tat to the masses) and Man And Boy model shop on the high street </timeslip 1978>
Many the happy saturday afternoon spent buying a McDonald's burger to take away before sneaking upstairs to eat it very slowly. The burger was 2p more expensive to eat in
doddles
Appreciates the good eggs
And you still have to pay for your lunch, and even for a photo with Santa (no private Santa photos allowed).I just had a look at that. It's £80 a ticket
Seriously, who would pay that much to take their kids to such a thing??
hipipol
Peckham Wry
I would consider such a thing if only the Club Elf was the opportunity to Club some ElvesAnd you still have to pay for your lunch, and even for a photo with Santa (no private Santa photos allowed).
Seriously, who would pay that much to take their kids to such a thing??
Worth the wedge then
bi0boy
Power User
oryx
Sitting on the bok of the day
UrbaneFox
They've doubled in price
It was the ultimate Christmas Con. Amen.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Yeah baby!
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UrbaneFox
They've doubled in price
We should get in on the act. Next year, for £200, you will receive 24/7 access to the Club75wintervalforum.
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Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
tbf, it's Milton Keynes, so what do you expect?
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