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Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park
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Belongs in the slag off a random vegetable thread, then
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
Interesting - the difficulties in providing suitably distanced/COVID-hygiene managed lavvies has been meat and two-veg to the council here for scuppering applications for outdoor hospitality/events etc. Unless you are amongst the “chosen few” of course.
The idea of them forgetting to insist on them altogether just beggars belief.
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
Families slam 'poor Santa' at 'rip-off' Christmas Drive-Thru
The company says it has had positive feedback from customers
pinkmonkey
2.4 hour party person
Festive Tarpaulin Vibes... 
Ground Elder
Well-Known Member
This sort of fits in with the theme. I never look in the Christmas forum, so if there's a more appropriate thread someone can post it there.
Watch the video
Poundland shoppers complain after festive till alert leaves them "humiliated"
Watch the video
Poundland shoppers complain after festive till alert leaves them "humiliated"
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
This sort of fits in with the theme. I never look in the Christmas forum, so if there's a more appropriate thread someone can post it there.
Watch the video
Poundland shoppers complain after festive till alert leaves them "humiliated"
Fucking brilliant.
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
'Kids crying' after police called to break up visit from Santa
The police were called on Santa party after the organised event breached coronavirus restrictions
beesonthewhatnow
going deaf for a living
'Kids crying' after police called to break up visit from Santa
The police were called on Santa party after the organised event breached coronavirus restrictionswww.liverpoolecho.co.uk
T & P
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I’m going to be a smug show-off twerp here and award myself points for guessing a couple of months back that I expected to see reports of angry parents with disappointed children left in tears after being prevented to to get close to Santa due to the pandemic'Kids crying' after police called to break up visit from Santa
The police were called on Santa party after the organised event breached coronavirus restrictions
On a more serious note, it truly beggars belief that some people are prepared not just to be antisocial pricks but actually put people’s lives at risk to treat their kids. Even worse is the fact that in this case the children wouldn’t have even been aware of the event in question if their parents hadn’t told them about it or taken them to it.
Elpenor
Dancing as fast as I can
Children forced to queue in cold until midnight to meet Santa
Waiting till midnight to meet a "tall and skinny father christmas" having paid £135 for the privilege.
Waiting till midnight to meet a "tall and skinny father christmas" having paid £135 for the privilege.
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
Now that! Is the true meaning of Christmas
Mation
real life adventure worth more than pieces of gold
God that's depressingThis sort of fits in with the theme. I never look in the Christmas forum, so if there's a more appropriate thread someone can post it there.
Watch the video
Poundland shoppers complain after festive till alert leaves them "humiliated"
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
T & P
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More than you think, in some places! It has long been a tradition in Catalonia to decorate nativity scenes with a figure of a guy talking a shit
T & P
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More drive-through disappointment, this time from Ireland. Also, a candidate for Newspaper Headline of the Year
Christmas Drive-Thru Cancelled After Santa Turns Out To Be A Teenager With An Eyebrow Piercing
igvofficial.com
Christmas Drive-Thru Cancelled After Santa Turns Out To Be A Teenager With An Eyebrow Piercing
Christmas Drive-Thru Cancelled After Santa Turns Out To Be A Teenager With An Eyebrow Piercing
A Santa experience drive-thru has been left with no choice but to cancel after it's received major backlash from customers who weren't impressed
igvofficial.com
not-bono-ever
meh
I know it’s all loltastic but it’s pretty miserable to fleece people for cash at this time for year just make a few opportunistic quid. What a collection of shitbags
andysays
Love and solidarity
I don't see why Father Christmas shouldn't be tall and skinny.
Surely a diversity of body shapes is to be encouraged rather than the perpetuation of stereotypes, especially those associating generosity and jollity with borderline obesity.
Yes but its getting to the stage now after many many years of it that its a case of more fool you if you fall for this shit. This thread had documented countless examples of this over the years. Local press always covers it with great glee. A basic bit of research will tell you which ones have been running for years and get good reviews.
I just assume by this stage parents are doing it because they want to see their kids cry, probably as a means of toughening them up. Its a miserable and upsetting world out there, the sooner they learn that the better.
That might just be my parents' approach mind you.Seriously though why do we need any of this crap? I didn't get taken any of these tawdry things when I was young and I had no problem in believing in Santa Claus (until my older sister pricked that bubble) and the magic of Christmas.
T & P
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Also, I know it's only because of Covid and that in normal circumstances nobody would think of organising or attending one, but even the best funded and set up 'drive-through' Santa experience in the whole wide world is still going to be a bit underwhelming shit, by the very nature of it. Drive-throughs are for picking up crap fast food on your way home, not a suitable way to experience any attraction, less so one directed at children.
If drive-thrus are the only way to run such events in the Pandemic year, then would-be punters need to realise that A) it's not going to be an amazing experience even if the organisers had put a genuine effort, and B) anything more than £15 per car and all its occupants is going to be a fucking rip-off, no matter how elaborate the gig in question.
If drive-thrus are the only way to run such events in the Pandemic year, then would-be punters need to realise that A) it's not going to be an amazing experience even if the organisers had put a genuine effort, and B) anything more than £15 per car and all its occupants is going to be a fucking rip-off, no matter how elaborate the gig in question.
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
A few people in costumes banging on cars next to a tent with a plastic reindeer outside - if anyone complains just apologise and blame exceptional circumstances.
Is there an easier way to make money?
Is there an easier way to make money?
Yes but its getting to the stage now after many many years of it that its a case of more fool you if you fall for this shit. This thread had documented countless examples of this over the years. Local press always covers it with great glee. A basic bit of research will tell you which ones have been running for years and get good reviews.
I just assume by this stage parents are doing it because they want to see their kids cry, probably as a means of toughening them up. Its a miserable and upsetting world out there, the sooner they learn that the better.
Seriously though why do we need any of this crap? I didn't get taken any of these tawdry things when I was young and I had no problem in believing in Santa Claus (until my older sister pricked that bubble) and the magic of Christmas.
you never had a week in a challet at Butlin’s ?
until the Santa’s start throwing their excrement at you
and pull your aerial off
it’s all expected really, becomes a piss take when they get the hose out and syphon peccy out of your motor
chemn
shmemn
Does 'peccy' cover the siphoning of petrol and leccy?
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