Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park

[gentlegreen]

I learnt something today
https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/christmas/enormous-penis-christmas-lights-display-house-reading/

Stephen Bailey-Todd, 53, who lives nearby, said he was in “complete disbelief” when he spotted the shining genitalia while strolling home. “It was quite a shock to be honest,” he said of the erection. “When you walk home you just don’t expect to come face to face with an enormous penis on a wall.

He'd better not visit Bhutan then

 

[T & P]

Wow. Two strong contenders in a day

 

[Voley]

Hurrah! A Christmas Blunderland! Six sad stalls and a broken snow machine.

Angry parents slam 'grim blunderland' Christmas village after paying £112 for family tickets | Daily Mail Online

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

 

[Pickman's model]

Wow. Two strong contenders in a day

you wait for ages for one to come along ...

 

[cupid_stunt]

Hurrah! A Christmas Blunderland! Six sad stalls and a broken snow machine.

Angry parents slam 'grim blunderland' Christmas village after paying £112 for family tickets | Daily Mail Online

How the hell do people keep falling for this shit?

Do they not follow the news, or have an internet connection to check out the history of these rip-off events, what bubble do these people live in?

I mean, it's not like original Lapland New Forest con wasn't all over the news.

 

[neonwilderness]

Wow. Two strong contenders in a day

And it’s only the 4th. Hopefully there’ll be more to follow

 

[Badgers]

 

[neonwilderness]

 

[ddraig]

Parents say kids left 'traumatised' after primary school stages 'Elf murder'

 

[Badgers]

Interesting stuff at my local town festivities

 

[wiskey]

Is that a yak?

 

[Badgers]

Is that a yak?

No idea

At first I thought it was Falcor

 

[gentlegreen]

It looks delightfully pagan

 

[Badgers]

It looks delightfully pagan

It is pleasing isn't it. Is quite a Conservative little town here usually. They do like an 'event in the square' though

 

[neonwilderness]

South Wales Police are getting into the festive spirit

Police are using facial recognition at Winter Wonderland

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Although a lot of work has clearly gone into it, that's shit. What even is it? The slow, exaggerated walking just makes me angry.

 

[moomoo]

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

I’m so happy!!!

 

[Badgers]

Although a lot of work has clearly gone into it, that's shit. What even is it? The slow, exaggerated walking just makes me angry.

Tis the season to be jolly

 

[Mrs Miggins]

 

[gentlegreen]

Tibetan. apparently.

Snow Lion - Wikipedia

 

[wiskey]

How the hell do people keep falling for this shit?

Do they not follow the news, or have an internet connection to check out the history of these rip-off events, what bubble do these people live in?

I mean, it's not like original Lapland New Forest con wasn't all over the news.

my local FB page is full of people looking for alternatives after that one got cancelled, went into liquidation and apparently isn't giving refunds very swiftly

 

[Voley]

Good thread about the magic of Xmas here:

 

[Pickman's model]

Tis the season to be jolly

Fa-la-la-la-la la-la la-la

 

[Teaboy]

T'is the season of goodwill and Christmas cheer is all around.

Angry mum spits in face of Christmas elf

A time to be jolly as its the most wonderful time of the year.

 

[Badgers]

Peace on earth, goodwill to elves

 

[Poi E]

Solidarity to elves as they face another season under the yoke of consumerism.

 

[Badgers]

(((elves)))

 

[iona]

Solidarity to elves as they face another season under the yoke of consumerism.

Read that as communism and was wtf

 

[neonwilderness]

Communist smoking elves

 

[DaveCinzano]

Definitely in the zone:

'Raging' Santa angers parents with beard-ripping tantrum