Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park

[Ground Elder]

The absence of winter wonderland woe so far this year is disappointing. We'll have to make do with crap trees and stoned santas

 

[pogofish]

There are still two opportunities to get it wrong in my part of the world - and one managed it last year, plus this year it happens after the schools break-up, so is likely ti be innundated, stressing it further.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I went to a zoo like that in Hainan province . When we paid and went in it we found it only had one dog.

It was a shitzu.


Thanks, here all week.

 

[Badgers]

Family cover house with Christmas lights just to annoy their neighbour | Metro News

 

[Teaboy]

Family cover house with Christmas lights just to annoy their neighbour | Metro News

I reckon fair play to them. Its fun.

 

[pogofish]

Our Christmas Village has had to close - due to the winter weather!

 

[A380]

Our Christmas Village has had to close - due to the winter weather!

Welwyn Garden City dry ski slope has to close when it snows...

 

[Badgers]

Lincoln Christmas market cancelled due to snow

 

[Pickman's model]

Lincoln Christmas market cancelled due to snow

Have they replaced it with sledging down the big hill?

 

[Voley]

 

[Poi E]

I reckon fair play to them. Its fun.

A bit of light humour.

 

[1927]

A bit of light humour.

Not if you have to live next door to the fucker!

 

[cupid_stunt]

That's brilliant.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Lincoln Christmas market cancelled due to snow

Brilliant

 

[Stanley Edwards]

That's brilliant.

Yep. It is finally warming up. I always look forwards to this thread.

 

[pogofish]

At another Christmas event today and I'm sad to say that it did not disappoint - chilled, pleasant, dog-friendly, not rip-off and no stressed elves throwing a wobbly out back.

cheated again!

 

[Badgers]

Fire engulfs Santa’s grotto at Notcutts Garden Centre in Woodbridge

 

[cupid_stunt]

Fire engulfs Santa’s grotto at Notcutts Garden Centre in Woodbridge

Those pesky elf's smoking again?

 

[Badgers]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/11/santas-grotto-forced-close-much-snow/amp/?utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

 

[Libertad]

^^^ Looks like Dickie Attenborough as Santa.

 

[pogofish]

Spotted elsewhere:

me and my family paid over £1000 for Lapland UK tickets for yesterday however was stuck on the M25 hours and couldn't get there. I've asked Lapland UK if they could reschedule us, book us onto next year or refund us. They replied saying to get a refund we would need to have purchased Ticket Plan. We are now out of pocket and it was the children's christmas present because of the cost. Does anyone have any advice in what action we can take if any? I presume lots of families were in the same situation and Lapland are pocketing all the money.

There is still hope...!

 

[pogofish]

Fire engulfs Santa’s grotto at Notcutts Garden Centre in Woodbridge

 

[1927]

Spotted elsewhere:



There is still hope...!

What do they expect? If they were on M25 and missed a Premiership match would they expect to be refunded?

 

[Celyn]

Exactly. They should seek compensation from whoever gave them the impression that the M25 was a thing to be trusted. Themselves, probably.

 

[Celyn]

Hey, nothing wrong with a good winter fire festival.

 

[Ground Elder]

Fire engulfs Santa’s grotto at Notcutts Garden Centre in Woodbridge

Was it caused by an elf carelessly discarding his cigarette?

 

[wayward bob]

shoehorning this in but i couldn't think where else to post it someone thought it would be a good idea to light up the palm trees

 

[Libertad]

shoehorning this in but i couldn't think where else to post it someone thought it would be a good idea to light up the palm trees

Gets my vote.

 

[T & P]

Nothing says Christmas like 15ft tall spunking cocks

 

[A380]

Spotted elsewhere:



There is still hope...!

A THOUSAND pounds? Either the person was driving a coach with his family or they’re absolutely mad....