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I want to see a security guard dressed up as a giant Edam waving a shotgun at disgruntled punters 
Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park
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pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
I want to see a security guard dressed up as a giant Edam waving a shotgun at disgruntled punters
So would I..!
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
Cheese deliveries in this country are notoriously unreliable and highly inefficient...
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Really needs hand for scale
And this just for lols.
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
75 dollars for a "VIP" ticket for cold pizza
If its a music festival you have to expect a big upfront cost, but for a food festival? You'd have to be a mug. What incentive do they have once they have your cash?
All the food / beer festivals I've been to in this country have a nominal ticket fee but then there is a mixture of free and paid for stuff when you get in. This has alarm bells all over it. Besides how on earth are you going to eat $75 worth of cheese on toast with added processed crap?
All the food / beer festivals I've been to in this country have a nominal ticket fee but then there is a mixture of free and paid for stuff when you get in. This has alarm bells all over it. Besides how on earth are you going to eat $75 worth of cheese on toast with added processed crap?
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
It's nearly time, so excited!
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
It’s the best part of Winterval
colacubes
Mr Hot Cookie
T & P
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If no stories have surfaced by 2 December, we should step in and create an U75 Christmas Wonderland experience.
Libertad
Sparking up a rollie in the Reichstag
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
You could only get on if your ticket had a cross on it.
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
It's about time there was a disatrous hipster Xmas attraction ...
T & P
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I don't think it'd work. No matter how shitty you tried to make it, they would simply think the shabbiness was ironic, and enjoy it even more. I guess it'd still be a good money maker though.
Cloo
Banana for scale
You could have it in our back garden - it's really small and half taken up with a giant shed. We could stick reindeer antlers on our cat and cover the lawn with cotton buds. Oh, and we'll employ our kids to stand outside turning torches on and off for the Christmas lights. The food will be Pringles knock-offs from Aldi and plain toast. £75 per ticket.
joustmaster
offcumdun
Please don't bump this thread unless there has been an actual report of one. You're making me to excited.
You should be able to track them on the internet as they spring up just like you can track Santa's progress on Christmas Eve.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
NORAD have been tracking santa for years and I never knew.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
No they haven't, sorry to spoil things for you, but Santa isn't real.
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
The greatest trick Santa ever pulled...
Was convincing the world he wasn't a sexual predator?
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
I'm pretty sure he's failed at that multiple times over.
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