Detail your latest clothes and slap related purchases here #2

[madzone]

The straps look thinner on yours

 

[quimcunx]

I wear a black vest under mine, madz.

But this rather defeats the point. I want two clearly defined boobs.

I do get annoyed when there is something which is one of the few cuts/styles actively flattering to boobiness but then doesn't cater for the fact that the people who might be attracted to it may well be bigger than a C cup.

 

[spanglechick]

The straps look thinner on yours

That's because they're being shoved out of the way and screwed up in the cleft between my meaty arms and massive norks.

if you can be arsed you could add a shaped panel to each crossover piece using the sash fabric - then wear a proper belt with it.

 

[spanglechick]

But this rather defeats the point. I want two clearly defined boobs.

I do get annoyed when there is something which is one of the few cuts/styles actively flattering to boobiness but then doesn't cater for the fact that the people who might be attracted to it may well be bigger than a C cup.

I'm not defending it - just saying how i made it wearable. nothing fits my boobs, and i've given up hope of it so doing, forgive me if i'e run out of anger and frustration.

 

[madzone]

I've got it on with an elasticated belt and I'd probably wear it with that anyway as the holders for the sash are too high up.

It's like quimmy says though - I don't want to fuck about with it. I know I'll have to but they just haven't thought it through and it irks me somewhat.

 

[pigtails]

What about wearing fancy underwear or a corset??

 

[Mrs Magpie]

I just bought a FROCK! I've not worn a dress for years and years and years. I got it off ebay and it's black and good for parties. Lace bodice and sleeves (shortish) and the rest is chiffon georgette (not totally sure what georgette is). I can wear my wedding shoes with it. Only worn them once since the day I got married. It will probably get its first outing at Ms T's as she's such a frock fan and I feel a bit underdressed at her gatherings.
I can't wait for it to arrive!

 

[Strumpet]

What about wearing fancy underwear or a corset??

This. Or what about a little white boob tube? Less material than a tshirt/vest amd it's tight fitting so shouldn't ride up?

 

[pigtails]

I just bought a FROCK! I've not worn a dress for years and years and years. I got it off ebay and it's black and good for parties. Lace bodice and sleeves (shortish) and the rest is chiffon georgette (not totally sure what georgette is). I can wear my wedding shoes with it. Only worn them once since the day I got married. It will probably get its first outing at Ms T's as she's such a frock fan and I feel a bit underdressed at her gatherings.
I can't wait for it to arrive!

Pics as soon as it arrives please!!

 

[madzone]

What's wrong with the bra I'm wearing? Cheeky cow.

 

[pigtails]

What's wrong with the bra I'm wearing? Cheeky cow.

It's gorgeous but you obviously aren't happy with it showing!!


anyway what's happened to the pics of that super sexy corset you "accidently" bought??

 

[killer b]

Orange people's market polo
Two pairs of truck print underpants
A load of socks

 

[madzone]

I haven't tried it on yet. It's not really something you can do alone is it? For that reason it is destined to stay in the wardrobe

 

[pigtails]

I suppose asking a child to help would be a bit weird!!!

 

[madzone]

Yeah, a bit

Also I'm on a self imposed sexy thoughts embargo so it wouldn't really do me much good to get into a slinky corset.

 

[weepiper]

What's wrong with the bra I'm wearing? Cheeky cow.

it's the wrong cut for that kind of dress. You need something more like this

...then you'd have a cracking cleavage with no (or at least a lot less) bra showing

 

[madzone]

That's a very good idea. I shall take it to M&S tomorrow

Cheers m'dear

 

[pigtails]

Also I'm on a self imposed sexy thoughts embargo

why???

 

[madzone]

why???

It's a pointless and ultimately extremely frustrating pastime.

 

[madzone]

Actually though, will I just look like a slapper?

 

[weepiper]

Actually though, will I just look like a slapper?

No. You've got cracking boobs, show 'em off.

 

[madzone]

That's sweet of you

 

[Orang Utan]

a nice paul smith jumper. they're very well made clobber. wish i could afford more of it.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Just got a pair of these in the post.

and one of these

It says "Question Everything"

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Pics as soon as it arrives please!!

On my 'to do' list. I've also seen a really lovely devoré jacket that will go well with it. The jacket will have to wait until payday, but it's a 'buy now' number so no problem there....here are the ebay pics. When I actually get my hands on the goods I'll post a pic of me in the whole outfit.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

The reason I went for the black dress is that as I am the brooch & scarf queen I can make it the backbone of dozens of different outfits, iyswim. The devoré jacket will be for really swanky occasions.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

The dress I bought has arrived. It's a well made dress and fits perfectly BUT the description said summat along the lines of "only worn once for a couple of hours on a cruise. I have no pets and I'm a non-smoker".

It's got food stains down the front and smells like a cheap whore's laundry basket. It's off to the cleaners before it gets an outing.

 

[strict machine]

Bloomin Heck! i hope you gave appropriate feedback.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

I didn't actually say 'smells like a cheap whore's laundry basket'.

It's the only time out of probably 40 or so purchases that I've left negative feedback. I was the only bidder and I still would have bid for it if she'd been truthful. It is a great dress and similar dresses by the same label go for between £100 and £300. The way she described it and herself gave the impression of obsessively clean.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

...it was actually a bit horrid trying it on because it smelled overpowering.