Coronavirus: Profiteering scumbags, scams, c*nts and more

[Sasaferrato]

Jair Bolsonaro.

fucking cunt.

He is quite extraordinary. How the fuck can someone as thick as that get to be president?

 

[cupid_stunt]

He is quite extraordinary. How the fuck can someone as thick as that get to be president?

Have you forgotten who's in the White House & No, 10?

 

[Sasaferrato]

This ^^^^

I'd also like to add the shits that have burnt out 2 Iceland delivery vans, the cunts vandalising ambulances and the morons who stole 8 oxygen and nitrous oxide cylinders from a hospital in Manchester.

I had a colleague who shall be nameless who didn't realise that NO is lighter than O2. Why does this matter? Well, we used Entonox when doing painful dressings, such as removal of post haemhorroidectomy packs etc. So, Paddy was working away, chatting to his patient, when he eventually realised that he was getting no response.Because the plonker hadn't shaken the cylinder, he was feeding the patient 100% NO. Luckily, the patient was OK, but Paddy was banned from using Entonox.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Have you forgotten who's in the White House & No, 10?

No, I think the Brazilian guy is marginally worse.

 

[agricola]

He is quite extraordinary. How the fuck can someone as thick as that get to be president?

TBF he is probably hoping that it kills of thousands of the urban poor, so its a bit much to say he is thick rather than just evil.

 

[Sasaferrato]

TBF he is probably hoping that it kills of thousands of the urban poor, so its a bit much to say he is thick rather than just evil.

Not mutually exclusive of course.

 

[Dogsauce]

How about those cunts that burgled a food bank (Knottingley or thereabouts). Proper scum.

 

[Sasaferrato]

How about those cunts that burgled a food bank (Knottingley or thereabouts). Proper scum.

Fucking hell!

 

[lizzieloo]

All of the life insurance companies that have suddenly started to heavily advertise.

 

[nogojones]

I had a colleague who shall be nameless ....

So, Paddy was working away, chatting to his patient, when he eventually realised that he was getting no response.Because the plonker hadn't shaken the cylinder, he was feeding the patient 100% NO. Luckily, the patient was OK, but Paddy was banned from using Entonox.

Not so anonymous now, but in all fairness if I needed treating I'd ask for Paddy

 

[skyscraper101]

We'll need the Excel centre after this for people's disciplinary tribunals after this is over for people like his boss.

I see it has been requisitioned as a hospital now, for real.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Not so anonymous now, but in all fairness if I needed treating I'd ask for Paddy

The problem is though, 100% NO does not support life. No O2, you die.

 

[nogojones]

The problem is though, 100% NO does not support life. No O2, you die.

I'd just encourage Paddy to take the mask off now and again. It means he get s a go as well

 

[Sasaferrato]

I'd just encourage Paddy to take the mask off now and again. It means he get s a go as well

LOL!

 

[Sasaferrato]

I'd just encourage Paddy to take the mask off now and again. It means he get s a go as well

LOL!

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Not the worst of them, but not hardly helpful:

Pam Popper Scam - Search Videos

www.bing.com

^Thinks that Covid-19 is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese to interfere in American elections.

 

[Ceej]

How about those cunts that burgled a food bank (Knottingley or thereabouts). Proper scum.

..and the ones that robbed the primary school kitchen....

Primary school's desperate plea for help as thieves steal all their food

They have been left with no food for the children

www.essexlive.news

 

[platinumsage]

John Colley, CEO of Majestic Wine (another essential business )

Told the media that staff wouldn't be asked to work if they felt uncomfortable, but told staff directly they would be expected to work.

This Major Wine Retailer Is Calling Itself “Essential” During The Coronavirus Lockdown, And Not Everyone Is Happy

“For now we think this is the best way forward.” <i>This article has been updated.</i>

www.buzzfeed.com

 

[hash tag]

Travelodge - Homeless Travelodge residents turned out on to street

 

[LDC]

Apology not accepted. Do NOT use words like 'cunt' in the title as it may well result in the site being blocked for some users. But you knew that anyway. Please try and think of others.

No, sorry, I didn't know that or I wouldn't have done it editor

 

[gentlegreen]

I ordered a fingertip oximeter for £17 from Amazon.
Unfortunately it's now trapped in a locker.

So I think I'll take a gamble that I'll get a refund on the first one.

£17 on 21st March - now £22

 

[CNT36]

Looks like there's an Airbnb kick back for all those entrepreneurial, exploitative types

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Just quoting so I can like it again.

ETA or not.

 

[editor]

No, sorry, I didn't know that or I wouldn't have done it editor

I learnt this when I was in America many years ago. I was able to access the site in a hotel just fine and then it was suddenly blocked - and I found out that it was because sweary keywords had appeared in the new posts list.

 

[editor]

Here's a candidate for King Cunt

Easyjet's founder urged the airline to slash costs by cancelling orders for planes and sacking staff during the coronavirus outbreak.

Just days after the company paid him a £60million dividend, Sir Stelios Haji-Ioannou said its multi-billion pound order for new planes was the real 'elephant in the room'.

He said this posed the biggest threat to the budget airline's future and called for plans to expand its fleet to be scrapped.

And just to double the cuntitude:

Easyjet is seeking a government-backed loan to help it survive the coronavirus crisis.

Stelios urges Easyjet to fire staff and stop buying planes

Just days after the company paid him a £60m dividend, Sir Stelios Haji-Ioannou (pictured) said its multi-billion pound order for new planes was the real 'elephant in the room'.

www.thisismoney.co.uk

 

[gosub]

Travelodge - Homeless Travelodge residents turned out on to street

Kicking out people that are self quarantining. Good luck with Public Health Authoritys from here on in

 

[Sue]

TBF, it's a strong field.

 

[gosub]

 

[bellaozzydog]

I had a colleague who shall be nameless who didn't realise that NO is lighter than O2. Why does this matter? Well, we used Entonox when doing painful dressings, such as removal of post haemhorroidectomy packs etc. So, Paddy was working away, chatting to his patient, when he eventually realised that he was getting no response.Because the plonker hadn't shaken the cylinder, he was feeding the patient 100% NO. Luckily, the patient was OK, but Paddy was banned from using Entonox.

Nice dit but “physics”

 

[hash tag]

Kicking out people that are self quarantining. Good luck with Public Health Authoritys from here on in

Round these parts Travellodge is the go to for emergency accommodation for those at risk, in need of emergency accommodation.

 

[gosub]

Round these parts Travellodge is the go to for emergency accommodation for those at risk, in need of emergency accommodation.

Was.

People have long memories and hotels a need for health certs