Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[rubbershoes]

 

[gosub]

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Still got a red passport will that make a difference?

 

[MickiQ]

I have one elderly relative who remains firmly of the view that the government should just let all the old/infirm people die, and get the economy going again. She's 80 and takes every opportunity she can to expound this view.

that is very unusual tbf, proponents of the "Let The Vulnerable Die" school of thought usually tend to be in the Not Vulnerable groups.

 

[Epona]

Can I just say that at the moment I pretty much live for this thread giving me a good 'Rona related laugh each afternoon when I haul my depressed self out of bed...

 

[2hats]

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They forgot to mention that, for reasons of consistency, they are taking temperature measurements rectally.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

They forgot to mention that, for reasons of consistency, they are taking temperature measurements rectally.

I find it easier to use my hands

 

[not-bono-ever]

 

[FridgeMagnet]

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

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What about

 

[dessiato]

The Mayor of a city in Spain's Catalunya resigns after getting caught breaking lockdown rules, drunk driving and attacking a police officer - Olive Press News Spain

THE Mayor of a town in Catalunya has resigned after getting caught breaking lockdown rules, drunk driving and attacking a police officer.

www.theolivepress.es

There's at least two other threads this could go on.

 

[petee]

 

[Marty1]

Fail.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Wow, turns out I'm a god damn hero. Aww, shucks.

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[Puddy_Tat]

 

[gosub]

 

[Orang Utan]

yuck, what doggerel

 

[mx wcfc]

yuck, what doggerel

Oh come on, apart from that bit about Boris, it wasn't that bad. Actually quite moving, apart from the bit about Boris ( though I may be a little tired and emotional ).

 

[Puddy_Tat]

oops

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Orang Utan]

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oops

That would be a nice surprise for some library workers as they love shelving and putting stock in order (well it would for me)

 

[petee]

Counter protester at a pro peace rally outside a St. Louis Boeing missile factory in 2003.

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the all time classic

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

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oops

Makes perfect sense tbf - books look better when arranged in a visually pleasing manner.

 

[Mation]

Omg that's wonderful

 

[kabbes]

The first sentence, I thought “My, she had a deep voice. And why is she talking nonsense about UV light?”

THEN my brain caught up.

 

[Mation]

The first sentence, I thought “My, she had a deep voice. And why is she talking nonsense about UV light?”

THEN my brain caught up.

Same same.

Though I've stopped finding it funny now that I've seen the clip of the Principal Clown himself delivering those words, and the even less coherent bit that immediately followed.

Jesus fucking Christ

 

[dessiato]

I thought this was just a well made piss take. Then I saw the BBC website...

 

[Mation]

My despondency didn't last long. I'm now bordering on the clinically hysterical, having watched it again. And again. She's just too good

 

[cybershot]

 

[gentlegreen]

I had a nightmare about it last night - shaking and shouting at a small version of Trump while no one around me took any notice

I bet there will be people in his circle who are MMS loons ...

(bleach enemas to cure autism)