Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[Marty1]

It is rank but at the end of the day a good cleaning just before the image was taken would make that toilet seat 100% germ-free. Well, 99.99% anyway.

I'd like to see a live video of her approaching a busy Tube station escalator and licking the handrail though- now that's a challenge.

Yeah, but isn’t it amazing what some people will do to get attention?

How proud her friends and family must be to see her licking a toilet seat

 

[A380]

 

[bellaozzydog]

I thought I had a temperature brewing but looking in the mirror I’m slightly singed after an hour walking around deck in the sun


paranoid, moi?

 

[JuanTwoThree]

 

[petee]

no "G"
/fail

 

[Fez909]

no "G"
/fail

 

[T & P]

I am sure Daily Telegraph subscribers are more than happy to have pay to access such groundbreaking opinion pieces such as these...

 

[May Kasahara]

 

[Badgers]

#takingbackcontrol

 

[cupid_stunt]

#takingbackcontrol

Fucking idiots.

 

[Big Bertha]

 

[Big Bertha]

 

[cupid_stunt]

FFS how many bloody times is that ^^^ going to get posted.

 

[quimcunx]

 

[Treacle Toes]

 

[neonwilderness]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[belboid]

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ha, I just had...

 

[gentlegreen]

Thankfully there isn't much need for handshaking at work these days, so I haven't had a chance to expose my nerd credentials ...

 

[belboid]

Thankfully there isn't much need for handshaking at work these days, so I haven't had a chance to expose my nerd credentials ...

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this is discriminatory against those of us who can't do it

 

[MrSki]

Maybe no so apt after today.

 

[MrSki]

 

[dessiato]

#takingbackcontrol

Arrest them, put them in jail for two weeks quarantine. They are such dickheads.

 

[hegley]

 

[petee]

 

[little_legs]

 

[Marty1]

 

[gentlegreen]

That's been me recently - I've had bronchitis for 3 weeks ...
It reminded me of the time swine flu was on and I had a hay fever attack as I was cycling past a family in the park

 

[gentlegreen]

Live chat French style !

 

[Nine Bob Note]

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I assume he's gonna use that to carry his toilet rolls?