Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[Badgers]

 

[Pickman's model]

surely it's a briton's right to have sex with whoever they want, subject to consent, and indeed as david cameron insists with whatever you want

 

[crossthebreeze]

In North East England, partners who live apart and aren't in each others support bubble (ie because neither are the only adult in their household) were allowed to have sex (for the first time since 23rd March) for exactly 4 days from Monday to Thursday last week, before the local lockdown banned them from meeting in private, and advised against meeting up at all!

 

[cupid_stunt]

surely it's a briton's right to have sex with whoever they want, subject to consent, and indeed as david cameron insists with whatever you want

Are you suggesting the pig consented?

 

[Pickman's model]

Are you suggesting the pig consented?

Are you suggesting the pig was a person?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Are you suggesting the pig consented?

Don't think a dead pig can consent.

 

[spitfire]

 

[Badgers]

surely it's a briton's right to have sex with whoever they want, subject to consent

Check your PM's x

 

[Pickman's model]

Looks more like an Apache gunship to me

 

[DotCommunist]

 

[spitfire]

Looks more like an Apache gunship to me

 

[editor]

 

[zahir]

 

[editor]

 

[A380]

 

[tony.c]

 

[A380]

 

[T & P]

 

[MrSki]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

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I've now got disturbing mental images of fuckwit PM shoving wotsits up his arse.

 

[T & P]

I've now got disturbing mental images of fuckwit PM shoving wotsits up his arse.

I think he's more of a 'has intercourse with pasty' sort of fella...

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I think he's more of a 'has intercourse with pasty' sort of fella...

You've probably put the entire country off pasties now.

 

[editor]

It's moderately clever but not exactly side splitting stuff

 

[UnderOpenSky]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

editor

The powers that be have obviously read this tweet & moved the kick off to 8pm. Hope there is not too much injury time.

 

[MrSki]

 

[T & P]

editor

The powers that be have obviously read this tweet & moved the kick off to 8pm. Hope there is not too much injury time.

Is that actually so? A rare instance of the Man in Charge actually doing something right for a change.

 

[MrSki]

Is that actually so? A rare instance of the Man in Charge actually doing something right for a change.

According to 5Live yes. Maybe should have been 7.45 to be on the safe side.

 

[lizzieloo]

Sorry to hear this lizzieloo. I don't know whether you could wear a visor or similar? Sorry if that seems massively patronising and you've probably already thought of it. I hope you find a solution soon x

Just ordered a visor, I hardly ever go out anyway but yeah, I reckon I can do that.