Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[Badgers]

Seems Noel Gallagher is with Ian Brown on the masks thing

Noel Gallagher refuses to wear face masks: "There's too many fucking liberties being taken away"

Noel Gallagher has said he refuses to wear a face mask while shopping, in defiance of laws which were introduced earlier this year.

www.nme.com

Well known cunt acts like a cunt shocker

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Seems Noel Gallagher is with Ian Brown on the masks thing

Noel Gallagher refuses to wear face masks: "There's too many fucking liberties being taken away"

Noel Gallagher has said he refuses to wear a face mask while shopping, in defiance of laws which were introduced earlier this year.

www.nme.com

They should means test the fine and fine the fuck out of rich selfish bastards like that.

 

[two sheds]

remember when the tories (yes, double take, the tories) introduced means tested fines for things like speeding fines, and the arsehole magistrates fined some rich fuckers huge amounts which put the whole system into disrepute and they scrapped it.

Now I'll swear I remember this from ooo 40 years ago. I'm sort of thinking I dreamed it but I'll swear it happened.

 

[LDC]

Seems Noel Gallagher is with Ian Brown on the masks thing

Noel Gallagher refuses to wear face masks: "There's too many fucking liberties being taken away"

Noel Gallagher has said he refuses to wear a face mask while shopping, in defiance of laws which were introduced earlier this year.

www.nme.com

Pair of thick entitled cunts.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

remember when the tories (yes, double take, the tories) introduced means tested fines for things like speeding fines, and the arsehole magistrates fined some rich fuckers huge amounts which put the whole system into disrepute and they scrapped it.

Now I'll swear I remember this from ooo 40 years ago. I'm sort of thinking I dreamed it but I'll swear it happened.

I think by 'disrepute' you mean rich tory donors kicked off and the government did a u-turn. Fines are for plebs after all.

 

[Raheem]

Brown was always a knobhead conspiracy theory fan. In the 90s, it was Nazism being caused by them all being gay and therefore psychologically flawed. Or something like that.

 

[wayward bob]

Seems Noel Gallagher is with Ian Brown on the masks thing

it's almost like we could have got a heads up from the morrissey timeline

 

[Raheem]

it's almost like we could have got a heads up from the morrissey timeline

Maybe someone set fire to some polystyrene in the Hacienda in 1984.

 

[two sheds]

I think by 'disrepute' you mean rich tory donors kicked off and the government did a u-turn. Fines are for plebs after all.

Ha!!!

How means-tested justice will affect you

www.telegraph.co.uk

[When an attempt was made in the late Eighties to match income directly to financial penalties - the so-called unit fines scheme - it was a disaster.

It was scrapped in 1993 amid protests at the anomalies it produced. An offender's income was broken into units and then multiplied to establish the level of fine, which could reach spectacular levels. One man was fined £1,200 for dropping a crisp packet and two neighbours were fined £75 and £1,500 for driving without insurance.

Yep just as I recall fucking tory magistrates made sure it was scrapped.

 

[MrSki]

 

[nogojones]

 

[quiet guy]

How to test yourself for Coronavirus:

Step1: Pour yourself a glass of wine and try to smell it.
Step 2: If you can smell it then take a sip to see if you can taste it.
Step 3: If you can smell and taste it, then you can confirm that you don't have Coronavirus.

I did this nine times last night just to be sure and each time it came out that I was negative for Coronavirus. Today, however, I'm feeling a little bit under the weather so I think I'll have have to take the test again.

 

[MrSki]

 

[MickiQ]

How to test yourself to Coronavirus:

Step1: Pour yourself a glass of wine and try to smell it.
Step 2: If you can smell it then take a sip to see if you can taste it.
Step 3: If you can smell and taste it, then you can confirm that you don't have Coronavirus.

I did this nine times last night just to be sure and each time it came out that I was negative for Coronavirus. Today, however, I'm feeling a little bit under the weather so I think I'll have have to take the test again.

You're a genius does it have to be wine or will it work with any form of alcohol?

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[editor]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Roadkill]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[dessiato]

 

[MrSki]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Yossarian]

Well known cunt acts like a cunt shocker

I don't know why the attitudes of a couple of knobheads who had some hits 30 years ago are even being reported on - in the 1918 flu pandemic, did newspapers speak to a lot of 1880s music hall acts who thought it was all a load of hooey?

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[sideboob]

Some moron has started selling "Corona is a lie" badges in Japan now.

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Suspect that could be the root of Noel Gallagher's views as well.

 

[gentlegreen]

Came home to find a batshit leaflet that I have only skimmed ... it has anti-Catholic stuff in ...
Sadly my security camera didn't capture the deliverer of this important information and I can't find it online so I scanned some of it and OCR'd a nugget ...
Unusually, no contact details ...

JESUIT TRAINED OFFICIALS, have given us masks to wear - a symbol of slavery; a lockdown' which is contrary to our Health, and poison in the form of vaccines which are harmful to our bodies. God designed our body and knows what is best for it. We need good sleep, lots of fresh air, clean water and exercise, which stimulates mind and body; fruits, herbs, nuts, grains, seeds and vegetables, to boost our immune system and keep us in good health. Anything contrary to that will make us prone to disease.

 

[existentialist]

Came home to find a batshit leaflet that I have only skimmed ... it has anti-Catholic stuff in ...
Sadly my security camera didn't capture the deliverer of this important information and I can't find it online so I scanned some of it and OCR'd a nugget ...
Unusually, no contact details ...

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