Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[two sheds]

do they not update these graphs?

 

[kabbes]

do they not update these graphs?

They do. This was the earlier version from April

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[MrSki]

It was just as accurate in June too

If you want to go back through the 140 pages there are many duplicates, triplicates & I would expect the odd quadruplicate too. Sorry but I could not be bothered.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[kabbes]

If you want to go back through the 140 pages there are many duplicates, triplicates & I would expect the odd quadruplicate too. Sorry but I could not be bothered.

No, it’s fine. You carry on and I’ll do the work for you

 

[Epona]

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To be fair, being plunged into sub-zero waters if you hadn't made it onto a life-boat your life expectancy was very short regardless of whether you were wearing a life vest - wearing one just made it easier to retrieve your corpse. Very few people were pulled out of the water still alive. Not a great analogy.

 

[8ball]

To be fair, being plunged into sub-zero waters if you hadn't made it onto a life-boat your life expectancy was very short regardless of whether you were wearing a life vest - wearing one just made it easier to retrieve your corpse. Very few people were pulled out of the water still alive. Not a great analogy.

Please don't question the memes.

 

[Epona]

Please don't question the memes.

Aye aye Captain...

 

[A380]

To be fair, being plunged into sub-zero waters if you hadn't made it onto a life-boat your life expectancy was very short regardless of whether you were wearing a life vest - wearing one just made it easier to retrieve your corpse. Very few people were pulled out of the water still alive. Not a great analogy.

Specially if your so called girlfriend took up a whole door for herself that could easily have taken two People whilst making you stay in the 4 degree water till you died and then, only when she saw you sink, start blowing her whistle to get rescued in like 30 seconds...

 

[Epona]

Specially if your so called girlfriend took up a whole door for herself that could easily have taken two People whilst making you stay in the 4 degree water till you died and then, only when she saw you sink, start blowing her whistle to get rescued in like 30 seconds...

You do know that some parts of that film are fictional for the sake of dramatisation, right?

(BTW not complaining about it, there are 2 good films about the Titanic and that is one of them, the rest are terrible).

 

[8ball]

Specially if your so called girlfriend took up a whole door for herself that could easily have taken two People whilst making you stay in the 4 degree water till you died and then, only when she saw you sink, start blowing her whistle to get rescued in like 30 seconds...

Oh, and now we're questioning James Cameron.

 

[A380]

Oh, and now we're questioning James Cameron.

Paint me like one of your French girls 8ball ...

 

[8ball]

Paint me like one of your French girls 8ball ...

Well, you'll end up with two eyes on one side of your head, but I hear that's a mark of artistic genius these days.

 

[Epona]

Well, you'll end up with two eyes on one side of your head, but I hear that's a mark of artistic genius these days.

Like Peppa Pig??

 

[8ball]

Like Peppa Pig??

EXACTLY like Peppa Pig.

 

[Epona]

EXACTLY like Peppa Pig.

Peppa Pig like one of your French girls probably falls under rule 34...

 

[MrSki]

 

[8ball]

 

[Mation]

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A medical crowbar

 

[petee]

 

[fishfinger]

 

[MrSki]

 

[dessiato]

 

[petee]

 

[A380]

 

[Badgers]

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Same theme as the one posted above by cupid_stunt

 

[dessiato]

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[UnderOpenSky]

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We need the facepalm smiley