Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[Artaxerxes]

The phrase "dishy rishi" is not only horrible to the eyes it actually humanises these monsters.

The papers love their nicknames so blame them not me.

 

[Raheem]

The phrase "dishy rishi" is not only horrible to the eyes it actually humanises these monsters.

OTOH, if we turn a blind eye and allow that template to become established, we can have Twatty Matty, Shitty Priti, Crappy Shappy, Scabby Raaby, and so on.

 

[kabbes]

I’m not one to dwell in any way on physical appearance but surely Rishi Sunak is the last person one would apply the epithet “dishy” to.

 

[Raheem]

He's an MP, so it's a bit relative.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

I’m not one to dwell in any way on physical appearance but surely Rishi Sunak is the last person one would apply the epithet “dishy” to.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

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[cupid_stunt]

Fucking hell, they don't mess about down under, when it comes to enforcing lockdown - Birthday party raided, 16 people fined a total of A$26,000, about £14,300 or £890 per person.

All 16 people were fined by police.

"That is $26,000 that birthday party is costing them.

"That is a heck of a birthday party to recall. They will remember that one for a long time."

'Ridiculous behaviour': Party-goers betrayed by late-night KFC run as coronavirus fines ramp up

Victorian police issue a warning to people tempted to breach stay at home orders, saying they won't be as lenient as last time when it comes to dishing out fines.

www.abc.net.au

 

[MrSki]

 

[Anju]

 

[platinumsage]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[gosub]

 

[MrSki]

 

[quiet guy]

Ready, aim, fire

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Badgers]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[mx wcfc]

Pinched off Twitter


There is a joke circulating in the commonwealth: "What borders on stupidity?"

"Scotland and Wales!"





https://twitter.com/PranMan/status/1282269185503043585

 

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[Anju]

 

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[cupid_stunt]

My brother's face-masks have arrived.

 

[Teaboy]

My brother's face-masks have arrived.

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We brought a pack of about 8 material face coverings and one of them was quite like that. Its in the bottom of the drawer and hasn't been used. I don't mind a bit of gallows humour but I decided that there is enough fear and anxiety out there at the moment and it just didn't seem very funny, sorry. See also people wearing plague masks.

 

[Saul Goodman]

We brought a pack of about 8 material face coverings and one of them was quite like that. Its in the bottom of the drawer and hasn't been used. I don't mind a bit of gallows humour but I decided that there is enough fear and anxiety out there at the moment and it just didn't seem very funny, sorry. See also people wearing plague masks.

What about these?

Do they pass the Victor Meldrew/No-Humour-Allowed test?

 

[existentialist]

We brought a pack of about 8 material face coverings and one of them was quite like that. Its in the bottom of the drawer and hasn't been used. I don't mind a bit of gallows humour but I decided that there is enough fear and anxiety out there at the moment and it just didn't seem very funny, sorry. See also people wearing plague masks.

Yes, I don't think I'd wear something like that, either. I am quite admiring of the amazing range of creativity on display re masks - OU's fluorescent DPM ones were quite eyecatching - but I am not sure I could see myself wearing anything other than a plain one. I save my sartorial extravagances for shoes and suits.

 

[existentialist]

Yes, I don't think I'd wear something like that, either. I am quite admiring of the amazing range of creativity on display re masks - OU's fluorescent DPM ones were quite eyecatching - but I am not sure I could see myself wearing anything other than a plain one. I save my sartorial extravagances for shoes and suits.

And dinner jackets.

 

[pesh]