Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[two sheds]

Could just put a sign saying "Beware of the alligators"

 

[T & P]

"Meat eaters are destroying the planet, and depriving us of our swimming pools".

 

[quiet guy]

Does that mean that the vegans and vegetarians are ok to use it?

 

[mx wcfc]

Sincere apologies everyone for this, but in particular to sojourner and Attila the Stockbroker for pinching bits of their IP for the best 2 lines of this. After listening to Attila ranting tonight on fb and then spotting something on sojourner's FB (and it must be said, several pints of ale), I couldn't help myself:-

"Thank god for Johnson - he’s in charge

Of unlockdown, (by and large)

The pubs have got the all clear

Just to cover Cummings rear

He opened up the restaurants too

So Desmond’s bribe can slip straight through.

The Russia report kept in the dark

But Look! He’s opened up the park!

You can go shopping in the town,

(Except for Leicester, cos that’s closed down)

Testiculating everywhere

He’s juggling with diarrhoea.

 

[Espresso]

This is the promotional pic for a touring production of Mamma Mia that's (hopefully) going to be touring next year.


I see Dominic Cummings in there, in a blue hat.
I think I might be getting cabin fever.

 

[Mation]

This is the promotional pic for a touring production of Mamma Mia that's (hopefully) going to be touring next year.
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I see Dominic Cummings in there, in a blue hat.
I think I might be getting cabin fever.

That's a really weird picture! Aside from the uber whiteness, it looks like they were all photographed alone and have then been shopped into a group pic, with shadows added for realism

 

[kabbes]

Does that mean that the vegans and vegetarians are ok to use it?

No, because the meat eaters have ruined it

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[T & P]

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Sadly it will only be a matter of time before somone calls their bluff.

 

[clicker]

Sadly it will only be a matter of time before somone calls their bluff.

Or buff.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[fishfinger]

 

[Roadkill]

This is the promotional pic for a touring production of Mamma Mia that's (hopefully) going to be touring next year.
View attachment 220147

I see Dominic Cummings in there, in a blue hat.
I think I might be getting cabin fever.

No, it's not just you. That's just plain weird: it looks like a Cold War Steve composition. Speaking of whom, he's on form atm:

 

[T & P]

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Come to think of it, a lot of protagonists/ superheroes from various universes from Star Wars to Marvel to DC Comics are also orphans.

Has anybody who’s had a happy childhood & family life and whose parents are still alive and enjoying their retirement years ever stepped in to save the day, never mind the world? Enjoy your cosy, well-adjusted life you selfish bastards.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sadly it will only be a matter of time before somone calls their bluff.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[belboid]

 

[T & P]

Who the fuck are those twats and why have I seen their faces on several memes in the last cople of days?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Who the fuck are those twats and why have I seen their faces on several memes in the last cople of days?

 

[ddraig]

Who the fuck are those twats and why have I seen their faces on several memes in the last cople of days?

They came out of their mansion and pointed guns at a BLM march afaik
Rich lawyers or something

 

[T & P]

They seem such a nice couple...

She's also holding her gun as if it was a garden hose

 

[quiet guy]

Self entitled shitheads

 

[quiet guy]

Double post

 

[two sheds]

Double post

well there are two of them

 

[pesh]

 

[hegley]

They seem such a nice couple...

She's also holding her gun as if it was a garden hose

If I were her husband I'm not sure I'd be too keen on her walking back and forth behind me like that either seeing as she already has her finger on the trigger by the looks of it.

 

[DotCommunist]

the couples gun safety skills were roundly mocked on social medias. Odd thing, when a 'idiots with guns' post goes viral in america theres always someone (often more than one) in the comments deriding the weaponry and/or stances etc. 'Thats firing pistol ammo, all the tacticool in the world can't make that less of a pussy gun' was one I saw on the anti lockdown protests over there.

 

[A380]

 

[spring-peeper]