Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread
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cupid_stunt
Merry fecking Christmas.
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
TBF, that could be Matt Hancock explaining anything.
T & P
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No matter how good a seal he thinks he has around that thing, a wasp will get in there somehow...
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Waspophobes should be forced to wear those - filled with plants that wasps absolutely love to pollinate with holes drilled so the lovely wasps can get in. They'd be rightly trapped in a cloud of angry wasps.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Wut, no one likes wasps
T & P
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If only wasps would stick to pollinating flowers, or even pollinate flowers for a little bit more than 5% of their time, instead of devoting 95% of their day to try to eat humans' food, drink humans' beer, and constantly fly close to humans' faces and sting them without provocation them even though there is absolutely nothing edible at all on or around people's heads...Waspophobes should be forced to wear those - filled with plants that wasps absolutely love to pollinate with holes drilled so the lovely wasps can get in. They'd be rightly trapped in a cloud of angry wasps.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
I've had wasps walking on my face, having a little explore. They're very sweet but their antennae do tickle a bit when the stick them up your nose.
cupid_stunt
Merry fecking Christmas.
Clair De Lune
Apocalypse cocktails
There's a few different ways to react to wasps. I try to stay calm and gently and quietly move away. But there's no way in hell I'd let one stroll about my face as I once watched one land on my mates face ...he was told just be calm, it won't hurt you. .and then it crawled up his nose
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I got stung in the eye by a wasp when I was a kid, so I hate the motherfucking wingystingys
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
When I was a kid I stood on one that had chosen to die on the stairs and managed to get bad blood poisoning off it so I am fucking skittish as hell around the demonic little fucks.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I also got an infected sting in my crotch. Was a beecunt that time. Went a bit mad apparently
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Being calm is the key - I think Mr Waspy was just a bit weary and felt like a rest, so landed on my face. I just let it do it's thing, and eventually it flew off.There's a few different ways to react to wasps. I try to stay calm and gently and quietly move away. But there's no way in hell I'd let one stroll about my face as I once watched one land on my mates face ...he was told just be calm, it won't hurt you. .and then it crawled up his nose
Many a true word spoken in jest, and all that...
And hibernating in my attic, where I cheerfully spray Raid in on a daily basis come the spring to kill the lot of them before they have chance to make their nests and breed more aggressive stripy fuckers.
T & P
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Sadly it doesn't always work, even if the wasp wasn't intending to sting you. Last October I was minding my own business with a group of friends at a small street beer festival in Berlin, and there was a number of wasps about that were extremely bothersome to all, flying not only around food and drinks, whether discarded or held by people, but very close to folks' faces, landing on heads etc. It was constant and relentless. And at some point I felt a very light tickling sensation behind my earlobe, instinstively went to scratch it, and got stung behind the fucking earlobe by a cunt with wings.Being calm is the key - I think Mr Waspy was just a bit weary and felt like a rest, so landed on my face. I just let it do it's thing, and eventually it flew off.
Now, like most people I tend to have regular showers, and I know for a fact there was nothing on my face, let alone behind my ears, that would have been of the least interest to any creature looking for nutrients. So I can only conclude wasps are fully sentient and self-conscious beings who, come the autumn, like to sting people out of spite because they know they're about to die soon and they might as well take their frustrations on others like the little cunts they are.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
They’re just biding their time
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
No, it's because kabbes is clearly nice to the lovely wasps so they live in harmony. Maybe the haters could try that approach instead?
cupid_stunt
Merry fecking Christmas.
They are, just like fucking seagulls, anti-social psychotic airborne scumbags.
krink
I'll do it this afternoon
I love wasps and have been stung a few times. The last time it was multiple stings on the face and legs (accidentally upset some near the nest). They are incredible creatures and are quite useful for gardeners and people who like to eat food.
now horseflies, those fuckers can perish!!
now horseflies, those fuckers can perish!!
Is it Bruce Dern in Silent Running, (the budget version)?
Raheem
Well-Known Member
Tories just follow their instincts too, on occasion.
Bastards! It’s learnt at the nannies knee.
cupid_stunt
Merry fecking Christmas.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
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