Coronavirus in the UK - news, lockdown and discussion

[elbows]

In 1960's Dr Who, this is the bit when they brought on the Brigadier, isn't it?

At which points the monsters will eat the lateral flow tests the brigadier fires at them, and grow stronger.

 

[Pickman's model]

In 1960's Dr Who, this is the bit when they brought on the Brigadier, isn't it?

it's worse than that, they need to bring on a second doctor. and quite possibly a third. at least we know boris johnson isn't 'the master'

 

[Steel Icarus]

Johnson and Shitts smirking at one another at the question of Brexit

 

[bimble]

cant take any more. If there's anything they have to tell us other than Remain Calm, will read it on here.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Waffling cunt.

 

[Badgers]

Waffling cunt.

Blue Waffle Haired Cunt

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

The brass necked cunts are actually trying to say things in Dover aren't so bad because... brexit?

Fuck me.

 

[Lord Camomile]

So, fuck all to report then. Just waffle.

They obviously think "clear and visible leadership" is simply the leader being visible.

To be fair, that is an improvement on previous behaviour.

 

[Steel Icarus]

"It's important to be ahead of this virus"

...which this shower of pricks have consistently not been since the start of it

 

[chilango]

I've read on here Johnson is late to everything on purpose like Trump. What's the reasoning behind it?

To ensure we we're fully aware of his contempt for us?

 

[kenny g]

Just watching BoJo and wondering whether as a man who prided himself on being a spunk machine he can't even get it up anymore. He looks like a man whose mojo has been ripped out of him and nailed to a cross.

 

[LDC]

Why the fuck are we not all going into Tier 4? Surely if it's that badly transmissible we need to not make the same mistake as earlier in the pandemic by introducing measures too late and act now to slow the spread across the whole country? If the whole country that's not in Tier 4 follows the growth of the SE and London they'll be an entirely predictable fucking disaster in the coming few months?! And that's not even with the possible worse fatality/severity option that we're unsure about yet. Surely it's better to be safe and tighten things up now rather than after the horse had bolted?

 

[Pickman's model]

To ensure we we're fully aware of his contempt for us?

no, he always wets himself before public appearances so they have to get him new trousers and calm him down

 

[brogdale]

Classic presser of its type.

 

[Badgers]

#worldbeating

 

[Mation]

Pippa. Word.

 

[Pickman's model]

Just watching BoJo and wondering whether as a man who prided himself on being a spunk machine he can't even get it up anymore. He looks like a man whose mojo has been ripped out of him and nailed to a cross.

when he really looks like that i'll let you know

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

overpromised and under delivered
nice question

 

[kenny g]

Which, if true is one of the good bits of news of the day. At least another potential handful of unplanned mini-BoJo's can remain unborn.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Kids out of school for a year? Were they fuck

 

[elbows]

Christmas coronavirus edition of Blankety blank.

Watching Johnson try to manage this pandemic could bring a tear to a glass eye. Its like putting a sloth in charge of BLANK.

 

[chilango]

I just want to set him on fire.

So other people can choose not to piss on him?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Didn't answer the question

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Extremely confident about this country's ability to bounce back" - BASED ON WHAT, YOU BLUSTERING BUFFOON??!

 

[Badgers]

Pippa. Word.

Would have been nice to have a follow up from her

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Extremely confident about this country's ability to bounce back" - BASED ON WHAT, YOU BLUSTERING BUFFOON??!

Any good news whatsoever during this whole farce has come despite this government, not because of it.

 

[Steel Icarus]

So he doesn't know when the next review is.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Would have been nice to have a follow up from her

She was shaking her damn head.

 

[kenny g]

The scientist couldn't have been clearer in his damnation.

 

[MickiQ]

I've read on here Johnson is late to everything on purpose like Trump. What's the reasoning behind it?

I think he's just a disorganised twat