Coronavirus in the UK - news, lockdown and discussion

[kenny g]

Watching the news conference. "supply chains are Strong and Robust so Everyone can shop Normally". In other words they are fucked and he is Starting to Panic.

 

[killer b]

alas!

 

[Steel Icarus]

Alas klaxon

 

[Sue]

It's all fine. NO NEED TO PANIC.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

alas!

beat me

 

[maomao]

My uni WhatsApp group is full of people who are sticking to their original Christmas plans. Thought they would be more sensible. At least our covid denier got told to shut up today though, in far politer language than I could have managed.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Alaxon

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

So, fuck all to report then. Just waffle.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

New colour category on the legend today, and not in good way...

and another new colour needed - Merthyr Tydfil has now gone over 1,200 cases per 100,000 and a few more areas are pretty damn close



source

 

[kenny g]

Over to Grant Shapps. I suppose by rapidly directing over to a turd he is hoping to shine.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Look at this slimy motherfucker

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

so
no need to panic buy
bladibladiblabla

 

[Pickman's model]

I've read on here Johnson is late to everything on purpose like Trump. What's the reasoning behind it?

they have to get him to stop babbling how much everyone hates him

 

[cupid_stunt]

An international effort is beating this virus.

No, it's not, you total fuckwit.

 

[kenny g]

Wow - they have set up a contra-flow and a giant lorry park. Top work by the wonder boy.

 

[brogdale]

In 1960's Dr Who, this is the bit when they brought on the Brigadier, isn't it?

 

[Roadkill]

That probably wasn't the most pointless press conference ever, but it certainly came close.

 

[bimble]

3.15 friday afternoon he told the WHO to worry. Thats very specific. Must have been asked that a lot.

 

[killer b]

So, fuck all to report then. Just waffle.

he said 'patrick, you've not got anything to add at this point...' so I guess there's a second part will Vallance coming up

 

[Steel Icarus]

Pathetic question

 

[Cid]

So basically 'don't panic'.

yawn

 

[MrCurry]

The Guardian on YouTube usually has it.

Thanks, that’s working

 

[Steel Icarus]

Much better question

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

I just want to set him on fire.

 

[kenny g]

"Take out of The Path of the Vaccine as Many Targets as Possible and I think that is the um.. RIGHT WAY FORWARD."
Total bluster and bollox.

 

[two sheds]

Is nobody asking "why don't you resign?"

 

[bimble]

the hair is very distracting. its a lot like the hair of a baby who has just been napping.

 

[Pickman's model]

the hair is very distracting. its a lot like the hair of a baby who has just been napping.

i find the neck the worst bit, there shouldn't be anything above it, and it always puts me off

 

[Steel Icarus]

the hair is very distracting. its a lot like the hair of a baby who has just been napping.

There's a reason for that

 

[Badgers]

i find the neck the worst bit, there shouldn't be anything above it, and it always puts me off

There should be a rope around it