Coronavirus in the UK - news, lockdown and discussion
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Mrs Miggins
There's been a slight cheese accident
These rumours will just cause the panic buying to continue, if not escalate.
Unless the supermarkets can actually enforce this "no more than 3 of anything" rule.
Unless the supermarkets can actually enforce this "no more than 3 of anything" rule.
Treacle Toes
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Are you sure?...rumour is all us people from the big smoke are loaded and think we are all special.
I'm sure my brother heard this rumour. I doubt it's real though.Are you sure?...rumour is all us people from the big smoke are loaded and think we are all special.
Treacle Toes
Time
Being implemented across all main store over the next few days...time will tell.
I saw a shop assistant get away with her life yesterday after being descended on after she tried to move a large bag full of toilet roll from the store room to the kiosk where they are trying to hold stuff for pensioners and the disabled. People pounced, tore the plastic bag, grabbed packets and laughed as they went. She got back to the kiosk stunned holding a large torn, empty bag with one 4 pack left in it. It was disgraceful and sickening.
Mrs Miggins
There's been a slight cheese accident
Over the next few days isn't good enough - it needs to be from tomorrow morning!
And yes - how it will be enforced is anyone's guess. Your story there is absolutely horrible and what shop worker is going to risk or stand up to that?
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
If there were squaddies roaming around central London I suspect some evidence of this would have emerged by now.
ska invita
back on the other side
raaah
fucking toilet paper, i cant get over it. i wonder what Freud wouldve made of it
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
A little fort of some kind perhaps, or maybe the more traditional pyramid.
Treacle Toes
Time
No roaming Frank, no. Eye witness reports in different areas yesterday. Places where you would never see them, totally away from barracks etc. Today the same....random appearances on streets...enough to cause a stir. etc.
ska invita
back on the other side
a massive cock and balls surely
Treacle Toes
Time
raaah
fucking toilet paper, i cant get over it. i wonder what Freud wouldve made of it
The permanent anusol crew..stuck in that fucking stage.
Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
about the army thing ... No, that's not the British Army preparing for lockdown
ska invita
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thats just those two photos though... supposedly people have been spotting them with their eyes in town (possible rumour tbf), plus we've got squaddie grapevine rumours, plus its on the front page of newspapers
Fuck knows how most/all of the schools closing down after Friday is going to work out 
Mrs Miggins
There's been a slight cheese accident
If this is going to happen then I want drones shouting at people like that clip someone posted on another thread somewhere. At least then I'd get to feel like I was in a Philip K Dick story.
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SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Christ so the source of all this was Monty Panesar? I mean he was a decent enough spinner and that last wicket stand with Jimmy in Cardiff was a classic but even a fan would have to admit he's gone off the rails a bit in recent years.
Treacle Toes
Time
Fuck knows how most/all of the schools closing down after Friday is going to work out
They'll close...many parents will be in an impossible situation. The concept of it working isn't in the equation...
Basically sounds impossible doesn't it?
We're not parents, but we know a lot of people/colleagues who are, and they're shitting themselves ......
It is pretty certain there will a lockdown.
The police don't have the numbers to do it fully.
So the army (social media nonsense aside) is the likely solution. They were called in to bail out the disgraced private security firms employed by our disgraced government at the Olympics. Given the huge importance of the current situation it is logic.
The police don't have the numbers to do it fully.
So the army (social media nonsense aside) is the likely solution. They were called in to bail out the disgraced private security firms employed by our disgraced government at the Olympics. Given the huge importance of the current situation it is logic.
Proper Tidy
Arsed
Surely there would be some photos though. Literally everybody walks around with a camera in their pocket.
Also if armed forces used, would it not prob make more sense to use then for distribution etc
Also if armed forces used, would it not prob make more sense to use then for distribution etc
mauvais
on reddit or something
I've got 19,999 mates who've just climbed down from some balcony on Prince's Gate who say they're going to be set loose to shoot the poor any minute now.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Or just guarding the empty homes of the oligarchs.
Proper Tidy
Arsed
Is this not the 20k on standby to help the NHS and stuff
keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
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