Colonoscopy - Toilet status: those updates you need to know

[Epona]

And that his toilet is firmly secured to the floor

(Best of luck editor)

 

[editor]

Let us hope and pray that editor's ringpiece has sufficient wet-wipes

I am grateful for your concern, and am happy to say that it is holding up pretty well, thanks to powerful and finely tuned sphincter muscles which have limited the amount of bathroom explosions down to single figures, thus keeping anal friction to a minimum.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

the ring of confidence...

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Good to hear. This is no time to be letting standards slip.

 

[MrSki]

I remember it quite well, I worked in what was then MAFF (now Defra) in the Animal Health TSE department and spent most of every day answering questions about BSE!

I was a civil servant at HMSO at the time & had to try and answer questions about BSE & TSE and pronounce them after four pints down the pub at lunchtime. Them were the days.

ETA hope you get some sleep editor & all goes well tomorrow.

 

[Epona]

I was a civil servant at HMSO at the time & had to try and answer questions about BSE & TSE and pronounce them after four pints down the pub at lunchtime. Them were the days.

ETA hope you get some sleep editor & all goes well tomorrow.

Her Majesty's Stationery Office?

(Edits are because my mouse is playing up and keeps double clicking when I only intended a single click - so ended up quoting what I was replying to twice. Then I realised I needed to correct my spelling)

 

[wiskey]

All the best for later Ed, and well done for not going completely OTT whilst hangry!

 

[UrbaneFox]

Let us hope and pray that editor's ringpiece has sufficient wet-wipes

But remembering to dispose of them in an environmentally friendly manner - No Flushing

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Oh yes, that not remotely vegetarian thing that contains beef stock made from cow meat and bone, that will be way better in vegetarian terms than anything that contains chicken!

editor - I hope your thing goes ok

Oh. Ok. I didn't realise it had gone back to beef...it was vegetarian here for a while.

Could use marmite instead I guess.

 

[Epona]

Oh. Ok. I didn't realise it had gone back to beef...it was vegetarian here for a while.

Could use marmite instead I guess.

I'd suggest a bit of veggie stock (which can be a stock cube or stock pot or something home made) with a little marmite or henderson's relish in it - that isn't for long term nutrition btw - just to help get through a period where solids aren't allowed.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Top tip is pre moisturise your arse and arse cheeks giving a Teflon Like surface for all the pain, chaffing and assault of multiple wet ones to slide off

On arrival at hospital demand all the drugs then fight them and watch your pink innards being inflated on a big tv screen while giving the inflator a total unnecessary and inane running commentary. Then pass out/black out towards the end

 

[Steel Icarus]

Good luck today editor - hope it's as stress-free as can be.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

powerful and finely tuned sphincter muscles

editor Lord of the Ring

 

[moose]

Good luck for the good look up your arse. Hope they let you watch.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

well done for not going completely OTT

Hear Hear! If I'd been shitting since yesterday and not allowed to eat, there'd have been some permanent banning of a good few by now.

Good luck with the colonoscopy

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I found the laxative to be a damp squib when I did this, a few fairly normal shits and it was all over.

The drugs they gave for the colonoscopy were very nice though

Good luck today editor , hope that you get a clean bill of health.

 

[editor]

Good luck for the good look up your arse. Hope they let you watch.

I'm not going to bloody look!

 

[editor]

I'm about to go in!

 

[JuanTwoThree]

I'm not going to bloody look!

A diificult thing to get your head round

 

[cupid_stunt]

I'm about to go in!

Good luck.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

I'm about to go in!

So are they!

Lwc dda!

 

[moose]

I'm not going to bloody look!

It's fascinating to see your innards on a big screen, if that's what they're doing

 

[existentialist]

I found the laxatives impressive, but I did the colonoscopy without drugs. And watched. It was interesting.

 

[Pickman's model]

I found the laxatives impressive, but I did the colonoscopy without drugs. And watched. It was interesting.

the first time i had a colonoscopy the doctor performing the procedure told me he'd recently had a musician in for the same thing who had wanted a copy of the footage to use in a rock video. i observed this gave a whole new meaning to being up your own arse.

 

[Pickman's model]

It's fascinating to see your innards on a big screen, if that's what they're doing

to check they're still there

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm not going to bloody look!

oh you will, you will

 

[Epona]

Hope all goes well!

 

[MrSki]

Her Majesty's Stationery Office?

Yes

 

[danny la rouge]

Bon voyage, editor

 

[Epona]

Yes

I didn't realise your department had a lot of input into what was probably the most significant area of my working life, I spent a lot of time in the TSE department.