I am grateful for your concern, and am happy to say that it is holding up pretty well, thanks to powerful and finely tuned sphincter muscles which have limited the amount of bathroom explosions down to single figures, thus keeping anal friction to a minimum.Let us hope and pray that editor's ringpiece has sufficient wet-wipes
I was a civil servant at HMSO at the time & had to try and answer questions about BSE & TSE and pronounce them after four pints down the pub at lunchtime. Them were the days.I remember it quite well, I worked in what was then MAFF (now Defra) in the Animal Health TSE department and spent most of every day answering questions about BSE!
I was a civil servant at HMSO at the time & had to try and answer questions about BSE & TSE and pronounce them after four pints down the pub at lunchtime. Them were the days.
ETA hope you get some sleep editor & all goes well tomorrow.
Oh yes, that not remotely vegetarian thing that contains beef stock made from cow meat and bone, that will be way better in vegetarian terms than anything that contains chicken!
editor - I hope your thing goes ok
Oh. Ok. I didn't realise it had gone back to beef...it was vegetarian here for a while.
Could use marmite instead I guess.
Hear Hear! If I'd been shitting since yesterday and not allowed to eat, there'd have been some permanent banning of a good few by now.well done for not going completely OTT
I'm not going to bloody look!Good luck for the good look up your arse. Hope they let you watch.
I'm not going to bloody look!
I'm about to go in!
It's fascinating to see your innards on a big screen, if that's what they're doingI'm not going to bloody look!
the first time i had a colonoscopy the doctor performing the procedure told me he'd recently had a musician in for the same thing who had wanted a copy of the footage to use in a rock video. i observed this gave a whole new meaning to being up your own arse.I found the laxatives impressive, but I did the colonoscopy without drugs. And watched. It was interesting.
to check they're still thereIt's fascinating to see your innards on a big screen, if that's what they're doing
oh you will, you willI'm not going to bloody look!
YesHer Majesty's Stationery Office?