Update: It's now becoming bloody grim. Me and the loo are going to be near-inseparable by the end of today. I've discarded my trousers as anything that gets in the way of a 'quick-release' could prove perilous.
And I am STARVING!
Or deliverlooDo you not have deliveroo in that there Lundun
No eating for over 24 hours. Not even a biscuit.Do you not have deliveroo in that there Lundun?
No eating for over 24 hours. Not even a biscuit.
Has anything interesting come out yet, like a marble you swallowed when you were 12?Update: It's now becoming bloody grim. Me and the loo are going to be near-inseparable by the end of today. I've discarded my trousers as anything that gets in the way of a 'quick-release' could prove perilous.
And I am STARVING!
Update: It's now becoming bloody grim. Me and the loo are going to be near-inseparable by the end of today. I've discarded my trousers as anything that gets in the way of a 'quick-release' could prove perilous.
And I am STARVING!
I'm hoping the vast ocean of brown liquid will have finally been depleted by the time I head off to the hospital in the morning. If not, I'll hire a motorised potty.Do you have to visit the hospital? How is that going to work if you're trouser-less?
No eating for over 24 hours. Not even a biscuit.
I can drink water, tea and coffee and clear 'broth' like soups, none of which seem to exist unless you like chicken.I would really, really struggle with that. Presumably you can drink water at least? Don't suppose it will stay in though
Miserable.
Anyway, hope the hospital trip goes okay.
I can drink water, tea and coffee and clear 'broth' like soups, none of which seem to exist unless you like chicken.
Could you, for example, drink squash, Coke, beer, etc? They might help you keep up your calories intake while not putting anything into the bowel. Just a thought.
Could you, for example, drink squash, Coke, beer, etc? They might help you keep up your calories intake while not putting anything into the bowel. Just a thought.
Drink clear fluids only today. This may include water, squash, fizzy drinks, clear strained soup or clear stock. Aim for two litres (about eight to ten glasses) in total throughout the day not including the bowel preparation. • You can drink tea or coffee with small splash of milk.
Beer is verbotenThere's an idea, lots of beer, get shit faced.