Colombia vs England (R16) - 19:00 - 03/07/2018

[Pickman's model]

I feel i have made a mistake in only having three bottles of Westons will have to hold off on the first one just yet.

Nip out for vodka

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm on Pepsi, which I really don't think is helping...

The choice of a new generation

 

[blairsh]

Nip out for vodka

Nah, going to be well behaved

 

[girasol]

Ingland 1 x 0 Columbia

 

[JimW]

I had three tasty but toe-curling glasses of rice spirit with the wife's uncle earlier but am back on the water for the match. Hope the lads are doing similar

 

[Badgers]

 

[ska invita]

Shitty train has just broken down
Meanwhile.. .

 

[JimW]

Putin's paid the flights for all these Colombian fans I bet, the swine.

 

[campanula]

Nerves are jangling now. Ale number one is open.

me too - and I don't even drink (hardly)

 

[5t3IIa]

I don’t mind the look of that FCB at all Badgers?

 

[rekil]

I realised earlier that I've agreed to go out with someone tonight who has no interest in football.

I thought Phil Neville was in Russia.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Is ale 16 in the fridge?

I feel i have made a mistake in only having three bottles of Westons will have to hold off on the first one just yet.

I had four Abbott ales and realised that's not enough, so I popped out again for wine. I drink like a fucking fish during these kinds of matches.

In fact I don't regret much in my life, even bad things, but if I could change things from my past, drinking seven cans of Grolsch during England's 2006 defeat by Portugal, subsequently falling down the stairs then falling asleep and completely missing Zidane's mesmeric performance against Brazil in the following match is an experience I'd do differently for sure.

 

[Pickman's model]

I had three tasty but toe-curling glasses of rice spirit with the wife's uncle earlier but am back on the water for the match. Hope the lads are doing similar

Yeh you're on water, the uisce beatha, the water of life

 

[Steel Icarus]

Clive "Clyde" Tyldsley and Glenn Hoddle commentating. Reminiscent of the time I had norovirus and ended up puking in my bathroom basin while at the same time voiding my bowels.

 

[JimW]

Yeh you're on water, the uisce beatha, the water of life

Have a train to catch about four hours after final whistle if it finishes in normal time, so not to be.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I am a bag of nerves already! I kind of don't want to watch it but I do.

 

[blairsh]

FUCKING ADVERTS!

 

[5t3IIa]

FUCKING ADVERTS!

Didn’t we miss a goal last time cuz of FUCKING ADVERTS?

 

[editor]

FUCKING ADVERTS!

I was about to post the same! Fucking shitty ITV.

 

[editor]

The opposition fans don't seem very appreciative of England being on the ball!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Right I've gone for 2-0 with Sterling scoring first in order to win a large pork pie!!

 

[editor]

Oh. This could be good.

 

[blairsh]

Sterling scoring first in order to win a large pork pie!!

Goodluck with that!

 

[editor]

England looking good!

 

[Badgers]

Come on Stones or Henderson

 

[Dandred]

Not many England supporters in the stadium!

 

[steveo87]

Oh look, the band are in...

 

[editor]

Not many England supporters in the stadium!

Hopefully that means we won't have to hear the turgid dirge of God Save The Queen ringing out.

 

[Badgers]

Good effort Sterling

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Oh Sterling, you need to net me a pork pie!!