Colombia vs England (R16) - 19:00 - 03/07/2018

[blairsh]

Brings a gun to a knife fight

I'm having television programme ideas here...

'How hard is Jamie Vardy?'

Part of a 'How hard is...' series, presented by Danny Dyer

 

[imposs1904]

There's going to be a punch up at full time, isn't there?

 

[Spymaster]

Somebody in Asia Colombia makes a shitload of money.

Ftfy

 

[dessiato]

Beginning to think I'm watching a diving world cup.

 

[ddraig]

dive!

 

[editor]

That looked a bit cheaty.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Fucks sake - would rather try for a penalty than a goal.

 

[A380]

What this game needs..

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No, him:

 

[isvicthere?]

Colombia = a whole team of Neymars.

 

[frogwoman]

What this game needs..

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I posted that on twitter hope you don't mind!

 

[editor]

So, I have Colombia up on cheating, but with England catching up fast.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Where the fuck is Harry Kane on those breaks?!

 

[1927]

No, him:

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Please god, no!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Southgate knows he can make subs, right?

 

[Steel Icarus]

All very stretched. Like my nerves.

 

[belboid]

‘England are readying Eric Dier’

Oh shit

 

[editor]

Southgate knows he can make subs, right?

He must have heard you.

 

[agricola]

RLC would have been a much better choice

 

[rubbershoes]

Some of the England players are losing their heads now.

Exactly why the Colombians are doing it

 

[Steel Icarus]

Southgate knows he can make subs, right?

It HAS to be Rashford o'clock now, surely

 

[Idaho]

I think lingard was clipped a little. Wasn't an out and out dive.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Nice first touch.

 

[skyscraper101]

Fuck me

That was close

 

[editor]

Colombia really are shit.

 

[belboid]

Ooh, massive let off

 

[planetgeli]

Somebody give Walker a fucking slap.

 

[campanula]

shoring up

 

[frogwoman]

Who was the referee who gave three yellow cards to one player?

 

[campanula]

lingard!

 

[editor]

Lingard isn't very good, is he?