Colombia v Uruguay (Knockout Stage) Saturday 28th June 2014

[Barking_Mad]

Suarez jokes are getting a bit long in the tooth.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Andy Townsend drinking game please everyone. All references to a centre forward "coming short" or taking a shot, drink a shot. The word "half" sees you drinking a half, unsurprisingly.

Guaranteed carnage at the inevitable "half a chance there, he came short to get half a yard and got him on the half turn, got his shot away".

Worst commentator ever.

 

[magneze]

Uruguay playing for penalties a touch early...

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Suarez jokes are getting a bit long in the tooth.

They generally aren't incisive enough.

 

[magneze]

Andy Townsend drinking game please everyone. All references to a centre forward "coming short" or taking a shot, drink a shot. The word "half" sees you drinking a half, unsurprisingly.

Guaranteed carnage at the inevitable "half a chance there, he came short to get half a yard and got him on the half turn, got his shot away".

Worst commentator ever.

I've seen them given, Clive.

 

[Barking_Mad]

Come on Uruguay. Nobody ever said.

 

[Lord Camomile]

 

[Dr. Furface]

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!!!

 

[starfish]

What a fucking goal.

 

[Dandred]

WOW

 

[blairsh]

Crashbangwallopwhatagoal

 

[agricola]

Take a bite, son.

 

[Dandred]

Sign him Liverpool.

 

[Barking_Mad]

Boof! Back of the net!

And another!

 

[magneze]

Amazing goal. Game on.

 

[big eejit]

Wow. Great control, beautiful strike.

 

[rekil]

Forlan's neckbeard warrants a yellow card tbh

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Go on forlan, bite him!

 

[Favelado]

It's pronounced HAM-es (like Palestinian Hamas with an "e"). His mum and dad saw an English name they liked and just decided to pronounce it phonetically I suppose. Love it!

 

[Silva]

I miss James

 

[paulhackett]

Good tactic to hold the Colombian team back at half-time so they don't go in the tunnel at the same time as the Uruguayans. The boys are on it

 

[Badgers]

Sign him Liverpool.

@Rodgers

Great goal for sure but a less furious match than Brazil/Chile so far. Hoping for a Colombia win so all good so far.

 

[Badgers]

I miss James

PM me then x

 

[Favelado]

I miss James

"WON'T SIT DOWN!" headline inevitable before World Cup is over.

Probably nicked from this post.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I'm not sure it's inevitable that goal will win goal of the tournament. There have been some pretty good ones this year (I still think Van Persie's header was majestic).

 

[Favelado]

I'm not sure it's inevitable that goal will win goal of the tournament. There have been some pretty good ones this year (I still think Van Persie's header was majestic).

Neymar is threatening to do a Maradona vs. England. One of those runs might come off. He's done them for Santos.

 

[Barking_Mad]

Cahill's volley was a bitter goal imo.

 

[Favelado]

Cahill's volley was a bitter goal imo.

Ex-Everton so obviously.

 

[Favelado]

wow

 

[Lord Camomile]

That's 5 for the tournament! Who had him as golden boot at the beginning of the tournament?!