Coffee drinkers are destroying the planet.

[MickiQ]

Chocolate is another thing that wouldn't be missed. People can eat turnips instead.

Another fucker that's going on the bonfire

 

[Serene]

Cups go upside down to stop spiders falling in and getting trapped mate.

Never Happens. ( Also use the feminine pour mate ).

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Another fucker that's going on the bonfire

When I'm ruler of the world I'll ban loads of stuff out of spite. It'd be amusing.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Never Happens.

It's how I obtained my spider collection.
Cups go upside down. Clean your cupboard!

 

[Saul Goodman]

When I'm ruler of the world I'll ban loads of stuff out of spite. It'd be amusing.

I'm banning seagulls next.

 

[moochedit]

When I'm ruler of the world I'll ban loads of stuff out of spite. It'd be amusing.

Yeah but you'd ban the wrong things

 

[Serene]

It's how I obtained my spider collection.
Cups go upside down. Clean your cupboard!

Its Sociopathic.

 

[moochedit]

I'm banning seagulls next.

Yeah seagull farts must cause deadly methane emmisions that destroy the ozone layer or something. Lets kill them all now just to be on the safe side

 

[Saul Goodman]

Yeah seagull farts must cause deadly methane emmisions that destroy the ozone layer or something. Lets kill them all now just to be on the safe side

They're violent sky rats.

 

[Serene]

Seagulls and Pensioners need to get around a table and sort something out between themselves.

 

[Serene]

I need some twirl patches for at work.

 

[8ball]

The apathy shown here about the climate emergency is truly shocking. Mankind are a scourge upon this planet

May Gaia have mercy upon you all.

 

[Saul Goodman]

The apathy shown here about the climate emergency is truly shocking. Mankind are a scourge upon this planet

May Gaia have mercy upon you all.

I have to admit, I was expecting a little more sympathy for the cause.

 

[8ball]

I have to admit, I was expecting a little more sympathy for the cause.

Addiction is a terrible thing.
Coffee-free Friday by itself isn’t going to save the planet.

#cancelcoffee

 

[BristolEcho]

Great just as I start to get into it as a bit of latecomer we then ban it. If we replace it by legalising speed then I can accept it.

 

[Serene]

The apathy shown here about the climate emergency is truly shocking. Mankind are a scourge upon this planet

May Gaia have mercy upon you all.

I have sympathy for it, and I know its real. On Saturday night, Bonfire night, I heard some Geese flying overhead, clearly scared about the fireworks going off. They were doing their annual emigration, and they were saying " What f**king Month is it? "

 

[Serene]

Great just as I start to get into it as a bit of latecomer we then ban it. If we replace it by legalising speed then I can accept it.

Rees-Mogg has said that you may indeed replace it with locally sourced Amphetamine or a tincture of Laudanum.

 

[StoneRoad]

h'actually, Coffee is fairly well down this baddies list ...
[nicked off the beeb]


clch - food's footprints [range chart, 2018] par StoneRoad2013, on ipernity

I'll admit to drinking coffee [ Usually Fairtrade / Rainforest Alliance or similar schemes ]
But I make it very weak indeed, far too weak compared to how almost everyone else has theirs.
Tea and beer - I don't partake of either.

 

[glitch hiker]

Bovril drinkers are worse

 

[Serene]

Great just as I start to get into it as a bit of latecomer we then ban it.

Move to Brazil and grow your own.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

h'actually, Coffee is fairly well down this baddies list ...
[nicked off the beeb]


clch - food's footprints [range chart, 2018] par StoneRoad2013, on ipernity

I'll admit to drinking coffee [ Usually Fairtrade / Rainforest Alliance or similar schemes ]
But I make it very weak indeed, far too weak compared to how almost everyone else has theirs.
Tea and beer - I don't partake of either.

Beer looks quite bad - we should ban that as it's clearly non-essential. Banning it would have the useful side effect of a de facto ban on marmite, so everyone wins.

 

[Saul Goodman]

h'actually, Coffee is fairly well down this baddies list ...
[nicked off the beeb]


clch - food's footprints [range chart, 2018] par StoneRoad2013, on ipernity

I'll admit to drinking coffee [ Usually Fairtrade / Rainforest Alliance or similar schemes ]
But I make it very weak indeed, far too weak compared to how almost everyone else has theirs.
Tea and beer - I don't partake of either.

 

[BristolEcho]

h'actually, Coffee is fairly well down this baddies list ...
[nicked off the beeb]


clch - food's footprints [range chart, 2018] par StoneRoad2013, on ipernity

I'll admit to drinking coffee [ Usually Fairtrade / Rainforest Alliance or similar schemes ]
But I make it very weak indeed, far too weak compared to how almost everyone else has theirs.
Tea and beer - I don't partake of either.

All of my sins are in the bottom half. Phew.

I thought nuts were really bad? Almonds etc? As and the really shit trade around Cashews.

 

[Serene]

Beef is doomed

 

[WouldBe]

Chocolate is another thing that wouldn't be missed. People can eat turnips instead.

Dont be daft you can't wrap turnip round honeycomb and if that's hard try moulding it round a curly wurly.

 

[CNT36]

h'actually, Coffee is fairly well down this baddies list ...
[nicked off the beeb]


clch - food's footprints [range chart, 2018] par StoneRoad2013, on ipernity

I'll admit to drinking coffee [ Usually Fairtrade / Rainforest Alliance or similar schemes ]
But I make it very weak indeed, far too weak compared to how almost everyone else has theirs.
Tea and beer - I don't partake of either.

Makes more sense than the emissions per kilogram chart posted accross the way and reposted by Saul up the thread. It's not really comparable by that measure is it. On the other hand meat at least provides some nutrition.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Beef is doomed

Coffee is worse than bacon.
I wonder why we don't have bacon Bovril.

 

[davesgcr]

Ban coffee in the UK , and you will totally overwhelm the Cornish tea plantations......(be worse than the 17thC Dutch bulb mania)

 

[Saul Goodman]

Makes more sense than the emissions per kilogram chart posted accross the way and reposted by Saul up the thread. It's not really comparable by that measure is it. On the other hand meat at least provides some nutrition.

But you don't eat 16 steaks a day.

 

[Serene]

Dark Chocolate is fifth worst. Is someone taking the píss? So much for the Queen letting us eat cake.