Change UK: Chuka Umunna resigns from Labour party and launches Independent Group

[Dogsauce]

Love the way barely any of the food is touched, just a quick pose for the camera to pretend they’re normal humans before slinking off to eat babies and kittens in wherever it is they do that.

 

[butchersapron]

Love the way barely any of the food is touched, just a quick pose for the camera to pretend they’re normal humans before slinking off to eat babies and kittens in wherever it is they do that.

Heidi allen is eating them wings for 100% sure. Try and stop her.

 

[killer b]

Heidi allen is eating them wings for 100% sure. Try and stop her.

She's bantering on twitter about this with blue-tick journalists. Legend.

 

[DotCommunist]

angela smith disproves of the free tap water

 

[Athos]

Can't believe Nandos let Shukur in without a tie!

 

[Wilf]

'Hey, gang, apparently one of us has to go up and 'order'. Gavin, what do you want for your sides'?

 

[billy_bob]

Heidi allen is eating them wings for 100% sure. Try and stop her.

This is how low the bar is. She's the tory it's ok to like because she can pose in front of a plate of Earth food without her true alien disgust for humans and their revolting habits showing through.

 

[Pickman's model]

angela smith disproves of the free tap water

yeh she doesn't touch it cos of the fluorine

 

[Pickman's model]

This is how low the bar is. She's the tory it's ok to like because she can pose in front of a plate of Earth food without her true alien disgust for humans and their revolting habits showing through.

only for a photograph, never watch a video of her - the mask slips

 

[Pickman's model]

'Hey, gang, apparently one of us has to go up and 'order'. Gavin, what do you want for your sides'?

he wants a knife for his back

 

[billy_bob]

only for a photograph, never watch a video of her - the mask slips

It's all relative. Like how you'd think Jesus was a twat for only curing about seven lepers instead of all of them, but compared with how everyone else at the time treated lepers it was ok.

 

[Pickman's model]

It's all relative. Like how you'd think Jesus was a twat for only curing about seven lepers instead of all of them, but compared with how everyone else at the time treated lepers it was ok.

jesus was a twat

 

[billy_bob]

Kind of my point there. Maybe I'm not using enough smilies.

 

[Pickman's model]

It's all relative. Like how you'd think Jesus was a twat for only curing about seven lepers instead of all of them, but compared with how everyone else at the time treated lepers it was ok.

it was ten lepers

 

[danny la rouge]

jesus was a twat

Natch. He was a flexitarian.

 

[Pickman's model]

every time i see 'and it came to pass' i think 'that rock 'n roll was born'


anyway, back to chuka...

 

[Shechemite]

jesus was a twat

pickmans spotted this morning

 

[maomao]

pickmans spotted this morning


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My mate had that. The front is worse. Somehow.

 

[Shechemite]

My mate had that. The front is worse. Somehow.

Their music was shite as well.

 

[maomao]

Their music was shite as well.

This is why we need a dislike button.

 

[Sue]

Natch. He was a flexitarian.

Probably a 'vegetarian' who ate fish, what with hanging about with all those fishermen and being a fisher of souls and all that.

 

[Athos]

pickmans spotted this morning


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Jesus has a t-shirt that says 'Pickmans is a cunt'.

 

[Shechemite]

I’ll say this for that Jesus fella, he was always up for an argument

 

[elbows]

Jesus has a t-shirt that says 'Pickmans is a cunt'.

Sort of, I believe that shirt had some deliberate grammatical mistakes just to ensure it got Pickmans attention.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

What is the collective noun for cunts, anyway?

A bunch.

 

[Shechemite]

Jesus has a t-shirt that says 'Pickmans is a cunt'.

PopeUrban75 sure is a bear-pit

 

[TopCat]

What is the collective noun for cunts, anyway?

Bunch

 

[SpookyFrank]

What is the collective noun for cunts, anyway?

A 'shower' of cunts.

 

[belboid]

What is the collective noun for cunts, anyway?

a Chukkle?

 

[Casual Observer]

A bullingdon.