Change UK: Chuka Umunna resigns from Labour party and launches Independent Group

[HoratioCuthbert]

There was that impression definitely. I've certainly heard a lot of labour lefts tell me that Chuka wouldn't challenge Corbyn or split away from the LP because he had 'skeletons' that would limit his ambitions. Never much more than innuendo about what they were.

Check under that cunts patio I would say

 

[teqniq]

 

[likesfish]

tbf Its only Chukka who wants Chukka to be Britain's answer to Obama.
Its not racism its because he's a careerist arse who thinks the rest of us are trash

 

[Treacle Toes]

tbf Its only Chukka who wants Chukka to be Britain's answer to Obama.
Its not racism its because he's a careerist arse who thinks the rest of us are trash

Who/what are you responding to?

 

[kebabking]

Who/what are you responding to?

The people in his head?

 

[Spymaster]

 

[Spymaster]

The people in his head?

You're cruel to him but it's fucking funny.

 

[Voley]

I'm off work ill today. Can we have a few resignations/defections to keep me entertained please?

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I'm off work ill today. Can we have a few resignations/defections to keep me entertained please?

Screw the lot of you! Urban is shit, I'm off to Mumsnet.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I'm off work ill today. Can we have a few resignations/defections to keep me entertained please?

Corbyn has quit Labour and joined TInGe in a masterful display of trolling.

 

[Argonia]

Petition to get the Tiggers to face by-elections:

https://www.change.org/p/anna-soubr...tors-should-stand-down-and-call-a-by-election

https://www.change.org/p/mps-to-call-by-elections-if-they-leave-their-party-end-votetheft

 

[killer b]

why would you bother though?

 

[Argonia]

Apparently defecator Sarah Wollaston sponsored a 2011 bill to make by-elections compulsory for any MP changing party.

The Independent Group’s democratic deficit | Coffee House

 

[Poi E]

Like rain on your wedding day

 

[Pickman's model]

Like rain on your wedding day

like piss in your porridge

 

[teqniq]

A Spin Doctor Helping the Independent Group Worked for a Hawkish Right-Wing Think-Tank

 

[Puddy_Tat]

on teh tweeter



:handbag icon:

 

[Wilf]

Anyone else hear the rumours that Kepa has joined TIG?

Technically, he was resisting deselection.

 

[SpackleFrog]

Technically, he was resisting deselection.

Well played.

 

[Pickman's model]

no comment necessary

 

[butchersapron]

One bottle of beer on the table and it looks like it's that falangist shit sagres.

 

[Athos]

What is the collective noun for cunts, anyway?

 

[Lucy Fur]

Lets hope they continue to follow in Judas's steps....al the way to the gallows tree.

 

[billy_bob]

What is the collective noun for cunts, anyway?

Whatever it was before, now it's 'an independent group of cunts'.

 

[SpookyFrank]

no comment necessary

Soubry's face

 

[BobDavis]

Chuka can’t eat that sort of stuff all the time. He is too thin.

 

[gosub]

What is the collective noun for cunts, anyway?

A 'synergy' sounds about right

 

[Lucy Fur]

Blair taking the picture per chance?

 

[billy_bob]

Blair taking the picture per chance?

Funny idea, but hard to imagine he'd stay behind the camera. He'd have lined them all up down one long side of the table, with him in the middle.

 

[danny la rouge]

Funny idea, but hard to imagine he'd stay behind the camera. He'd have lined them all up down one long side of the table, with him in the middle.

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