Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[DotCommunist]

In The Game Of The Father

a young man is shown how to cheat at monopoly by pete postlethwaite

 

[__steve__]

The Numan Centipede

A mad scientists attempt at a revival of 80s post fascist electronica ends in tears

Genius

 

[__steve__]

Right at the museum

Very short film. Someone asks for, and gets, directions to Starbucks. The end.

 

[Casually Red]

The bicker man

A repressed policeman investigating a mystery on an island full of hippies contradicts them all to death

 

[billy_bob]

Blue Vervet

The uglier side of small-town southern African life is gradually revealed when a psychotic gangster kidnaps a family of small monkeys and forces the girl one to sing cabaret songs for him.

 

[Pickman's model]

michael collina

a film about pierluigi collina's brother

 

[__steve__]

The Patent Trap

Thrilling intellectual property yarn

 

[Casually Red]

Stray dogs

A young couples idyllic rural retreat is brought to an abrupt end when 101 Dalmatians charge through the door and shite all over the place

 

[Pickman's model]

jif...

a film about boys cleaning a publick school

 

[billy_bob]

Cook-hand Luke

Gritty drama about life as a sous chef.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bitch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid
An animated Disney feature about a bank robbing dog and her caprine best friend who decide to go straight after a relentless posse of detectives starts to hunt them down.

 

[Pickman's model]

pat garrett and billy the yid

spurs' 'fever pitch', building up to their double win more than 50 years ago, following two fans round the country.

 

[billy_bob]

Bring me the lead of Alfredo Garcia.

A Mexican takes his dog for a walk.

 

[DotCommunist]

Weekend at Ernie's

everyones favourite hoxhaist attempts to reform yugoslavia under a strong man socialist rule

 

[DaveCinzano]

The English Patent
A sensitive story about trademarking breakfast teas

 

[fuck seals]

Snape's On A Plane

Travel documentary in which the Hogwarts professor forgoes his broomstick for a modern flying experience

 

[danny la rouge]

jif...

a film about boys cleaning a publick school

So much better than the modern remake, Cif. (Which starts off as CGI but ends in live action).

 

[billy_bob]

The Matric

A goth enrols at college only to discover that his room in halls only exists in his imagination and the whole place is run by giant outer-space lizard/insect creatures.

 

[DotCommunist]

Planes, Brains and Automobiles

Steve Martin and Jon Candy battle the zombie hordes as they struggle homewards for christmas with the family

 

[Pickman's model]

all quiet on the western font

a film about the strife between different christian sects at the church of the holy sepulchre and one man's efforts to bring peace

 

[__steve__]

Honey I shrunk the aids

Scientist makes a virus even smaller

 

[billy_bob]

Mr Smith goes to Ashington

A naive rube joins the parish council in the former pit village, and fits right in.

 

[fuck seals]

One Flew Over The Cuckoos Fest

Expose of the use of police drones to clamp down on the avian raving scene

 

[Pickman's model]

the whining

author and family spend the winter in a deserted hotel and the child doesn't let up about how he'd like to be somewhere else.

 

[DotCommunist]

Cook of Eli

Denzel Washington is alone in a post apocalyptic landscape trying to do a recipe he saw on River Cottage ages ago

 

[Pickman's model]

wig

like big, but when child transformed into adult finds has male pattern baldness, which seeks to conceal.

 

[billy_bob]

Unset Boulevard

A public information film about the risks of stepping on newly laid tarmac.

 

[DotCommunist]

Peaky Friday


theres a bug going round

 

[Pickman's model]

the sine of four

sherlock holmes on a trigonometrick quest

 

[Dr. Furface]

Mend it like Beckham.

David -- post football career -- becomes an odd job man. Hilarity ensues.

Vend it Like Beckham - David tires of the celebrity lifestyle and opens a newsagents shop in Chingford