Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[DotCommunist]

Gregory's Gill

working class scots lad develops a means to breathe underwater, while tragi-comicaly lusting after a young woman in a film which we are told is a classic but is actually a load of old shite

 

[maomao]

Bootsie - struggling actor Dustin Hoffman finds work by disguising himself as the bass player out of Funkadelic. With hilarious consequences.

 

[danny la rouge]

Vocal Hero

An American oil company exec sends a man to Scotland to buy up an entire village where they want to build a refinery. But the guy has a big mouth.

 

[DotCommunist]

Judge Bredd

Karl Urban once again dons the helmet of justice to deliver fresh, hot white loaves to the people of MegaCity 1

 

[DotCommunist]

One Brew Over The Cuckoos Nest

Jack Nicholson and a massive tea urn galvanise an opressed set of mentally ill people in a revolt against the Whitecoats

 

[danny la rouge]

Geat Expectations.

Obscure Germanic tribe from Sweden believe something will arrive soon.

 

[DotCommunist]

Under Beige

Clad only in his Dominoes slacks retired badass Steven Seagull jazz hands his way through multiple baddies to stop a plot to kill the president. At the end, him and Tommy Lee Jones have a fight with pizza cutters.

 

[danny la rouge]

Kes Miserables.

Billy escapes the drudgery of the industrial north by singing about the Paris Uprising of 1832.

 

[bi0boy]

Scent of a Roman - Simon Wilsbury from the Roman Legion Re-enactment Society goes on a quest to France with Peter Smythe from Wessex Archaeology in an attempt to synthesise some realistic aromas of Ancient Rome.

 

[DotCommunist]

The Hunt For Bed October

Connery is shattered, he's had a long long day and really needs to get his head down.

 

[DotCommunist]

51st Grate

One mans hunt for the perfect technique with which to make a block of mature cheddar go further.

 

[bi0boy]

The Punt For Red October

It's summer 1917 and Danny Dyer makes a bet in an East End pub he can't possibly win...or can he?

 

[AverageJoe]

Avatan - the Na'vi return from holiday

 

[Bob_the_lost]

Iron Ban

Survival in a post-apocalyptic bronze age society.

 

[__steve__]

9 1/2 Leeks.

Sleazy allotment drama

 

[danny la rouge]

The 39 Seps.

Ensemble drama with nearly 40 Americans.

 

[DotCommunist]

To Live and Die in BA

witness a desperate man grow old waiting for his luggage to arrive at the right place

 

[DotCommunist]

Jurrasic Cark


film about the disaster that killed the dinosuars

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Pie Hard - Bruce Willis is on the rampage to prevent Alan Rickman's dastardly plan to put a pallet load of spoiled Fray Bentos out in a Tesco Express.

 

[Casually Red]

Tarzan the Apt man

The king of the jungle swings from vine to vine making wry observational comments as he goes

 

[albionism]

Get Farter
London gangsters travel up to that North, to locate an awol associate who's
causing a bit of a stink about the place.

 

[__steve__]

Mend it like Beckham.

David -- post football career -- becomes an odd job man. Hilarity ensues.

 

[billy_bob]

A short film about killing

A bleak, eastern European look at the life of a plasterer and his brother, a dentist. One of them commits suicide at the end, but no viewer of the film has ever been able to retain the will to live themselves for long enough to care which one it is.

 

[Casually Red]

Jews 2

STAY OUT OF THE WATER....


you've just eaten !!

With my blood pressure ? ...stay out of the water she says

 

[__steve__]

Mocky IV

American & Russian comedians attempt to out-satirise each other.

 

[billy_bob]

Finding Ne-Yo

A misjudged knockabout comedy in which the r&b singer gets trapped in the tropical fish section of a garden centre just outside Luton. Cee-Lo Green drags up to play his overbearing, overweight mother, who rescues him by training all the fish to swim in an arrow formation.

 

[__steve__]

The Spy Who Wet Himself

Incontinent mole

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Long Gold Friday
Can Bob Hoskins survive the last day at work before the weekend with his radio jammed on a classic rock station?

 

[__steve__]

Aloha Papa

Knowing me, knowing U S A

 

[Casually Red]

The Numan Centipede

A mad scientists attempt at a revival of 80s post fascist electronica ends in tears