Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Sherman Tank]

Maws

Roy Scheider is a small town American dentist who discovers the beauty hidden in his neighbour's mouths even while skirting a nervous breakdown and the end of his loveless marriage.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Last Hairbender

It's The Road meets Shampoo as Warren Beatty teams up with fellow survivor Viggo Mortensen to try and find a source of electricity to power his curling tongs in a hellish post-apocalyptic world. The M. Night Shyamalan twist? They were gas tongs all along!

 

[Pickman's model]

hampoo: david cameron takes a pig up the gary

 

[JimW]

The Men Who Stare At Coats - Like watching paint dry, avoid.

 

[Pickman's model]

the men who stare at oats - a film about farmers on quaaludes.

 

[Pickman's model]

the men who stare at moats: a film about the parliamentary investigation into the mps' expenses scandal of a few years ago.

 

[Sherman Tank]

The Men who stare at Boats - documentary about Italian Coastguards and their struggle to retain their humanity while defending their borders.

 

[Sherman Tank]

The Men who stare at Groats - Medival action thriller staring Ray Winston and Elijah Wood as King Richard's crack anti counterfeiting and clipping squad.

 

[JimW]

The Men Who Stare At Goatse - these young internet users have become innured to almost anything.

 

[frogwoman]

Meet the Dockers

Documentary about the shipyard industry

 

[frogwoman]

Rash

A disturbing film based on the jg ballard classic about a group of people who deliberately try to find things they are allergic to for shits and giggles

 

[DaveCinzano]

Rash Omen

Toshiro Mifune discovers that he is allergic to samurai armour - with HILARIOUS results!

 

[DaveCinzano]

Yo Jim Bob!

Toshiro Mifune joins Carter USM on tour - with HILARIOUS results!

 

[Idris2002]

Fuck Soup.

Groucho doesn't like soup.

 

[frogwoman]

Triumph of the Pill

A documentary about how the rise of birth control changed women's lives in the 60s

 

[Idris2002]

The Malteser Falcon.

Title Card: In 1539, the Knight Templars of Malta, paid tribute to Charles V of Spain, by sending him a Golden Falcon encrusted from beak to claw with rarest maltesers ~~~~~ but pirates seized the galley carrying this tasty chocolate-covered treat and the fate of the Malteser Falcon remains a mystery to this day ~~~

 

[Sherman Tank]

Last Mouse on the Left - documentary following the affects of drastic staffing cuts on the last remaing Mickey Mouse performer as he runs round the vast park delighting children and dealing with his asthma.

 

[frogwoman]

Four Weedings and a Funeral

Hugh Grant plays a gardener who is haunted by the death of one of his colleagues who he accidentally hit with a spade

 

[frogwoman]

Pie

A tortured mathematician tries to create the perfect shortcrust pastry

 

[JimW]

Mean's Tweets - the cutthroat world of Conservative Central Office's social media team.

 

[frogwoman]

Tar Trek

Hiking on the Tar Sands in Canada

 

[frogwoman]

Teenage Mobster

Hard hitting thriller about young boys growing up in the streets of Naples

 

[Supine]

Debbie Goes Dallas - Uneducated girl takes a holiday, instead of taking a job in the porn industry

 

[frogwoman]

Scam

Inmates of a prison receive letters telling them that wealthy relatives in Nigeria have died in car accidents

 

[Sherman Tank]

Bes

Small Northern boy finds the ghost of Queen Elizabeth the 1st while out walking on the moors, only he can see her which leads to an spiral of hilarious results which build to a crescendo of redemption for them both and the boy's estranged father. Staring Rupert Grint, Cait Blanchet, and with Jamie Bell as the boy's older brother.

Directed by Kenny Lynch

 

[frogwoman]

Bridget Jones's Dairy

Career woman suffers a mid life crisis and decides to move to the country and buy a herd of cows

 

[frogwoman]

The English Patent

Hugh Grant presents boring documentary about copyright theft

 

[frogwoman]

Toy Tory

Horror movie about a Tory MP who creates a doll which looks like him and comes to life

 

[belboid]

Tory, Tory, Tory

The 2010 General Election Leaders Debate

 

[Nine Bob Note]

A Tan for all Seasons
In between burning heretics, Sir Thomas Moore finds time to open Tudor England's very first tanning salon