Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[krtek a houby]

Pooper - David Cameron is a fixer sent back in time to advise himself against embarrasing u-turns, dodgy roasts and other shit storms.

 

[Pickman's model]

shamlet - boy from elsinor pretends to be prince of denmark with tragick consequences.

 

[Mungy]

The Cunt
A kind of cross between the X factor and "Highlander" for the Tories. So many candidates for the title role.

 

[frogwoman]

Grave Heart

Badly rated horror film starring Mel Gibson

 

[Sea Star]

Wold at Heart - a man and a woman and their mutual love for a specific area of woodland on high ground that they go to in their dreams. This is a film about self discovery. In a world where men and women love to be among trees, on a hill....

 

[krtek a houby]

Mild at Heart - Nic Cage and Laura Dern enjoy a pint of Theakston's and some speed metal at the local watering hole.

 

[Pickman's model]

brave hart: tv artist tony hart is the sole survivor of a plane crash in the amazon jungle. this is the amazing story of how he travelled 2,500 miles back to civilization - on the way negotiating 'first contact' with several previously unknown tribes

 

[bluescreen]

Sieve Jobs: the unsung careers behind the scenes at The Great British Bake-Off

 

[Sea Star]

Stove Jobs: a documentary about people who sell, use, maintain or make stoves for a living.

 

[isvicthere?]

Pup fiction.

Touching tale of a mendacious six month old labrador.

Taxi drivel.

Documentary viewed from passenger's POV about how it used to be nice round here until THEY moved in, and if I had my way I'd bring back hanging, 'specially for the nonces, guv.....

 

[bluescreen]

Stive Jobs: the struggles of oshiya in the hardscrabble world of Japanese transport.

 

[Sea Star]

Wilt At Heart: Long awaited sequel to 1990's "Wilt".

 

[Sea Star]

Duma and Dumber: Hilarious comedy set during the reign of the last Czar of Russia, Nicholas II.

 

[Sea Star]

Tarsky and Hutch: Ken Hutchison (Hutch) is sent to the Tarsky District policy force in Omsk Oblast, Russia, as part of an exchange program, while Starsky is not featured in this movie at all.

 

[hot air baboon]

Steve Nobs

....fascinating , inspiring bio-pic of a driven misunderstood black polo-neck wearing genius and his odd-couple partner, hairy savant-baker Steve Hobs and their fight to realise his vision of the chocolate hob-nob biscuit....

 

[JimW]

Steve Bobs - the dessicated corpse of the tech tycoon has fallen in the water in this eight-hour wordless arthouse flick

 

[hot air baboon]

Human Cuntipede

...the entire Cabinent are sewn together mouth to anus starting with Cameron to a dead pig....

 

[8ball]

Drollhunter - a guy makes occasional mildly funny quips while holding a rifle in a field for some unexplained reason

<remade 20 years later with a female lead character>

 

[frogwoman]

Seven Deadly Bins

Grizzled health and safety officers investigate a spate of fatal accidents involving rubbish collection

 

[frogwoman]

Bridge of Sties

Controversial amateur bestiality porn starring David Cameron

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

The Wanking Dead

"They call them stiffs for a reason"

 

[DaveCinzano]

A Bride Too Far

All-star historical epic about the development of Salt Lake City

 

[Sherman Tank]

Seven Brides for Seven Brothels - tragic story of the human trafficking of mail order brides from Russia to Switzerland. Directed by Lukas Moodyson

 

[Sherman Tank]

Seven Rides for Seven Brothers - heartwarming coming of age story about how one family came to dominate Motocross in 1980s Nottingham, directed by Shane Meadows.

 

[Pickman's model]

the seven year etch. artist albrecht durer's interminable quest to get his drawing of a rhino just so.

 

[Pickman's model]

Seven Rides for Seven Brothers - heartwarming coming of age story about how one family came to dominate Motocross in 1980s Nottingham, directed by Shane Meadows.

there's a film of the same name about how jockey frankie dettori not only rode seven winners on one famous afternoon but also beat the eponymous seven brothers while doing it.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Seven Years in Tebbit

The tragic story of Jerry the Gerbil who, following a debauched party conference season, found himself unable to escape from Norman Tebbit's anal cavity.

 

[Sherman Tank]

The Smarm - Sequal to Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Michael Caine's Lawrence Jameison cons his way into a top secret research base and accidently releases a load of killer bees on the neigbouring town.

 

[isvicthere?]

The Lavender Hill gob.

Uninspiring tale of a mouthy, ill-informed south London oaf.

 

[danny la rouge]

Baws.

A film starring Roy Schieder and Robert Shaw that reviews itself.