Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[BandWagon]

The Cincinatti Cid - Steve McQueen defeats the Muslim hordes.

 

[BandWagon]

Chato's Band - Charles Bronson heads a new boy band.

 

[JimW]

The Cincinatti Cid - Steve McQueen defeats the Muslim hordes.

El Sid - Charlton Heston plays Sid James in this epic biopic

 

[DaveCinzano]

Chato's Band - Charles Bronson heads a new boy band.

Heath Hunt
Canadian Mountie Lee Marvin pursues paedophile ex-Prime Minister played by Charles Bronson

 

[Pickman's model]

fist and furious: fisting porn

 

[BandWagon]

Last Mango in Paris - Brando admits to liking fruit.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Goyz In The Hood
The trials and tribulations of a group of gentile teens growing up in the Tel Aviv ghetto

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Duallists
Period remake of Twins by Ridley Scott

 

[DaveCinzano]

Tit Panic
Melodrama abounds whilst ocean liner heads into an iceberg as young artist frets over whether to draw his model completely nude or to discreetly cover up her milk shelf in line with contemporary prudishness

 

[porp]

A Tan For All Seasons
A leading figure of the counter reformation discovers the joys of fake tan

 

[starfish]

The Bards
Bodega bay's singer-songwriter community is acting strangely, be very afraid.

The Bards 2.

An unrelated sequel pits Burns against Shakespeare in a wordsmiths battle royale.

 

[Pickman's model]

a tin for all seasons: a drinker's year in cans

 

[Pickman's model]

american ultras: clapton get an american branch of their supporters club

 

[porp]

Rosemary's Babe
Family friendly horror. When a gamine looking Mia Farrow gives birth to a pig (that wants to be a dog), devil worshipping neighbours take umbrage.

 

[Pickman's model]

rosemary baby : a couple cook their baby with fresh herbs

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Bards 2.

An unrelated sequel pits Burns against Shakespeare in a wordsmiths battle royale.

Eight Mile meets ‘Full Fathom Five’!

 

[Pickman's model]

rfk: bobby kennedy meets sirhan sirhan

 

[porp]

American Snipe
Voyeuristic violence for racist bird lovers. A moorland bird kills lots of Iraqis

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Trans Potter
Former SAS covert operative Jason Statham moves to the south of France where she enjoys the quiet life as a ceramicist following gender reassignment

 

[Pickman's model]

animal fart: a cow drops its guts

 

[JimW]

Argot - the Coen brothers experiment with a film entirely in thieves' cant

 

[DaveCinzano]

thieves' cant

Or ‘colin’ as it's known

 

[porp]

Picnic at Hanging Cock
Suspenseful psychological drama. In early 20th century Australia, an ill advised school outing to a massive phallic outcrop leads to mysterious disappearances.

 

[JimW]

Picnic at Hanging Cock

Suspenseful psychological drama. In early 20th century Australia, an ill advised school outing to a massive phallic outcrop leads to mysterious disappearances.

Nitpic at Hanging Rock - Pickman's joins a school trip in early 20th century Australia

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Mega Shart vs Giant Octopus.

Modern day b-movie. Man farts at a big octopus, follows through.

Shartopus. The octopus farts back, follows through.

Shartnado. Now they're all at it.

 

[Dr. Furface]

The Taking of Pelham Two Three Five.

NYC subway train hostage thriller remade for prime number obsessives.

 

[starfish]

12 Donkeys.

Sequel to 12 Monkeys but the heros more of an ass this time.

 

[Casually Red]

The hymen centipede

Yuck yuck yuck

Just fucking yuck

 

[Casually Red]

A Serbian Firm

Zvezda fuck stuff up

 

[DaveCinzano]

Lassi Come Home
An enterprising dog sets up a yogurt drink delivery service