Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Mrs Miggins]

I was supposed to be working y'know.

Me too. I've just been sitting at my desk in silent mirth

 

[billy_bob]

Wangs of Desire

I'm not summarising that one.

 

[Cid]

Silk
Moving biopic of activist Robert Kilroy-Silk.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Back to the Suture
A time-travelling surgeon battles old high-school bullies in a race against time to reunite his team and finish the operation.

 

[JimW]

Broken Marrow - there's skulduggery afoot at the municipal allotments. Can Billy solve the mystery before the annual show?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Silk
Moving biopic of activist Robert Kilroy-Silk.

Does he get assassinated?

 

[JimW]

No To Riots - Hitchcock directs Cary Grant in this thinly disguised piece of state propaganda

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Hind
Documentary about a deer, who is very fastidious about his personal cleanliness, being transported to Africa to live out his days in nice weather.

 

[starfish]

Les miserable.

Documentary following Les Dennis shortly after Amanda Holden dumped him.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Slackfish
Documentary about a killer whale at Sea World who basically couldn't be arsed.

 

[JimW]

The Long ECT Day - quite some shift on Cheltenham General's psychiatry ward

 

[Cid]

Does he get assassinated?

Just covered in shit.

 

[Maharani]

The Long Piss Goodnight - I'm clearly a bit obsessed with film references about wee at the minute.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

The Hives of Others
Distructive envy in the bee-keeping community of the old East Germany

 

[Maharani]

Secrets and Pies - an in-depth docu of ancient pie making secrets.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Long Piss Goodnight - I'm clearly a bit obsessed with film references about wee at the minute.

Urine sane

 

[Mrs Miggins]

The Wives of Others
East German swingers! A peep behind the Iron Curtain.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Secrets and Pies - an in-depth docu of ancient pie making secrets.

True Pies
Flan-favouring terrorists pursue covert pie maker Arnold Schwartzeneggar for his prize-winning recipes

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Jives Of Others
Stasi spoilsports surveill fans of decadent western dance moves

 

[Maharani]

Urine sane

Hahahaha!

 

[Mrs Miggins]

The Limes of Others
Citrus fruit was very hard to come by under the Communists.

 

[JimW]

Captain Corelli's Man-Holin' - low budget Italian filth.

 

[SpookyFrank]

The Incredible Sulk

You won't like him when he's grumpy.

 

[Maharani]

Hamburger Pill - it's a hamburger in pill form; how will the soldiers take to this new food form.

 

[JimW]

Blue Kawaii - ill-starred attempt to soften the Tory election campaign by licensing Hello Kitty.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

A Flockwork Orange
A gang of highly violent and disaffected youths go off in search of the perfect retro wallpaper.

 

[Maharani]

Jacob's Sadder - after losing it completely Tim Robbin's character becomes even sadder in the sequel...

 

[Maharani]

Trading Laces - Shoe salesmen swap their shoe laces with weird consequences.

 

[JimW]

Sons and Livers - a Notts miner is concerned about his son boozing it up too often with arty-farty types.

 

[Maharani]

Abigail's Farty - the party isn't what the guests expected. Abigail over does it on the sprouts.