Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[weltweit]

The Pound of Music - the Austrian mountains with drum and base

 

[hot air baboon]

Herpico - harrowing drama of a New York cop and his medically distressing condition

F*A*S*H - more biting satire on the futility of war with those cynical yet lovable medics at a Waffen SS field hospital on the Russian Front

 

[JimW]

Amistrad - slaves in one of Alan Sugar's sweatshops revolt and try to drive the delivery van to Ongar and freedom but a scab fiddles with the GPS so they end up back in Brentwood.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Near Park - nest of vampires live near a park, and mooch there at night, when not slaughtering the patrons at the local roadhouse.

The Wrench Connection - Tools salesman Popeye Doyle investigates who is selling inferior European spanner-age to his All-American customers.

Barry London - distortions in space and time cause London and Barry Island to become fused together, with sometimes comic, sometimes catastrophic results.

 

[hot air baboon]

Near Park - nest of vampires live near a park, and mooch there at night, when not slaughtering the patrons at the local roadhouse.

Satanic Kites of Dracula

...vampires terrorise users of a municipal park by wooshing their display kites in an evil manner at the local dog walkers and other people attempting to enjoy the amenities...

Veet me in St Louis

Hollywood musical extravaganza focusing on feminine hair removal

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Toon
Ben Affleck, Jeremy Renner, PJ and Duncan are the toughest crew of armed robbers in Newcastle

 

[weltweit]

Slaving Private Ryan - Ryan is captured and sold as a slave

 

[weltweit]

The Fight Stuff - Sequel to Fight club

 

[DaveCinzano]

Jurassic Wold
Two hours of not much happening in a really ancient upland wood

 

[weltweit]

Raging Lull - the gap between rages

 

[weltweit]

Pain Man - Hippie steps on Lego

 

[fuck seals]

Shaun Off The Dead

One man's struggle to give up necrophilia

 

[weltweit]

Pulp Friction - what male cyclists experience

 

[JimW]

Cat Ball Ow - a short film about the painful consequences of letting kitty play with a ball of wool on your lap.

 

[JimW]

The Toweling Inferno -it was the worst day ever down at the Soap 'n Suds laundrette.

 

[DaveCinzano]

How The Vest Was Won
Epic tale of how four generations of one family were united by the winning of a sports singlet at a village fete on a raffle stall with prizes donated by JJB.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Toweling Inferno -it was the worst day ever down at the Soap 'n Suds laundrette.

I think I preferred Fabcon Air

 

[fuck seals]

Cwtch 22

Heartwarming story of one girl's dream to hug the whole of the 1958 Welsh football squad

 

[maomao]

The Deer Cunter - Robert De Niro swears at horned ruminants.

 

[weltweit]

The Public Enema (1931) - not something to be entered into lightly

 

[maomao]

Fig Trouble in Little China - Kurt Russell plays a Chinese chef who faces an evil sorcerer beneath Chinatiown in a quest for ingredients for his fruit compote.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Men In Bleck

Low-budget South African sci-fi remake.

 

[maomao]

Snowgirls - set in an Inuit strip club.

 

[JimW]

A Batter Tomorrow - despite bowling a tidy spell on day one our young spinner knows he's the rabbit when it's our turn at the crease in the morning.
ETA sequel to Woo's other cricket movie, Hard Bowled

 

[SpookyFrank]

Straw Cogs

Gay romantic drama featuring the scarecrow and the tin man from the Wizard of Oz.

 

[weltweit]

Point Plank - a carpentry story

 

[SpookyFrank]

A Robot

Will Smith has minimal trouble stopping a worldwide robot uprising because the world only has one robot in it.

 

[weltweit]

One Blew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - twitcher's flatulence causes problems

 

[Espresso]

A Natter of Life and Death.
David Niven in philosophical mood.

The Ladykilters
Alec Guinness and Peter Sellers scandalise staid Edinburgh society with their daring new range of women's wear.

Kind Hearts and Cornets
How the ice cream wars in Glasgow would never had broken out, if people had been just a little bit nicer to each other. With Alec Guinness playing seven members of the same kindly ice cream family.

Dirty Lancing
Patrick Swayze a harrowing story of boil surgery in 50s America

Four Weedings and a Funeral.
Hugh Grant shows us how to commit the perfect murder by planting poison ivy, deadly nightshade, wolfsbane and ...er...something else that's nasty in Alan Titchmarsh's garden.

 

[JimW]

It Started With A Piss - Jack could never imagine the surreal and often bloodcurdling consequences of nipping round the back for a quick wazz