Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Pickman's model]

Des' boot
Des Lynham goes to the shoe shop

 

[belboid]

Fun Kirk

Unbeknownst to many, Mr Douglas was actually a hilarious prankster. Lee Evans recreates many of those pranks in this rib-tickling biopic.

 

[belboid]

Pun Kirk

Unbeknownst to many,,,,

 

[belboid]

Gun Kirk

No, actually it's a serious documentary about the need for gun control.

 

[belboid]

Tun Kirk


Documentary about an obscure church in Orkney

 

[hot air baboon]

Dun Firk

Firky decides to hang up the trolling pants & retire to a cottage in the country

 

[hot air baboon]

The Amdrameda Strain

an over-enthusiastic thesp suffers an unfortunate medical mishap during a particularly energetic rendition of the knife fight in the Surbiton Players production of West Side Story

 

[T & P]

La Va Land

An aspiring volcanologist hoping to become the world's foremost expert on Mount Vesuvius falls in love with a musician plying his trade in Naples.

 

[JimW]

Dub Kirk -
Young Wee Free minister Ally McGraw has a massive sound system and an unconventional plan to liven up Sunday services.

 

[hot air baboon]

666 squadron

Hammer Films present : devil worshipping dambusters

 

[Ho Chi Ming]

Shallow Gravy

Three friends become increasing paranoid in this taut thriller centering on a Sunday pub lunch with a disappointingly tiny gravy boat.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Shallow Gravy

Three friends become increasing paranoid in this taut thriller centering on a Sunday pub lunch with a disappointingly tiny gravy boat.

I heard that it got slated

 

[Yossarian]

Cool Rand Luke

A rebellious inmate runs afoul of prison authorities while serving time for beating the shit out of US Sen. Rand Paul.

 

[Yossarian]

Yappy Death Day

Trapped inside an isolated dog-breeding facility by a natural disaster, workers discover that if they get hungry enough, Pomeranians and Chihuahuas can do worse than just annoy.

 

[Yossarian]

Blade Runner 2009

In dystopian Los Angeles, a government agent uses his fancy new iPhone to try and find rogue replicants by checking their postings on emerging social media sites Facebook and Twitter.

 

[JimW]

Thora: Ragnarok
The PC-gone-Mad BBC force a beloved national treasure to promote paganism on Songs of Praise in their relentless quest for so called diversity.

 

[Pickman's model]

Cool Rand Luke

A rebellious inmate runs afoul of prison authorities while serving time for beating the shit out of US Sen. Rand Paul.

perhaps inspired by this story

 

[Johnny Doe]

Classie

A Collie undergoes a ladette to lady transformation, ultimately winning Crufts

(credit the missus)

 

[petee]

Beds
American comintern agent John Reed gets some much-needed shut-eye.

 

[Ho Chi Ming]

the wand that shakes the barley

harry potter joins the ira during the tan war

There was I thinking how clever I was for just thinking of that.
Two years too late.

 

[Pickman's model]

the faking of pelham 123

donald trump directs movie about fake terror attack on ny subway

 

[Ho Chi Ming]

Blood on Stan's Claw.

Coronation street spin-off that sees Stan Ogden go a little too deep with the nail clippers on his big toe.

 

[Ho Chi Ming]

Les.

Troubled schoolboy befriends Leslie Phillips but tragedy strikes after the stake of an unplaced bet is squandered on brilliantine.

 

[hot air baboon]

Beverly Hills Copt

not unlike the original but involving a member of the Egyptian police force

 

[DotCommunist]

Beverly Hills Copt

not unlike the original but involving a member of the Egyptian police force

Are we sure that the notoriously persecuted egyptian copts are allowed to be policemen?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Kinder Garden Cop

After an unpleasant run-in with an intolerant park keeper, mild-mannered horticulturalist Arnold Schwarzenegger begins a petition to politely ask for more sensitivity training for his local council's municipal gardeners.

 

[hot air baboon]

Are we sure that the notoriously persecuted egyptian copts are allowed to be policemen?

The numbers of Copts accepted to military and police academies, judiciary posts, diplomatic corps, and university teaching posts are limited to a one to two percent quota.

Copts in Egypt: Situation and Policy Recommendations

a fine opportunity for some feelgood Hollywood-style syrup on religous diversity before the end credits roll I'd say ( we laugh, we cry and hey, we go home just that little bit morally improved )

 

[DaveCinzano]

Copt And A Half

Burt Reynolds plays an Egyptian Christian who dreamed of being a police officer, but found himself frozen out of a life in blue by an arbitrary quota system, so instead opened a craft ale pub.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Cup Land

After an accident with a bull during a work experience placement in a pottery, lifelong amateur ceramicist Sylvester Stallone loses his place on the vaunted Royal Doulton porcelain programme, so decides instead to open up his own paint-your-own-mug cafe.

 

[The Fornicator]

Spaceyballs

A goofy comedy about sexual urgings at the Old Vic.