Celebrity Big Brother 2007

[Orang Utan]

But he's a cunt - being a cunt shouldn't be rewarded even if it's entertaining

 

[Sweaty Betty]

WWWWHHHHHYYYYYY! He's a cunt!

when drunk.....yes!!
but even then ,he racked up a weeks worth of quality footage in one day than any of them other tossers could produce in their lifetime

 

[dolly's gal]

But he's a cunt - being a cunt shouldn't be rewarded even if it's entertaining

WHAT?! so reward the nice boring fuckers that make watching paint dry sound like fun?! methinks not

anyway, what are your thoughts on his arse? you can't deny it is a fine specimine, surely?!

 

[Utopia]

He's just a bit of a shy, middle class kid trying to play the rockstar whilst not really being able to handle his drinky IMO, lets see how he is in the cold, sober light of day & then judge......personally I reckon he'll be as dull as dishwater.

Cleo to win!

 

[Griff]

when drunk.....yes!!
but even then ,he racked up a weeks worth of quality footage in one day than any of them other tossers could produce in their lifetime

But he's just a fifth-rate Sid Vicious impersonator.

Has it really come to this?

*weeps*

 

[Orang Utan]

WHAT?! so reward the nice boring fuckers that make watching paint dry sound like fun?! methinks not

anyway, what are your thoughts on his arse? you can't deny it is a fine specimine, surely?!

Reward the nice people who acquit themselves with aplomb and endear themselves to everyone rather than antagonise people all the time - likeable people aren't necessarily boring.
He looks a bit skinny for me - I prefer a more, well, voluptuous, bottom

 

[Orang Utan]

What I hate the most is his spitting

 

[Sweaty Betty]

But he's just a fifth-rate Sid Vicious impersonator.

Has it really come to this?

*weeps*

He has more enderaing qualities than that poor bimbo WAG......

i genuinly feel sorry for her, she has a face and a personality like semolina

 

[Griff]

He has more enderaing qualities than that poor bimbo WAG......

i genuinly feel sorry for her, she has a face and a personality like semolina

I found it quite embarrassing that the WAG and Donny were talking about Ken and had absolutely no idea who he was.

 

[Strumpet]

He's just a bit of a shy, middle class kid trying to play the rockstar whilst not really being able to handle his drinky IMO, lets see how he is in the cold, sober light of day & then judge......personally I reckon he'll be as dull as dishwater.

Damn right....

Cleo to win!

Damn right!

 

[goldenecitrone]

I found it quite embarrassing that the WAG and Donny were talking about Ken and had absolutely no idea who he was.

I think he's probably quite pleased that doorknobs like them have no idea of his oeuvre.

 

[Orang Utan]

I found it quite embarrassing that the WAG and Donny were talking about Ken and had absolutely no idea who he was.

Why? Why should they know who he is? They're very young and not into cinema.

 

[foo]

he's hilarious! reet good value. and he's got a cute arse

yew wot? the boy hasn't got an arse - his backside is totally flat.

 

[foo]

He's just a bit of a shy, middle class kid trying to play the rockstar whilst not really being able to handle his drinky IMO, lets see how he is in the cold, sober light of day & then judge......personally I reckon he'll be as dull as dishwater.

Cleo to win!

i totally agree. i reckon he'll be crying for his mummy within a week.

 

[Griff]

Why? Why should they know who he is? They're very young and not into cinema.

Dunno, maybe it's just me, but when I was his age (22) I did know about things and had a 'certain awareness' that neither of these numbskulls have.

*goes off to ponder & worry about 'kids of today' etc.*

 

[Structaural]

from HolyMoly (excerpt):

'His name is Patrick, although he likes to be called Pat.
He used to work at SKY. Well, when I say SKY, I obviously don't mean SKY Sports or anything as glamorous as that - I obviously mean the pinnacle of SKY's portfolio - The Pub Channel.
He is remembered at SKY for the following things:
Panicking about going bald (he is).
Being such a hard rocker and breaking down in tears infront of the whole department when his girlfriend left him.
Getting a nice rock n roll disciplinary proceeding on his ass after getting the shit kicked out of him at SKY's Christmas party for walking off with the wrong coat.
Shagging Sky News' Head of Graphics who looks a bit like Jill from Alan Partridge.
His first band were called 'The Lost Boys'. Presumably his imaginary TV show was called 'The Goonies' and his school books were all signed 'Ferris Bueller'.
Pat mate, stop acting like a cock. Your friends are hideously embarrassed. DONNY ISN'T REAL.'

 

[AnMarie]

Leo really gives me the creeps- the way he slimes around Slipa (sp?) is fucking horrid. I can hardly stand to watch him!

 

[dolly's gal]

yew wot? the boy hasn't got an arse - his backside is totally flat.

well i'd give him one

and if he doesn't win, then yeh, cleo.

 

[foo]

well i'd give him one

that's kind of you dolly.

you can buy em in M&S so i hear - padded bumcheek knickers.

 

[dolly's gal]

that's kind of you dolly.

are you saying i'm a slag?!

i played the "would you" game with myself on the way to work this morning and i didn't see anyone i'd do. male or female. i saw one bloke who looked quite dirty and rough and then i looked at his feet and it was game over. i think my standards may have risen with the new year

 

[foo]

i played the "would you" game with myself on the way to work this morning and i didn't see anyone i'd do. male or female. i saw one bloke who looked quite dirty and rough and then i looked at his feet and it was game over. i think my standards may have risen with the new year

heh, i do that sometimes. (don't talk about having 'standards' on here though- people will get cross).


also, you misunderstood my 'joke' dolly.

i'm used to it though....

 

[dolly's gal]

also, you misunderstood my 'joke' dolly.

i'm used to it though.

i get it now

unfortunately tho my 'misunderstanding' says more about me than the quality of your joke hehe.

 

[pk]

Ken Russell, what a repulsive bloated posh cunt he is.

I do hope this is the Big Brother that will go down in history for the fact that one of the contestants, an elderly and morbidly obese poor man's Michael Winner, dies on camera.

Oh and I think Michael Winner is a cunt too, for the record.

 

[aqua]

pk

 

[zed]

Ken Russell, what a repulsive bloated posh cunt he is.

I do hope this is the Big Brother that will go down in history for the fact that one of the contestants, an elderly and morbidly obese poor man's Michael Winner, dies on camera.

Oh and I think Michael Winner is a cunt too, for the record.

"A poor mans Michael Winner"?!?!

Wow ...you really know a lot about films don't you?

 

[pk]

"A poor mans Michael Winner"?!?!

Wow ...you really know a lot about films don't you?

More than you'll ever know - and I'll lay serious money on that, kid.



Try thinking about the comparison objectively, instead of applying your remedial logic.

 

[zed]

Well, this is all very subjective.

Michael Winner did Death Wish and The Mechanic (also with Bronson) that weren't bad ...I don't recall anything else that was any good.

Russell did Tommy, Women In Love, Altered States, The Devils ...all films that I recall getting some critical acclaim.

To call Russell a "poor mans Michael Winner" is dumb ..by anyones standards. Except yours.

 

[pk]

Well, this is all very subjective.

Michael Winner did Death Wish and The Mechanic (also with Bronson) that weren't bad ...I don't recall anything else that was any good.

Russell did Tommy, Women In Love, Altered States, The Devils ...all films that I recall getting some critical acclaim.

To call Russell a "poor mans Michael Winner" is dumb ..by anyones standards. Except yours.

Film directing is a piece of piss... and with the possible exception of Women In Love most of Russell's films were shit - "Altered States" LOL!

Remaining in the public eye as an elderly fat public schoolie former film director is not so easy - Winner chose eSure insurance adverts, Russell chose Big Brother.

Both equally repulsive.

 

[exosculate]

Heres his list from IMDB

1. (7.78) - "Omnibus: Song of Summer" (1968)
2. (7.46) - The Devils (1971)
3. (7.26) - Women in Love (1969)
4. (7.05) - "Omnibus: Dante's Inferno" (1967)
5. (6.86) - The Boy Friend (1971)
6. (6.85) - The Music Lovers (1970)
7. (6.76) - Mahler (1974)
8. (6.67) - Lady Chatterley (1993) (TV)
9. (6.65) - Savage Messiah (1972)
10. (6.50) - Altered States (1980)
11. (6.49) - Prisoner of Honor (1991) (TV)
12. (6.41) - The Rainbow (1989)
13. (6.23) - Salome's Last Dance (1988)
14. (6.10) - Tommy (1975)
15. (5.94) - Billion Dollar Brain (1967)
16. (5.83) - Valentino (1977)
17. (5.81) - Lisztomania (1975)
18. (5.73) - Crimes of Passion (1984)
19. (5.65) - The Fall of the Louse of Usher (2002)
20. (5.46) - Aria (1987)
21. (5.42) - Women and Men: Stories of Seduction (1990) (TV)
22. (5.42) - The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
23. (5.34) - Gothic (1986)
24. (5.19) - Dogboys (1998) (TV)
25. (4.99) - Whore (1991)
26. (4.64) - Tales of Erotica (1996)
27. (4.50) - Mindbender (1996) (TV)

 

[Tank Girl]

kelly osbourne's a bright little button isn't she...

His name is not Donny, it's Patrick - and his last name's not Tourette - he made that up.

fuck me! that's not his real name?!